What made you not wanna become a wrestler?

What made you not wanna become a wrestler?

>all the inevitable injuries and surgeries
>am monogamous
>am too beta to politic backstage

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I don't want to suck Jew cock for a push

>cant walk by age 40
>99.9% wrestlers living below the poverty line

It's an even worse career choice than MMA

I'm not retarded.

I hate jocks and meatheads. With Cena and Orton, those types now control wrestling. 90s wrestlers were highly intellectual.

I'm not a mark.

Mental health issues mainly.

army already chewed my spine up and spat it out

Are you seriously claiming that the 2019 lockerroom has more jocks and meatheads than the 90s lockerroom?

I broke my arm once and have a fear of injuries. Basically I'm a pussy

I stopped gaining height.

I broke an arm just above the elbow and now it doesn't work the way it used to.
I'd still do it if I could. Sounds like good exercise.

If you think otherwise then you'll never get it. More muscular doesn't mean jockier/meatheadier. Those were philosophers. Macho Man was a philosopher.

Your country thanks you (:

Macho Man was a paranoid cokehead with massive daddy issues if you look into it

Unathletic and a completely forgettable look.

It’s cool bro, they paid me handsomely for it.

Other than Cena and Orton and Roman, the current roster is 90% video game playing, comic book reading, beta nerds.

>Other than Cena
Plays video games all the time. Also a huge Anime nerd.
>Orton
Plays video games with his wife's son
>Roman
Plays Call of Duty very often

genetics

i'm 6'4 (boots add an inch + bill height and stuff could put me at like 6'6) but can't break through the 190 pound barrier regardless of how much I eat / attempt to lift.

You missed the freaking point entirely. I'm done here.

Roid brother

So does Israel.

how horrible I actually was in ring and with the psychology of calling matches. did about 10 shows before I went jeez this sucks I blow dick at this and retired from in ring. Now I am working on learning commentary roles and being a manager.

AND I SAAAAAY *DUNUNUNUNUNUUUUN*

>no proof of that besides his trolling on instagram
>just trying to be a good step dad and bond with his new family
>the most normie franchise ever

You can't include them with onions faggots like Woods and Cuckaze.

I dont want CTE, and every wrestler has it to some degree.

>Plays Call of Duty very often
Wow what a nerd xD

I wanted to and I had a good chance of getting in my local indie which is now having moderate success. But I'd gave up on wrestling to enter in politics. I did an early Kane.

Shit knees, shit eyes, shit bones, lazy and live in a country where its not really a thing

Would rather not be a spastic carny