Gets renamed "Dorian Mak" in you're path

>gets renamed "Dorian Mak" in you're path

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What the fuck kind of name is that. It's not a name, it's a collection of letters. The fuck is "Mak"?

*ahem*

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isn't he the guy who used the term "s0 y boy?"

or is he someone else?

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Seff better watch his dickneck title

Lars, Manny and this guy.

The WWE is going to be filled with shitposters eventually.

He will always be /ourguy/ after saying that. Truly the voice of the wisdom.

I hate this bald CUNT

*sets self on fire in your path

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Wut

Why do people get a fake name in the "firstname-lastname" format if theirs isn't absolutely terrible to begin with? Cena, Orton, Angle, Lesnar, Lashley, Benjamin and even older guys like Backlund, Bret Hart, Jim Duggan, etc made their shoot names work without them being anything special.

I can understant changing hard to pronounce shit like Joseph Anoa'i or female sounding names like Whitney->Ciampa and Lindsey->Strong but what's the point of renaming Colby Lopez to Seth Rollins and Matthew Adams to Buddy Murphy?

It's because WWE wants to own them in case they go elsewhere.

Matha's the perfect guy to be given an old school wrestling name: he's in a tag team, he's basically a gimmick wrestler and he's not going to be a future main eventer. He should be something like Big Suave or whatever, rather than Firstname McLastname

this suks

The Dan Matha name is forever tainted after the Samoa Joe debacle so of all the name changes, perhaps his was most necessary

they gave the white supremacist homophobe a name that a gay mexican would have
serves him right

The reason is that WWE can more easily trademark a performer name, if the name is fake.
That's all there is to it. Nothing more.

Why not The New Dean Ambrose?

Kona is loving this. FINEST SHITPOSTING.

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