SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #1

>*tanks tonights smackdowns ratings*

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Trump was always a Rawchad

>raw started one hour earlier yesterday
why isn't smackdown doing the same today?

I'm pregaming watching teen jeopardy feeling smart af

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Dolph is a RAM guy? I know he's been gone for months, so who even knows. Wwe is a shitshow, there are no rules anymore.

Not smart considering FOX wants it's own distinct exclusive roster in a few months. Idiots.

Currently high af and about to get even more high

Should I take a nap with my dog or watch SmackDown, lads?

Literally only watching to see how slutty Alexa will dress tonight

SOS

play w your doggo while you smackdown

DEM RATINGS DROPPING

hottie and smart

some would say.....the total package

I don't know if I'm gonna watch bros, nothing that they teased really hooked me in

Cena is gonna be there 5onight I read a leak here but idk I am very drunk right now so I could be misremembering it but I think he just might it's a toss up watch with us

nice

kek they put Buddy Murphy in the dark match

>misremembering
based

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They talk too much on smack.

DON'T QUESTION MY BALLS

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>mom walks in

Everybody talks too much.

groids opening the show again

I'll be back in 15 minutes to watch commercials.

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i wonder how the show gonna be since they wasted all the good wildcards on raw

Who here fingers their asshole when they sext their boyfriends?

remember the last time WWE did a tv taping in Ontario?

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>new day promo

RAW won already

>smackdown starts
>kofi on TV again
>instantly muted

dude, seriously fuck Kofi and the rest of New Day. I used to like them before this bullshit and I literally can't stand them now.

>Asuka sign

ohnonononono

welp that's enough smack for me

Tell me one of you caught that kids kofi sign. Gotta see it

I've never wanted to turn off an episode quicker. Fucking niggers ruin everything.

I'M HERE TO SHOVEL WORMS

I'M HERE TO SHOVEL WOOOOOORMS

thank you based aDolph

>he watches WWE
KWAB

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Sign is legit. you are correct.

Playing Yazuka 0 instead

>Big E is not ga-

niggerettys and white cucks BTFO

Was Big E about to bring back Ravens slip in slide gimmick backstage

Sorry about the ratings VInce, I'm going over tonight

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

>backstage reports say that the locker room feels about Stomping Grounds the way it did about IYH in '95 and '96
>Bex, Seff, Kofi and Bayley still champs

Hmmmm..... I wonder why ratings are so far down from last year?

is the white race really dying or /pol/ is just being paranoid?

#HeelCrew

Yowie wowie

HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP

someone make this stop

hol up

The hand written one

I'm so happy they got rid of that stupid record scratch at the start of Dolph's entrance

These prancing pancake faggots will be the final blow to WWE's ratings

/pol/ is just beind paranoid. Every single human on the face of this planet is more than just one race. Mankind has been evolving and breeding since the dawn of.... well, dawn of man I guess.

Is he taking that escalator ride again?

>it's another Dolph solving the 13% problem episode

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KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES

Kofi admits to cheating

Dolph has a good seething face

Newday triple handedly destroying WWE worse than the shield

>Kofi's angry face is looking like he wants to cry

fuck this faggot

Isnt it WWE Champion not WWE World Heavyweight Champion
Xavier getting the branding wrong baka

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

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This is awful

Just like Jerry Rice. Blacks can't help themselves cheat and admit it. They think breaking the rules and getting caught makes them look cool.

Fuck Dolphetty

>same fucking promos every week

yawn

ziggler is dog shit tier holy shit

>not big dimes Bigfoot

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Decent opening, honestly

SUNDAY
SUNDAYY
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

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>two guys taking turns monologuing back and forth to each other for 10 minutes

who finds this entertaining?

Dolph yelling promo again, those improv classes really paying off

>no one is 100% racially pure
>therefore race doesnt exist

Great logic there, retard.

Unfortunately, Vince

>bayley: this is your life electric boogalo II
based

And Saturday

We're shitting on Rawists from orbit, Smackchads.

RECORD RATINGS INCOMING.

No one. WWE shouldve ditched Ziggler when they had the chance

do they even acknowledge Big E and Dolph's former friendship?
Will E turn in new day and go heel with Ziggler???

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why not just start the show with this match

Dolph's seething would be more effective if he really went sicko mode when he was doing it
Like killing some geek friend of his rather than just attacking his opponent

>mfw

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>Ziggler

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Why does Ziggler keep crouching lol

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>IT'S THE DALLAS MOWER EXPO

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Invasion angle fucking WHEN

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I need more Lexi time!

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Vince probably doesn't remember it so it didn't happen

They unified the WWE and World Heavyweight Championship in 2014 in a match called "TLC" so it's WWE World Heavyweight Champion

>tfw out of town for a week for a work conference
>not a god damn thing to do here, it's all kids and families
>missin my gf
>drinking tequila in the hotel room
>watching smackdown for first time in probably 3 years

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>bagley admiring her poster
ya she's losing

>taking things so literally that they can't infer

kys bud.

Why does WWE think people want to see another Bayley/Alexa Bliss talking segment?

I thought they changed it to WWE Champion in the 2016 brand split

>no going to the hotel bar to pick up a slut
state of ya

I am only watching until the trump rally starts tbqh

literally will smith tier
and i need to lick between her toes

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Hedgersandclippersandhedgersandclippers

>wwe champion
>throwing pancakes at people

Guys what do you think the cage they are going to be inside of will be made of? They haven’t been clear.

>Dolph Zigger

Because Vince loves Divas burying Womens wrestlers

low T as fuck

I already turned this fucking garbage off.

Same shit

pancakes

SEAKING SEAKING

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I am in the front row, anybody like my bray wyatt cosplay I think its pretty poggers

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But he loves Alexa and this will end up burying her as well

Feeling sick at the sight of a pretty girl Billy? You might be a gay!

WE COMIN 4 U ZIGGA

take a pic

Imagine you're wrestling Xavier Woods. He hits you with an enzuigiri and one of his point-toed shoes pokes you in the eye. How would you react?

>Saying retarded things
>"DURRR I DIDUNT MEAN LIDERALLY!"

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I'll be honest, I don't actually watch the wrestling at all. I just listen to what happens during the show

Tag team match brother

Why toss only Sami and Owens?

Dave says that WWE asked Dolph to retire and become an agent to get him off tv, but then he threatened to go to AEW so they had to give in bring him back.

Holla holla

Can Seff come and hit everyone with a chair, please

>Have 2 guys come out to interfere
>face in the match takes them out
>Heel takes advantage with a big move
>match just keeps going, rendering the moment pointless

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>fat enough for Bray cosplay
post ya jaw

Ding-Dong Diddlycuck

>20+ minutes of New Day to start the show

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Alexa was put over everyone save Charles and actually has longer with a belt on than she has had. Shes still limited in the ring and only over with guys that want to sniff her feet or mistake her merch for Harley Quinn stuff

>Match is on
>3+ minutes of commercials
when did it get so bad?

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BE THEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEeeeerrrreEEEeeere. ere

DUDE YOUR A BADASS!

or.....a LARPer!

*dun dun DUNNN*

my 13th birthday

Sami is a wildcard every single week

>you won't mind more commercials cause we put wrestling in a smaller box on the side

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THIS IS AWESOME

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why is this black manlet doing power moves

>raped Ricochet in the Summer of '92

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based sandnigger killer

why does Woods wear elf shoes?

I can't watch this Bros. Going to bed

why is this still going on

Right, but I'm saying that the segment will be so bad that everyone involved in it will end up looking bad also

He has deceptive El Dandy strength

Just end it

inferiority complex, same reason the new day calls kofi the world heavyweight champion.
can't wait for shane to take the title from these geeks

Modern shitters ruined sweet chin music for me
It shall now be called the pooperkick

>masturbation is rape

25% of the fucking show is the nig day

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Should've been the finish aftet the dudes got thrown out.

Dolph looks like shit.. didn't he used to be in better shape?

And Vince will sit there with a dumb look on his face like every day for twenty years now wondering why nobody loves jis awesome shit

he fucks fat bitches like amy schumer

just railed 1 of these big guys ding-dong diddly comfy soon

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I'm surprised Kofi and Big E didn't run out to the ring to check on Woods.

>2019
>getting a pin from a super kick

>showing the thigh slapping in slow motion

jesus

he got them from someone

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Is Woods a jam-up guy though?

>was the same way he got his 2016 summerslam title shot
KINO

Fucking recaps FOR 3 WEEKS OF RAW TV

>quarter of the show over
>only 1 match
too fucking boring. old wwe we'd have at least 2 matches by now and backstage segments

>wasting money to be stupid
based retard

and why are they having a talking segment on the shorter show and when they just had a pushing match last night

I wanna slap these things in slow motion of you know what I mean..

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>raw recap

why

Woooo main channel has 350 users for Smackdown

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Because Vince is senile and retarded

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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HAHA HE SAID THE WORD

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Bliss is all covered up tonight. Changing the channel now

Why is Corbin on Smackdown

this guy is about to win the belt again
this guy has the music taste of a 14 year old teen girl who still goes to warped tour
this
this guy has a 5 1/2 inch dick
this guy is fucking a man when he could be fucking top tier alt bitches like xia brookside

I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS ASS ON MY SCREEN EVER AGAIN IM PISSED

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DREW,SHANE, ROMAN, KOFI,ELIAS,ALEXA,AND BAYLEY. ALL ON EVERY SINGLE DARN SHOW

Is there any reason why theyve had Kofi show up on Raw so many times but Rollins has yet to show up on Smackdown as a wildcard?

Bliss is over af

>Sami
>Corbin
>Bliss
>Nikki
That's 4 for RAW. What's the estimation about how many are actually on the show?

Don't u wanna see her sexy facial expressions?

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anyone else think Alexa Bliss is kinda... hot?

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Kneel before Nog?

for a jew?
yup

Smackdown isn’t worthy of the top guy

I'll wait for the webms and gifs in the bliss thread

Bliss and Nikki are a team so they count as 1 I guess

Bliss doesnt count cause shes a number one contender, and Nikki doesnt count cause shes accompanying Bliss, ya simp

Dont watch smackdown, watch my stream xQcL

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>be me
>live in Seff's town
>see him at our tiny airport
>go over and ask him if he's who I think he is
>he says he's not whoever I think he is
>the timbre of his voice confirms his identity for me
>"o-okay..."
what's the point of this stupid life, lads?

I have kind of a jew thing turns out

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Still 4

FUCK I MISSED THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW AND ASSUREDLY THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ASUKA AND KAIRI

bases

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I'm gonna ding-dong diddly cum lads

>my very special friend
reminds me of my aunt and her "friend" Deborah

The majority of my matches on okcupid are jewish. feels bad man

Are you ready for some wrestlekino.

Horseface isn't gonna be in Bayley's corner is she?

KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES

TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF
CLAP CLAP CLAP
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF
CLAP CLAP CLAP
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF
CLAP CLAP CLAP

built for breeding

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>making up rules about contenders

you missed 25 minutes of New Day

...this coffee gag...

I picture vince loving the shit out of it and noone else.

>Lexi asks for coffee
>bean comes out
lel

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Bro give me the JAV code so I can make a webm of this. Nigga it's not 2012 anymore

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It's ding-dong diddly be a kino lesbian storyline hopefully as good as mickie and trish

They want to get him over because they are afraid to bury him

why is bayley such a bulli?

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>can't believe Hitler wanted to kill this
what a cuck

DAMNN
Bayley has a big brapper

Bayley is bad at this

BAYLEY LOOKIN THICC

CHANGE THE CHANNEL *Clap clap clap clap clap*

unironcally what's wrong with bailey's face

Bayley is so bad.
Never improved, probably got worse.

my first wife was jewish
pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

BUGLEY BTFO

>people find any of these 3 sluts attractive

you know its bad when nikki cross the 4ft hobbit is more attractive then the 2 top women

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Bayley's as looks great in those jeans

Oh man bliss is killing her

call her a rat!

LEXI DING-DONG DIDDLY SHOOTING

>Forever 21 BTFO

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Alexa isn't good enough to be a top wrestler. Shes shit in the ring and gets pushed because she looks like Harley Quinn

jesus christ how do you guys still watch this shit?

THEYRE SHOOTING!

I thought she was about to call her an entitled bitch...

Who is this beautiful woman i shall add her to my marriage collection at once you will tell me her name

>Bayley not botching on the mic for once

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Bigfoot is for marks. Grave Digger is the real draw.

Yeah, her fucking ass is amazing. It's a shame about her face though...

This is awful. I'm gonna get on grindr and try to find a tranny to bang.

*crowd mild cheers*

Alexa once again making bay leno look like a simp

>woman

>has zero promo skills
>proceeds to get worse throughout her main roster run
she needs to be the female generico, a masked mute luchador gimmick would work wonders for her

>Alexa and Phat Bayley
muh dick, desu

>Bayley gets boos
>Alexa gets pops
Based Cali knowing talent

Bayley wearing other people's merch

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women aren't wrestlers jut put her in an evening gown match already

>Bliss standing tall
Bayley's winning on Sunday

Bayley botched throwing Alexa into the chair so she just pushed it over instead

outstanding

holy fucking shooting ass bros

wait.. there are trannies on grindr??

Zelina BLACKED

I SAW BAYLEYS THONG

well, a mask would, at least

HOLYFUCK THAT OUTFIT

>wearing jeans with holes like that

WTF was Bayley thinking?

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>Nikki chants
Will Bayley be buried now that the heel got cheered?

Was that a thong? GUYYYYSSS

That was literally the best I've heard Bayley on the mike. Who did they get to do her lines?

based, good luck and post pics

she smol

Bliss stood tall before Payback and Extreme Rules in 2017 and won at the ppv.

BAYLEY THONG OMG

POST BAYLEY’S BRAPPER PLEASE

BLACKED

she saved her life, blissetty is made of glass

>Pinche mayate pieca sheeeit
Whoa Andrade!

Nikkis not a heel dummy but i hope bayley gets buried anyway

Same

BIG DIMES OTIS NEXT BOIS

I SAW THONG SOMEONE GET THOSE PICTURES

Nikki isnt the heel retard

ahahahaha cameraman having a seizure again

Who was the guy in red?

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>as i alluded to last week

lol this writing

GUYYYYYSSS WHO GOT THE BAYLEY THONG

as someone who speaks espanol for a living, Zelina's Spanish is fucking cringe

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I demand a screenshot of Bayley's thong reveal right now.

I'm watching povertyball instead

Isn't she heel by association? Bliss is a heel, unless Nikki is just portrayed as dumb.

Her lines and delivery were as awful as ever, what are you on?

Underrated

gable

What the hell is gables new gimmick
Why did he get it as he debuts on 205

Notice Bayley does nothing to answer Alexa's accusations. She's just acting tough and wanting to fight instead.

>andrade stuck with jobbers
i thought fucking charles would give him a title
She hasn't do the harley cosplay in a long time
liv is the one constantly doing the harley quinn stuff

yeah i'm thinking he's an absolute UNIT

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WHERES THAT FUCKIN PHAT ASS SCREEN CAP BROS I NEED TO SEE THAT BRAPPER

Who was that guy writing in the corner?

Nikkisw is playing the Nieve face, just starting out.

once she turns on Alexis? maybe after helping Alexis win a few matches?

then BAM! face turn.

if Alexa Bliss follows the RiC flair rule? shes good to go.

Chad Gable.

NEW THREAD

>wanting to have sex with men
what would your father say

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Based pocket poster

GIVE LACEY A FEMINIST GIMMICK AND HAVE HER COME OUT TO BIKINI KILL IM GONNA JIZZM THINKING ABOUT HER BULLYING THE GUYS AND TALKING ABOUT THE WAGE GAP

I WANT LACEY EVANS TO STAND OUT SIDE THE RING WITH A PICKET SIGN DURING MENS MATCHES AND SHOUT ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE THE MEN MAKE

IM FRIGGIN HARD AS HECK

>prudy laydeeee

The based CHAD Gable standing in the corner taking notes was more entertaining than the entire bliss segment

GET IN HERE

That isn't the point

Sounds hella lit, fellow tranny

Bliss is always right.

he doesn't have Vince's permission to date Charlotte, so it's like he's not dating her at all.

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What was he writing?

you are bases in my book user..

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Bo is looking fat.

>Are you kissing me? I would just move.

you too fren

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How do you get permission?

Seth is the new Stone Cold

why his nipple inside out?

you a spic, that what you saying?

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thot

THOT