"Hey yo, Jericho how's your little Terry Taylor push"

Kek

>leave me alone Scott! please leave me alone!

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"Hey yo, Jeric...*cough* Jericho...how's...how's ya..."

*liver fails*

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>never wins a world title in you're path

>BOMBED so bad as Super Liger that NJPW had to bin gimmick after 1 show
>quit WCW bc he wasn't big/over/good enough to be a top guy
>put lifts in his boots when he met Vince McMahon
>had to be taught how to work by X-Pac
>first Undisputed Champ (to break the strap with his gut)
>FLOPPED as Undisputed Champ bc he was exposed as sloppy junior hw out of his depth hence why he was booted back to midcard ranks for next 3 yrs after HHH ended his reign
>worst WM main event of ALL TIME
>threw hissy fit on his website after his match with RVD at KOTR 2002 when he saw negative feedback about it
>B+ player
>only a main event guy when he works with a main event guy
>never THE GUY
>tried to rip off Larry Zbyszko's gimmick
>Zbyszko on Jericho: "It's not my fault he's short." He said sarcastically "certainly not" when asked if Jericho is gay bc he was on "Dancing with the Stars." Zbyszko said: "Jericho is a fuckin' idiot. Anytime this fucking' five-foot-two-inch fuckin' punk wants to get in the ring with me, I'll show him exactly what it's like to Dance with the Stars." He said Y2GAY "never drew shit" & only got a push bc the son-in-law of the boss blew out a quad
>first person eliminated on a bullshit sing show
>failed game show host
>"Daniel. I've seen guys like you come & go a million times. Guys like Jericho, Edge, RVD. All guys that are talented, don't get me wrong. Very popular! But not 'the one.' And maybe nobody wants to say this, but it needs to be said: It's a fact. If any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, we'd all be working for Ted Turner right now" - HHH
>middle-aged sagging physique dad bod manlet trying to relive his glory days & failing
>the Man of 1,004 lbs
>from 1999-2015 only legit headlined 7 PPV's (6 really bc we all know what real main event of WM X8 was)
>always too short to be a super-duper star
>fattest member of Young Cucks
>son is a "fish expert" despite having absolutely no credentials
>daughters have diabetes

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Damn, Jericho takes a better mugshot than Hall

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>can't dance
>can't act
>can't sing
>can't draw
>short
>is unfaithful to his loving wife
>dumb tattoos
>shitty physique
>his NJPW gimmick is that he has crappy makeup
>Vince doesn't care about him anymore, so he starts lashing out against WWE
>begs meltzer for snowflakes in return for feeding him backstage info for the past 20 years
>has to latch onto a kenny omega program for relevance
>associates himself with the young bucks, failing to realize that they're also on the way down
>puts on a wrestling cruise, which has never been done before and will likely never happen again
>"70 cabins still available!"
>his band still really sucks and can't even sell out a stab city dive bar
>"I wouldn't go to Saudi Arabia if they paid me triple the money!" translation: WWE hasn't returned my calls
>called out by fellow midlife trainwreck CM Punk for trying to exploit him for his podcast
Billy Graham was right

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"ey yoh...please...chill mang....i uh...ey man stop...ey man i uh...need the work....hericho...please..."

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Worked into a seething rage

"Here's the thing, Daniel. I've seen guys like you come and go a million times. Guys like Jericho, Edge, Rob Van Dam. All guys that are very talented, don't get me wrong. Top guys! Very popular! But not 'the one.' Never were they 'the one.' And maybe nobody wants to say this, but it needs to be said: It's a fact. If any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, we'd all be working for Ted Turner right now. You think you're playing in the big leagues, kid? You have no idea. You step inside that Hell in a Cell and I have a feeling you're gonna prove to the world that you're a B+ player." - Triple H

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Based JeriGOAT working ya into a SEETHE

Eric Bischoff said during a TNA's “State of the Union” address radio show on 30th January 2010, that he didn’t see Chris Jericho as a headliner in WCW & apparently Vince McMahon doesn’t either in WWE. Bischoff & Hulk Hogan were discussing WWE wrestlers they would like to work with and Jericho’s name came up. Bischoff said he likes Jericho’s work, but they didn’t see him as a “main event level guy” in WCW. Bischoff followed with his soundbyte on McMahon not seeing Jericho as a main event level guy either based on WWE only giving Jericho two very brief World Title reigns in September & November 2008.

CM Punk said during a ESPN interview on 29th March 2012, on his recent comments about Chris Jericho never being 'The Man' despite being a World champion: "There's always, I think, somebody that has overshadowed him. I guess an argument can be made that John Cena is still 'The Man.' But the numbers don't lie with merchandising, ratings & everything else. We're not trying to hotshot the title around or play hot potato with it. We're giving people a champion they can believe in. Jericho was never that guy."

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Holy fucking meltdown!

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Jericho EXPOSED as a FAGGOT

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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I was able to get 6 pork chops, 4 veal steaks, 10 rib eyes, 50lbs of ground chuck, an apple pie, a tank of gravy, 43 chicken kebobs, 3 slices of ham, 16 pig knuckles and a 76lb turkey for the low price of $39.99 by using the promo code JERICOCK.

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Pomade if you apply it when your hair is wet.

based user exposing dimeless, washed up JeriBLOAT