OH NO NO NO NO

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>implying ryder will ever leave WWE
he's the biggest mark in the company, he's happy doing toy videos

NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
YOU'RE UNDER COOONTRAAAAAACCTT!!!

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This. Ryder is a guy Cody pushes to leave and join him but Ryder is too much of a mark.
I seriously doubt he'll go elsewhere.

Zack is obviously the complete shitter JR was talking about a few weeks ago when he said they looked into a wrestler who is never on TV, is in his 30s and WWE paid him half a million dollars a year to keep him away from AEW.

Zack makes hundreds of thousands a year doing nothing in WWE, why would he want to go to AEW?

we have a winner

Didn't Cody make fun of him for being a grown man still playing with action figures?

Cody is a simp with no balls.
Shit on Bayley, apologized. Shit on Russo, apologized. Shit on Ryder, apologized and bought him dinner. He wants to be Triple H but doesn’t have the Ruthless Aggression. He is the reason AEW will fail within 5 years.

They're best buds. They hang out all the time.

The rumors are true. People actually do make friends and go out of their house. Maybe one day you'll leave your parent's basement and meet someone who doesn't share DNA with you OP.

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Yeah IIRC listening to one of Zacks podcasts (edge and christian I think?) he and emma (and now chelsea) go to amusment parks with Cody and Brandi all the time

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that "just for men Jet black" beard is cringe af

the thing is I think he doesn't do it for that "Hogan NWO" effect.......he just has no sense

based Long Island Iced Z

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you ever think that Hunter keeps Zack around as compensation for booking him to be a total fucking geek after he got himself over in 2011 (i think it was 11)

they should sign zac. he’d literally be the 3rd biggest star in aew because the fucking state of that roster kek

>gets paid half a million to do nothing but hang out at amusement parks and fuck Chelsea

Fucking BASED. I want his life.

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Didn't Cody get caught buying an action figure of himself and claimed it was for his "kid"?

Man that skank is an absolute mongoloid compared to Emma. Major downgrade.

Zack prefers having the mark contract and buying action figures. Guy almost never has to actually work. He wouldn't want to go to AEW and be forced to compete.

Looks like he smeared his face with shoe polish. Why doesn't he use the same color as the rest of his hair?

worst case of butterface i've ever seen. plus she's a radical feminist. hard pass.

Who's the kid with his black nanny?

kek another WWE jobber jumping ship, that'll move the needle.

Ryder was over as fuck in WWE just a few years ago. The Rock got a "we want Ryder" chant. Also when he won the IC title at Mania. The guy was white hot, and Vince did nothing with him.

Can you believe this?!!!! People have friends.. uowwwwww

You know the fucking conversation was about toys, games, Star wars and shitty boy bands.

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So cody basically made fun of himself
>insert zelda figure tweet

Yeah, it's a shame you'll never have any friends, respect or pussy.

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>5 straight white males
Soon it'll be illegal to have that many problematic men in one area, I can smell the fear of the strong independent photographer through the monitor

She lets him be him and probably doesnt steal shit like emma

Emma also cheated on Zack, which didn't endear her to a locker room that loves the guy.

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She's got a 3/10 face but dat body is fucking awesome. Plus the rumor is she's crazy in bed.

She's so fucking hideous.

WWE is afraid zack Ryder may come up with a good idea like his YouTube show.

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