SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

they HAVE to show up tonight, r-right?

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What does r-right mean? Is that different from s-right?

Just got home. Have they been on yet?

Where is RollChad at?

yeah you missed it

BRING BACK BATTLESCARS YOU COWARDS

Una vela

Chad Gable

You called?

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roll

sure

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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Rick Roll Rollicky

Heavy Machinery forgot their tag titles

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Bryan burying legends on commentary

rrrrrrrrrrrrolling

ROLL
KWAB

KEK IT NEVER ENDS OH NO OH NO NO NO

>bryan shitting on hof

yes

Fatsuka literally got buried for this. Cope weeb

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ROLL THEM BONES!

Rollin

based and redpilled

Rollerino

quints incoming

Yes I called. Thank God.

>Bushwackers
>Legends

Ticker can move. Guess he gets kinda forgotten with all the focus on Otis

dilate you mentally ill tranny

YEAH

imagine otis' chubby thighs slapping against your face as he throat fucks you until his balls are covered in your spit and his precum

ding-dong diddly

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friendly reminder that Bo Dallas was getting the Reigns treatment in NXT at one point

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HMMMMMMMM don't want to mess with Otis.

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Daniel Bryan is the fucking best at guest commentary

Rolla roller

roller

Ding-Dong Diddlyroll

Damn, Lo looks like that ?

That finish is based

Are heavy machinery underrated or does everyone like them?

Otis fucking kills me

BURN IT DOWN

Big E used to be the top champ and pin people for 5 counts

LOL I KNEW IT

remember when Austin whooped everyone's ass, but was a real man about it and did it to their face and not from behind with a chair? cause Vince sure doesn't

>"I'm going to take advantage of Otis while he's pumping his hips."
l-lewd

based rollchads working the obese smarks

huh what u mean?

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Is Seth a heel?

So Rollins just attacks people who talk about Corbin?

FLABFAGS BTFO

>Seff beating up nobody jobbers on SD
what a chump

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He's the new Stone Cold.

here we go again

Holy fuck, Jasethy is cringe as fuck

nice skinny means, seff, you fag

Why is Seth assuming anyone who wants to be the guest ref wants to screw him? What if theyre trying to get the position to call it fairly, or even screw Corbin?
Everyone likes them

People seem to like them, at least Otis. Tucker is kinda overlooked

roll

There are pretty good. Just like the Vikings they are big guys that move way better than people expect and have an actual notable gimmick

seth you dont look good in skinny jeans youre not lanky enough. you think you look like a emo boi but you look like a guy with disgusting big thighs. bye bitch

Fuck yeah i got both Kairi and Zelina

being Stone Cold is Becky's gimmick, not Seth's

bad people

5 RAW guys

except a pussy bitch version

No

Bo's oblivious heel character was amazing
>crow chanting booooring
"Yes, this is Bo's ring"

jeans*

Live attendance and TV ratings are one thing, but the gamethreads have been dying for weeks.

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Why are they so into 2/3 falls tag matches suddenly

there were 13 smackdown people on ram, the wild card rules are dead, and so is the roster split

>2 out of 3 falls
don't know why but I'm gonna say cringe

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2 out 3 falls tag matches yall

taima too

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No

>Limo pulls up
>Commentary says it's Shane
>Door opens
>It's not R-Truth dressed as Shane

Fuck this company

>think of all the air we don't have fill if we keep booking these 2/3 falls matches

yeah

You can only have so many 6 man tag matches.

It's the same as all those fuckin gauntlet matches a couple of months ago

Me me me me

Tell that to the 2005 Raw main event scene

Ding-dong ding-dong diddlytty.

>Bex steals WME from Seff
>Seff steals her gimmick
Was it fair?

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only 49 posters so far in this one. Last night I saw about 80. The /wew/ channels also ain't getting shit. Vince has bored everyone away.

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Dont worry Vince knows what the problem with gamethread attendance is and has a plan to fix it

Vince turned his TV on but accidentally got the arena puebla cmll show.

They're dimes

RAW and SD share writers now too.

fuck off, zoomer filth

these commercials are brought you by SmackDown live

They need to whip out a tornado tag once in awhile

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY

>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME A MATCH

WIDE OPEN

I honestly have not seen one of those in a long long time.

STOP RUINING THIS FUCKING GUY

Truthfully it's mostly me posting.

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Yes, legends

Is this now a Planescape Torment thread?

STOP FUCKING TALKING BLACK

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MY WIFE'S LEGS ARE WIDE OPEN

WHY HASN'T RICK FINGERED MY ASS YET
THE DOOR IS OPEN

JOHNNY YOU MIDGET YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND FUCK MY WIFE

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PLS RESPOND

let's do it.

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Why bother with this fake edgelord fag?

WILL SOMEONE FIGHT THIS NIGGA ALREADY

DAMN

Did Black just quote Steven Segal?

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KNACK TWO THE FUTURE

KNACK TWO BABYYYYYY

2 out of 3 falls

Welp I'm out of here

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why is he talking like jack palance

>>No damn it I need another half of Shane

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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BASED MAGAINTYRE
FUCK THE LEFT

come on 94

Same fucking wildcards every week, they don't even mention the rule anymore.

Why is Drew being reduced to a lackey for Shane?

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Leave Elias alone.

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So after months of being on both shows suddenly nobody wants to wrestle him and nobody will book him and he won't fight anyone because...

drew should pin roman clean desu

I would like to have passionate consensual sex with that lady.

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rollllll

Is he going to politic backstage at Yea Forums to allow NSFWposting??

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>WALK WITH ALIAS

What did they mean by this sign?

6 Raw guys

Just noticed the "WALK WITH ALIAS" poster. KEK

Vince keeps bumping him for Shane amd Corbin

Because he's a big man

7! 7 raw guys! ah ah ah

>Shane McMahon segment

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7 Raw guys

RIP THE BRAND SPLIT

Rollin

Walk With Dyslexia

thank....GODDDDDD

Holy shit just call it RawDown already

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Alright heres the full count of raw people and possible excuses for them not to count
>Sami (confirmed wildcard)
>Alexa Bliss (might not count because shes challenging for the SD title)
>Nikki Cross (might not count because shes Alexas partner)
>Baron Corbin (might not count since he's only been backstage)
>Seth Rollins (might not be an official wildcard, since Sami was complaining)
>Drew McIntyre (might not count because hes Shane's bodyguard)
>Miz

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stop showing me raw

>35 minutes of Raw highlights

Smacketty literally Raw's weekly review

Alias should be the wwe champion.

all the momentum of the not shit Raw last night is gone

>Just realized that a certain poster is kill
Good riddance.

Rollinnn

NO REASON TO BOO KEVIN DUNN

What kind of name is Row Man Rains?

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They broke your rule E-drone, just accept it.

>when you try to make sense of this Wildcard thing

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Sauce

MIZ SHOOTING

Why is he the best shooter on the mic lads?

WUT DOES WWA STAND FUR

its gonna be tha big dawg

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TYE DILLINGER

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER TAG TEAM MATCH

>aew sign behind miz

AWESOME TRUTH REUNION

OH SHIT WE AWESOME TRUTH KINO NOW

>It's a "WWE scripts a promo to pretend they're self aware without actually addressing it" episode

>Awesome Truth
How long has it been

The Big Dog Ron Killings

Why did they make Zod black?

Yeah, kino is back on the menu boys

Do it for little Jimmy Truth!

>h-haha, you b-bought it, audience. w-worked!

>wwe goes into every show with no matches scheduled beforehand

8 years
time flies ;_;

Every comic book property needs at least one blackwashed character to be progressive now

>fatal five watz
>2 out of 3 falls matches
>elimination matches

this is like putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound. please try harder.

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so white boys will seethe

Why did they make Lobo, Irish?

Little Lungs doing the job yet again, when will this simp learn

>entire last hour of smackdown is an elimination tag and a 2/3 falls tag full of raw guys
they're not even tng to hide that the have nothing and are just marking time

Why is Shane's music allowed to say chinky chinky?

in a based big world

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Who was buried harder Little Lungs or EC3

LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

thats because Yea Forums in general is dying.

>maybe next year

>Miz with talk show segments and wrestling matches twice a week for months whining about someone else taking up too much time

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The job of these is literally to just fill time.

So Yea Forums, whats your favorite ASMR Triggers?!

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LITTLE LUNGS BTFO!

ECSimp

THEYRE HERE

Meningitis going over strong here lads, great video package

>pop for the IIconics

BASED

THEY'RE HERE!

WE DID IT, THEY ARE BACK

Base Mr. "Oddjob" Fuji

IT HAPPENED

We had a good run, brothers.

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i thought mr fuji was from pokemon

Seek employment

>9:15
>theres been TWO matches, one of which was the B(ased) Team jobbing

also BASED BUKAKAI WARRIORS

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THEY ARE ALIVE

>highlighting a manager
>in an era where managers are virtually extinct

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ASUKA AND KAIRI SIGHTING

Aussie girls or Jap girls?

Lol

>mfw I rolled Billie Kay tonight

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ASUKA AND KAIRI ARE FUCKING GOING OVER

RANDY
RILEY
RANDY
RILEY
RANDY
RILEY
JIMMY!!!!

>Team Oyakodon

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Then show more Asians right afterwards.

wwe wanna crack toyko so bad
why those faggots have no money for 3d people

Hair washing

Didn't they already earn a title match or was I dreaming?

Italian girls

>Not doing the title match in Tokyo
Why

what did i miss lads?

Asian girls always.

are we still under 24/7 title rules in this match?

>Paige making fun of the Aussie accent when her voice is literally satan in audio form

wait is Smackdown in fucking Tokyo next week? Or is it just a house show?

should have listened to me when i told you to drive out the indiegeeks and nujapanlets. them and r****t are one in the same

seek employment

cringe

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SmackDown in Tokyo next week?

based truth exposing black panther as the shitte he is.
truth should have got the white guilt push to become wwe champion at wrestlemania

Wheres Mella?

Nothing, just in time for based AwesomeTruth though

>off tv for weeks
>only brought back because Vince just remember they are going to japan and wants a "home town" victory
>going to lose a throwaway title match later on

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House show, same tour HHH is joining the bullet club in

house show dweebs

Vince wants the NJPW money

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house shows thursday and friday so they won't air it or maybe on youtube

SEETHING AND FUMING

not during the match no

it's a house show

Kairi's autism, is unmatched

Ah

so they can go over. then they'll lose by shenanigans to get some months out of it

nooo shelton don't steal

shouldnt Elias be the new champ?

>black man stealing and running away from the white authority
why is shelton dressed as ricochet?

Is ASMR real?

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>Supposed title
>put champion in the match
>suspend the rules for no reason
How do you overfuckingthink something so simple?

Okinawa. We're going to get a Miyagi Battle Royal.

They said on commentary the 24/7 rules were suspended until truth won or was eliminated

DUUUH AUTIIISM!
DUUUH BRIIINGE, AUTIIISM!
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY???
DUUUH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! CRINGE BASED BASED ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS L O L ONIONS CRINGE

BOOMER, THE ZOOOOMER I AM BOOOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIEEEES, ZOOMER GOING ZOOOMIEES... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH, FUCK SHITPOSTING! HONEST TO GOD, FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!

BUT OOOOOOOH I KNOW MY POST IS CRIIIINGE, ISN'T IT??? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED, BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Roll for 66

>stream dies
>sirens outside

wat do, Yea Forums? Should I start running?

will he be there?

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more like. had to promote them so people actually go

YOWIE WOWIE

>ASMR
The fuck is that?

>liking moustaches

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autism in girls is the cutest thing ever

autism in guys is cringe

cringe

That's fucking stupid. Who made this rule? Why would Shane make this rule for Truth?

Thats the Truth

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Nice!

Big Cass?

if you're black and you run, they'll shoot you dead

I don't know what it's like for the real ASMR freaks, but for me yeah. When I'm already a little tired (let's say late afternoon before dinner) and put on a video where someone's smooth voice just zones me out, there's not more calming feeling out there.

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Big Poppa Pump coming for you, user!

please lose weight

rolling for 00 bliss win

Gibi sitting on my face

>The fuck is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

Too bad Japs only like and support Jap promotions

post one of your favourites

We'll be seeing that on Botchamania.

JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MIDCARD MATCHES STOP WITH THIS 5 OR 6 PUSH PEOPLE ON BOTH SHOWS EVERY FUCKING WEEK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS JOBBERS AT LEAST SOMETIMES DOING MATCHES

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CALLING ALL GEEKS

having the name kiss for a headbutt is pretty gay and not a cool name

another victory for the wolfpac
based

Based af
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Learn how to use commas.

I SAID WWA STANDS FOR:

What a fucking geek

rollin

>Inb4 IIconics lose tag team championships on the Tokyo house show.

Miz should have said Shane agreed to be Corbins guest ref

>stacy vs nerd girl feud

bafed

why is everyone backstage in the same hallway, but none of them see each other

Ember Moon trying to be black Aloy.

Ember Moon is so boring.

NEW THREAD

Ember as a hot ebony nerd makes me diamonds

Rolling

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What could they really be saying about that chair that's so interesting?

GET IN HERE

Ember Moon is being buried so hard here

this. but they think those few guys draw

heres a good entry level asmr video
youtube.com/watch?v=vzcgKiqUhwg&t=9s

He should have gotten up, shuffled and then gingerly laid back down.

Has she really done anything since being called up?

It might just be cause she's hot.

They only see each other if a camera is around.

Nobody seems to draw.

Is this sly pervert groping?

Tessa Fowler