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Henry Ross
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Ryder Jones
spherecucks btfo
Cameron Morgan
>months of buildup
>immediately jobs to apollo crews
Dominic Morgan
There were some black kids I went to highschool with that didn't believe dinosaurs existed. One of them even told me with a straight face that the bones were fakes planted by Satan.
Chase Brooks
>One of them even told me with a straight face that the bones were fakes planted by Satan.
That's a popular one among fundamentalist types. Satan is testing your faith in the Good Word with all this "evidence" to the contrary.
Parker Powell
If it's round then why do they fake space?
Tyler Baker
>Bray is a flat earther
Based retard
Luke Ortiz
>Some black kids
Implying thats not all Christian retards who believe that stupid shit, some white boomer Mormon told me he believes the same
Nathaniel Butler
Bro just imagine it
Some 40 foot tall lizard lmoa yeah right
Isaac Sanchez
based
Angel Carter
James Gray
When ya say it like that, yeah, this dino stuff sounds like total bullshit. Fuck (((paleontologists))).
Landon Hill
Oh baby, it's the Talking Smack shitposting all over again
Jackson Sanchez
How were dinosaurs like Brontosaurus even able to function? The sheer mass, combined with the sheer height would require a significantly more complicated circulatory system than anything we've seen. Most reptiles, for example, have their head equal to their hearts. Moreover, these dinosaurs started out relatively tiny, and expanded to full height extremely quickly.
Not saying they didn't exist, but there's some real fucky shit that needs answering.
Cameron Collins
>Not saying they didn't exist, but there's some real fucky shit that needs answering.
Put your faith in Velociraptor Jesus. Through Velociraptor God all things may be possible.
Caleb Gray
>One of them even told me with a straight face that the bones were fakes planted by Satan.
He's not wrong, ya simp.
Eli Martinez
it Justin Whang-ening
Levi Ortiz
>the guy from bumfuck America who was raised in a swamp is an idiot
What a surprise.
Nathan Brown
I think if there was a real space cover-up they wouldn't leave evidence out in the open like that. They're NASA, they could easily cgi out that guy with the rig on his back.
Jonathan Bell
He's being satirical. It's the character he's playing, not the person behind said character. Don't be this gullible.
David Kelly
Based you can never be wrong
God dammit super religious people are so stupid, the scary thing is they are a huge voting block
Jason Hall
They usually do but there are occasional bloopers as in this instance. Space is a work bro
Caleb Phillips
Imagine actually believing with the consciousness and self-awareness we have as humans that we were just randomly created on a rock that just happens to contain EXACTLY the right conditions for life. If anything, I think we're an experiment. No one, not science, not religion has the objective answers for what we live on and how we got here in the first place. People will just accept what's put in their textbooks because it's easier than having to think on an existential level.
Bentley Barnes
Why are many flat earthers also religious?
Jace Carter
From what I have seen on discovery channel they did not do well. They had really shitty chances of reaching adulthood too. They banked entirely on few things could eat them.
Easton Nelson
Both lack intelligence to believe so there's plenty of crossover
Michael Martin
Creationism. If you're atheist you pretty much believe in the Big Bang which conflicts with the intelligent design of God
Nathaniel Long
>believing in dinosaurs
You know every bone on display in the museums are fake right?
Ryan Anderson
>Mormon
>Christian
Blake Gomez
>the Big Bang which conflicts with the intelligent design of God
No it doesn't ya brainlet; The Big Bang Theory was literally invented by a Catholic priest.
Wyatt Allen
The Earth IS flat. Only dumb sheep believe NASA's lies
Julian Hernandez
ayy lmao
Wyatt Harris
If dinosaurs aren't real then explain Luchasaurus.
Lincoln Morris
The two don't conflict at all. Even Aristotle could conceive of a prime mover.
Colton Reyes
bumping non gook threads
Cameron Green
KWAB
Hunter Cooper
I had a muzzie nigger tell me that currency was invented by five jews that went to every continent to spread evil amongst the world once.
Liam Hughes
So are the Russians and everyone else who put shit in space in on it?
Lucas Long
mommy issues
Camden Powell
pedomod BTFO
Henry Stewart
based
Jeremiah Richardson
>the bones were fakes planted
Okay, I can underst-
>by Satan.
Gabriel Long
Dunno. That's what is the most funny for me. Dumb americans trying to frame NASA with the fake landing and shit like that. While there are other nations that put shit on there. And Soviets would debunk the US shit the second it happened.
Nathan Ortiz
The """Russians""" are also fake.
Isaiah Bennett
>BRO THIS IS GOLD HERE THE MARKS DIG UP THESE BONES AND PUT THEM TOGETHER AN WHEN THEY SEE THESE BIG GODDAMN CHICKENLIZARDS THEY'RE GONNA TURN ON GOD SO HARD BRO, THEN WHEN THEY DIE, POW, SWERVED RIGHT INTO THE PITS OF TARTARUS. IT'S GONNA BE NUCLEAR HEAT WHEN THEY BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY BRO
Jose Flores
That's bullshit, there were way more than 5 Jews involved with the corruption of society
Ryder Reed
He obviously meant Satan=Kikes
Zachary Turner
Joshua Bennett
read a Bible simp