RAM Gamethread #5

BASED RATINGS SLAYER

>Should we do Moment of Bliss on the 3 hour show or the 2 hour show?
>shorter show it is

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICONIC

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yeah, I can still hear it

Wasn't Bray supposed to wrestle tonight or did I get memed

Probably DQ'd for being an insufferable chair fucker.

Vince just doesn't give a fuck anymore
"Fuck them, turn the left speaker off"

faggot anything with bliss is watchable

haha yeah man

dana brooke died on main event

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Their audio is fucked.

have sex

Oh good, my ears still work.

>work for WWE
>can't say "strap"
>can say "hit list"

No, the silence you hear for seth is reality

why is the audio so shit tonight

What ever happened to Mojo Rawley screaming at himself in the mirror and having the blue shit on his face??

I want to watch Vliss and Becky wrestle with Asuka

Set Rollens we love yu, please come too India!

Holy shit, what happened to her?

based

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they buried that character fast

LMAO
GET A NEW JOB GRANNY

Kevin dunn is drunk and on hallucinogens

why you gotta talk shit about renee

Is Seff going heel or what

Vince decided kino was off the menu.

Vince forgot he existed again and now he occasionally shows up in the crowd of guys chasing R Truth

This actually fits his character.

Maybe it took over.

what happened here?

Brock is the special guest ref

Yikes

>can't say wrestling
>rarely say wrestling maneuver anymore

so they already gave up on the "darker" third hour

Brocks gotta come out in a ref shirt right?

>new day coming to the rescue of a borderline heel
???

lmao
>still 15 minutes left

30 second match

So the show derailed itself at 1045

it's a battle royal now

>Bryan just standing there for a few seconds to take trouble in paradise

hurry the fuck up kofi

This is so fucking stupid

>implying Brock is showing up again before Summerslam

she was bleeding during the match

>incoming 600 man tag team main event

incoming bork!!!

I hope he gets beaten so hard he is injured severly

OH FUCK OF KOFI

CLICK YOU HEELS THREE TIMES AND GO BACK TO AFRICA

Why do these spics hate the Usos so much

ANOTHER
FUCKING
BAIT
AND
SWITCH

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They are throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.
24x7 title stuck
Dark hour didn't

>tfw Billie will never come into your house, slowly put her face next to your crotch, and shout "OY PENIS!!" at it.

Logan sent Brooke into the ring post head first and they had to stop the match

Holy fuck who did she wrestle?

What was the point of that?

Give WWE credit, they put effort into this show.

>we'll be right back
>8 man tag breaks out

honestly why would someone help rollins?

Is Vince a fucking retard?

>overbooking the main event for no reason at all
is this 2000 WCW?

What the fuck was the point of that reeeeeeeeeeeee

this fucking sucks

Ok so...its re-starting. I guess that sucks less than getting a bait and switch again

>lol just restart the match
Yep, we've gone full Nitro now.

holy fuck, this is so idiotic

wtf, anonymous RAM GM is back

So....that was a thing that happened

we AAA now
absolutely based

Again? Fuck off just end the show I don't want Seth Faggins getting another W

That dead crowd. Embarrassing desu

what happens if they're ringside another dq?
MAKES NO SENSE

Vince didn't want to give you a 20 minute wrestling match

Sarah Logan

This is Worse

the only thing missing is russo coming out and talking about what he read in the sheets today

>whoever mad that decision, its great!

Based WWE with a strongly defined heirarchical structure

well there goes her run

>>Post yfw Moxley will be the next Stone Cold as AEW kills the E

moments like this really show little Cole brings to the table as opposed to JR/King

Cole sounds like a wet fart trying to sound excited

So because of that whole thing we know Bryan is winning, right? It's supposed to protect Seth, make the win look kinda dirty

>oh shit Bray is going to come out and kill 12 people

5 seconds of hope is too much hope, now I'm just left with shitty Raw

oh ffs i liked logan and dana. hope logan doesn't get shit irl

I thought Sarah was the safest female worker?

made me kek u brilliant asshole!

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You can’t blame cole. He’s the most excited person in the arena

Wow

lol no mr monday night wins again

based viking shield maiden BTFO the plastic granny

>michael cole compliments anonymous gms decision

Hmmmm

Is this even for a title?

in a based big world

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LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

Literally all I wanted was for the lights to shut off to complete darkness, and everyone to be on the ground with The Fiend in the ring holding the hammer.

Why didn't Roman come out?

I never said that...

little lungs is a vanilla midget

>muh negzd zdone gold

So hes really the next becky

what dead shitty are they in?

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god I miss seeing her body of work every week

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Jon...

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please shoot whoever made that

Roman would never side with a heel aka Seff

How long until Rollins starts selling his knee

that disgusting rat is horrible

Is Ronda having trouble conceiving?

this audio is cmll tier

wait so this is non title

this is definitely the body of a woman who eats meat every day

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>Implying Dean wasnt killed by Austin during his injury and replaced by a bland template that Austin can take over

Well that didn't take long.

>that absolute shit slingblade
OOF

Brock’s gonna cash in and Bryan is going to make Brock tap out and win the belt. Screen cap this

and god damn is it nice

Watch AAA

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Based bushwacking logan

Travis Browne is a low test. simp

the woman is so selfish the cells in the fertilized egg won't even split to form the fetus

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That would mean Brock has to appear again on a regular show and not just bury everyone and make himself look good so it wont happen

But we finally got rid of Nia, why the fuck would I.

Watching seth wrestle all i hear:
SSSSSSSHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHH
SSHHHHHHH
SSSHHHHSSSSS
SSSSSHHHS

her bull derrick lewis will get her preggers

>no selling a superplex
bryan fucking sucks

sí watch aaa

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Vince wouldn't be stupid enough to let Bryan lose to this faggot right?

I'm so glad Nia is gone

>shitty tattoos

no thanks

Reminder that Roman Reigns has never lost by submission in WWE

Wait why is Nia gone?

Why are they giving this match for free? Rollins wasn't as big of a star in their previous matches. Prime Rollins vs Bryan should be a PPV.

>blaming bryan when they have everyone "roll through" moves

3 minutes left bros
brock isn't here

Yes.Seth is higher on the kayfabe power level chart than Kofi

neither has Braun Strowman

Neither has my cock

For a second it looked like the no fun allowed sign

Basado

Thanks for the reminder senpai

knee injury

BECAUSE a woman that fat has multiple health issues

i'd rather watch kemonito do his taxes

they want ratings and they know no other way

cause she's an uggo self mark

Blew out both her ACLs

Who gives a shit? She's gone, that's all that matters.

what a garbage show, they still havent learned anything

>spend the whole night suddenly hammering in the fact that Rollins has never beaten bryan 1v1
>Rollins beats Bryan 1v1

shocking

seth is such a shitter

Desperate booking due to terrible viewership. It's all about boosting the TV show back up right now

GAYYYYY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK SEFF

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Based user is always right

>SeffWinsLOL

Weak ass chair shot

>Rollins goes over
what an absolute fucking waste
and it was a good match too

honestly many didnt before ronda

Based Corbin saving this shit show.

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I feel like they should shake the camera more.

bryan needs to leave this company

thanks for showing up midcard geek

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too much of a pussy to (You) me, bitch?

What a disappointment. Hope Corbin will literally rape him.

So was the big interference spot supposed to protect Bryan? Because it had the opposite effect.

Fuck that shitter ratings killer Rollins

>THEY KNOW THE PLAN DAMMIT
>KEEP THE TITLE ON SETH

>Corbin unironically being based

Soooo why did they have this match

>jobs to kofi
>jobs to jasethy
SAD!

so did corbin choose his referee or not?

Oh i thought she left. How much time off did she got?

Put the WWE title back on Daniel Bryan please

......but who is the special guest referee?

Oh shit is Borck cashing in??

To fill time

This. But it's likely not going to happen.

BASED BIG BANTER CORBIN

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lol look at that stupid brown kid holding the burn it down sign

lol watch him get beaten to shit

You said it.

Their answer to the show sucking looks to be "MORE INTENSITY MORE CHAOS DAMN IT"
instead of better writing or pushing more deserving talent

I think an ACL is like 8 to 12 months for a healthy athlete, so considering she fucked both, 2+ years?

>there are ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' in this thread right fucking now that thought based seff would lose

I forgot to quote you and decided you weren't worth the effort to correct after the fact. thanks for reassuring me that I was correct faggot

If it's Krypton, why is there some faggot wearing a Detroit hoodie.

I want to fuck her in the worst way, but her Moment of Bliss segments are God awful.

>black Kryptonians
sorry but I can't buy into that shit

>no ref shirt brock
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based. Thanks for the info.

I'm guessing Brock will come to the ring at the PPV and everyone will be led to believe he's cashing in, but then they reveal he's the guest ref

did Bray Wyatt show up yet

Well.. that was fucking dreadful. I'll see you gentlemen tomorrow

this

come home wrestling fan

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planetary genocide wasn't enough

I think I'm gonna start drinking at home if it means watching more of this shit.

What's good to drink in your own home?

Sorry, i'm a sport entertainment® chad

To give Seth some momentum

they're not on tv though at least with nujapan there's house show equivalents to watch right now

I get cheap $15 half gallons of McCormick and mix it with sunny d

There was no racism on Krypton just a rigid caste system based on genetic purity totally different

WWE but with trannies

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Lighter fluid

Why do you retards still watch this shit?

>literally only had one show and at least three months until anything actually on TV
I'm all for a competitive product but this is some presumptuous shit.

what else am i gonna do?
get a job, a gf, travel and experience life?! haha

>implying there's anything else on on a Monday night

what else should i do read the bible

I just got back from a 1 and a half year break. Tbh I am enjoying myself desu and this was a solid 7/10 RAW

I have literally nothing else in my life except consuming this inferior entertainment product and making fun of it online.

you have brain damage

yes

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could be worse you could be defending it

I want to, but I'm put off by their SJW bullshit.

Revolting.

At least get real oj, man. Simply Orange.

What is happening I thought the show had one hour left

Jesus, really? I love my nog, beaner and slant pals, but can't whites have anything?

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you missed it

I don't get it, or know who this is.

That's Orange Cassidy from WWE but with Trannies

did Becky get a Hollywood makeover... she actually looks good

pretty sure he's just in the indies and only made an appearance for 2 minutes in aew

oh didn't know, I might actually watch him without AEW shit

first match I saw of him was wrestle circus. if you're ok with comedy it's entertaining. to others it's purely cancer

comedy is fine, just AEW has so much shit I want to avoid.

aint nothin gonna fix those titties

why do you post here ?