RAM Gamethread #4

You're a piece of shit. They guy is a hero

Putting on the gold cup for a bit, let me know what this idiot says

who are you quoting

cuck and simpilled

the brand split is dead

Is bray appearing?

I want Alexa to dominate me. I want her to smack me across the face, and then piss in my mouth as she laughs. The real torture begins though when she forces me to watch an episode of RAW.

based hulkster and OJ are running wild in cali, brother

5 man tag match for US title shot at Stomping Grounds won by Rick O'Shea
pretty good 24/7 title segment
Viking Raiders beat local indie jobbers
EC3 buried beyond all belief
New Day>Sami, KO, Corbin in a 6 man tag. KO and Sami betrayed Corbin
Seff is beating the shit out of all potential refs for his Stomping Ground match with a chair
Shane and Drew were absolute cunts to Heath Slater who asked for a raise
Lexi got her and Nikki a title shot against the IIconics
Bryan vs. Seff later tonight.

>Shane vs Roman shit again

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booooooooring

*yawn*

>roman on the mic
>muted

best timeline

>Shane promo
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAY

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Who has browse other shit heat for you? Roman, Becky, New Day, and Corbin always make me go watch youtube vids or jerk off.

Imagine hating hulk hogan because he said NIGGER on a private phone call

Based Lexi thread..

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Great promo drew

>>Hey Shane arent you going to be the special gust ref for Seths match?
>>Wait what...

Damn Id love that to happoen

he's going to take his name, but will he take Roman or DA BIG DAAAAAAWG?

raw sucks kek

even Ramen is bored of Mccringyre shit promos

Is it just me or does Roman look really pale and tired tonight?

Drew you already lost to him at Mania

>mr ferenheit
oh boy this main event heel push for shane

Is that a meat locker?

Thanks

Built for black dick

Yeah that's odd. Most people already hated him because he's boring

>all these dumbshit segments have accomplished is make you realize you'd rather see Heath vs Drew than this shit

I hope Shane dies in horrible arthritic pain

a private phone call illegally recorded, then posted by a now defunct news organization whose former executive said that he would post CP on his website for clicks in court

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And this is the same state that is the reason you have to click on pictures of people getting spied on and help program Terminators to even post here.

Can these two be anymore anti-dimes?

PUPPIES

Alexa works my dick into a shoot, I just wish she had nice feet

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yeah I was going to point it out too. hope he's ok.

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>I-I'm Roman R-roids
>dis is may yard
>b-believe d-dat

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Where's Roman's body armor at?

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KICK ASS

TAKE NAMES

>Roman didn't get jumped and laid out with a Claymore by Drew

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reminder the PPV match is not Roman vs Shane

built for black dick

GOD DAMN PEYTON JUST WORKED MY DICK INTO A SHOOT

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B-BUT THE N WORD

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dat ass

Plans change

I was actually entertained by that roman segment and he did decent on mic. not bad not bad at all

Bros that segment was actually pretty based, I was cheering for roman for once

Yep so there's no chance that Drew wins, it's fucking dumb

Not like we needed convincing

>Heath Slater
What the fuck he's still employed?

BBD

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Bailey Brooks?

Because he's entertaining

Hes able to do fine as long as they dont make him invincible or book him like a retard goober that says suffer sucatash

damn that would be a step up

t. LA

MagaIntyre should be the face of the company

He's got kids user!

Shane/Drew/Revival went the extra mile tonight in doing absolutely despicable shit. I felt bad for Heath and Drew's promo was great for once. Felt good to see them get beat.

>Hulk Hogan has entered the arena.
per
Dave Meltzer

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I see women's acting was just as bad back then.

job for life. after he retires he'll more than likely become an agent

Imagine hating Hulk Hogan at all

Lmao the jamaica vs honduras Gold Cup game is going on on FS1
The commentator just said "this guy is like Daniel Bryan, saving the world"

It was but at least the had the decency to strip down to their bras and panties sometimes.

God I hope they dont either job Bayley out to Bliss again or turn her heel

SOCIAL MEDIA

10 SD guys

why is Naomi always dressed like a banana

Based Iconics main eventing raw

F

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>Shiitconics

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pey pey makes my dick so fucking hard, bros.

BBBBOOOOOOOO they said something bad about the local sports team

Does Dave Meltzer really report things live during raws?

S

>TWO Lebron themed heel promo segments

Raw creative working on maximum overdrive.

This is at least the third "your local sports team sucks" joke of the night

I love these two so fucking much

crowd looks bored as fuck lol

Bryan is the main event simp

why couldn't we protect her bros

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This LA crowd is the most brainless mark crowd of anything I've seen.

LOL LELKERS BTFO

WTF I LOVE ICONICS NOW

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What does Nicki look like naked?

>IIconics
Based

>Bayley squad
Cringe

>ponytail lexi
mmmm

be patient, Nikki has autism

Peytons little hip movements are working me into a shoot, but Lexi's ass is GOAT

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IIconics do their job fairly well

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muh diiick

>Hire 50 writers
>they all come up with the same Leroy James apehoop shit

>pop for Bliss
Why do spics like Blondes so much?

every time I watch Raw its just women shit and I end up doing something else.

>Bliss is face on RAW but heel in SD
how does that work?

they're still salty he stood up undercarder

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Los Angeles is full of lizard scum bro.

I'm not watching that midget

Is Bray going to be Corbin's referee?

Nikki cross entrance music is based

Alexa looks fucking delicious tonight

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How is Billie so perfect?

They have to repeat it every hour because of Vince's Alzheimers.

On Raw she has her coffee each week and is in a good mood

on smackdown she doesn't and is pissed off

Im waiting for Nikki to channel the spirit of the warrior and grab those ropes and start shaking until they break

>IIconics
>Nikki Cross
>Alexa Bliss

i literally can't handle this. my dick can only get so hard

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no, it just needs to be reminded how overrated that hack from the D-league, LeBron is.

Wait so Bliss is on Smackdown? Why are they doing this on RAW

True. Wish that would come back.

>Dream orgy in the ring. Hnnng

thanks for sharing

Really? Based. My country (H) is probably losing.

That was so cringe. Feel bad for taker, he was just doing as told

B A S E D

For the love of all things holy please dont let /ourshiela/s lose the title

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god Bayley is PHAT

>onion twitter crying about hogan promoting the womens team
>meanwhile
twitter.com/Ashlyn_Harris/status/1139642750742216704?s=19

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Why does everybody hate the Lakers

Love these silly loud thots.

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LITERAL SILENCE FOR BOOLEY..

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This is literally muh dick: the match

>every title appearing on both shows
So necessary have two shows a week then I see.

You officially put more thought into it than Vince

This will never not be funny, there's a lot of subtext in this picture.

She's not a face. Nikki is just a retard

Then just jerk off like everyone else

crickets for bayley

>The absolute state of Bayley for failing to do anything to this user's dick.

I don't understand what's the point of pretending there's a brand split. They should just officially end it.

Every Monday night the 3rd hour of RAW is gonna get a little dark!

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LOL

white to mate in two

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>bayley, a face, is gonna cost alexa a title chance against two heels that won the belts from her

great booking you got there, Vince

She isn't. she became no 1 contender because of muh wildcard

Maybe it's just the shirt, but Bayley looks like she put on quite a bit of weight.

Plans changed

Why does Bayley talk like. 5 yo girl?

>nikki
>the IIconics
>Alexa fucking Bliss
MY FUCKING DICK!!! HNNNG!

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I really liked the brand split idea... ffs vince

kek niggerettys and sjws BTFO

Holy shit. You figured it out.

In spic Bibles Jesus in unironically blonde.

Oh god no I dont want Bayley to turn heel. I just cant take the one good nice babyface I still like turning evil. Ill even take her just getting buried again over that

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Why is Bayley not at the announcers table?

At this rate it'll be Seth doing it.

when did Izzy got so hot

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These two have the same chemistry as my favorite Chaturbate camgirls. I hope they also do race to cum challenges.

That's a great question. Send in your application.

Careful lexi you gonna deform the plastic in her face with slaps that hard

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New Monday Night Wars when?

Im jealous of Izzy getting to tongue Bayleys shittube to celebrate NXT Takeover Brooklyn all those years ago

this looks funny, history behind this?

wtf that chair on the ramp looks so retarded, Bayley

Cake batter shake at sonic is alright but nothing special.

based

Renee is very dumb

>Blisspedo seething about Billie'a perfect feet compared to blissbergs

based and redpilled

wow Bliss is such a work horse! Look how hard she went during that match!

it's the same bullshit way they always beat the Kabuki girls. Goddamn the Iiconics rollups have a fucking 100% rate of victory.

I like this Bayley Bully shit.

Truthfully, that wasn't a bad match. Also, base IIconics keeping their title reign going.

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>caring about feet
kys

Wow what a great babyface Bayley is, costing nikki the match!

But then Cole wouldn't be able to remind us about THE WILDCARD RULE!!!!!

Ratings went down and they basically ended the brand split with this new wildcard rule. The brands lost their unique identity now but at least we get to see different matchups.

I wonder if FOX and USA cares.

Vince saw Lebron wear a Taker shirt and as a PR movement he sent Taker to visit him. Lebron cucked out and Taker ended up looking like a geek primadona.

There's no bray segment this week?

disappointed nikki is cute

Tick tock, IIconics

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based

being a retard lackey for a heel still means you're a heel

She could have been like a 2 time Divas champ circa 2008

The match was fucking awful,

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Gonna need a name cobber

Why doesn't Billie do Eat Defeat anymore? It's a pretty cool move.

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what are you talking about it was awful

I thought he was supposed to actually be in the building tonight?

What did Alexa or Nikki do in that match to deserve being fucked out of a win?

based blind user

It was FOX insisting they wanted the boig stars. Ity means less variety in matches because now Shane Roman Kofi have to be on every show and it really hurts SD because they have less time to fill out

>"It's fun! It's creepy! Next!"

Live funhouse huh

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FUCK OFF COLE

Which ASMRtists yall been listening to? Currently for me Ive been tingling to Kelly Belly, Gibi, and some throwback Heather Feather.

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workratefags SEETHING

Based Lexi setting up to turn Nikki vs Bailey..

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KWAB

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Cute!

Ellie Alien, although she hasnt done one in months.

Funhouse is the only reason to watch raw anymore

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i'm not a fag, so none

it's that kinda shit that pulls people outta the show but unbased vince doesnt get that and has cole saying retarded shit on mic. but guess coles a good lil corporate yes man. he used to be tolerable with tazz on mic but now he's just a corporate puppet for vince

Hurry up I wanna go to sleep

gain test

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they make me crinfe so none

Am I the only one who thinks this Firefly Funhouse shit is cringe?

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Ok ok cool Bayley not turning heel just burying her for Glassbrain again. I can live with that over her turning chickenshit heel

Watch porn like a normal person.

WE'RE REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE OUR FRIEND

Nikki getting a pop as usual

yes, have sex and get a clue

Hes gardening

Yes.

stomeping grownds

It should have ended by now. Where is the sports entertainment?

Renee is not a jew

Based Bray is a flat Earther

I beliueve you Bray. Fuck the normies!

So when is Bray going to wrestle or does he just put on sketches?

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Michael Cole has got to go.

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Kross looks like a scuffed Angela White

FLAT EARTH KINO

for me it's the 24/7 title, firefly funhouse and seeing how much iiconics make people seethe everyweek. also have a slight interest in where this might go with bayley. oh and I was enjoying the brock party segments

BASED FLAT EARTHER BRAY

He is a flat earther

Cole makes me cringe every time he talks about the Firefly Funhouse

Based Bray Rogers working the globetards!

JOIN US

Bluewhisper and Fabled Fawn are my favs right now

BASED BIG FLAT EARTH BRAY

BASED FLAT EARTH CHAD BRAY
GLOBEKEKS BTFO

>implying

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FLAT EARTH BRAY

Quick gib camgirls names

It's cringe and you're a weirdo for enjoying it.

cope

The muscle man dance remixes were a nice touch

It's as dumb as when he flashed worms in the ring against Orton.

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There's something weird going on with Doink the clown.

Was that the R.Kelly remix of the Muscle Man Dance song?

STOP CUTTING TO THE CROWD FOR FUCK'S SAKES

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Holy shit lol

Bluewhisper is a sand burning whore that looks like michael jackson

That was pure unadulterated kino

I WANNA DING-DONG DIDDLY PEPPY

based bray

that was actually really cool
i want to watch next week

this

>5 million dollars

lol the crowd cuts always kill this shit

match better end in DQ. Faggot beating Bryan would be the worst thing.

Bray has officially broke

Unfortunately that was maybe the most corney one yet.

WTF I CANT HEAR BRYAN

i thought he was gonna come out :(

I think it's cringe af. All those references scream of leddit pandering

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Are you guys mad this is just for a WWE film starting bray?

I hope this doesn't just lead to Bray Wyatt in clown gear doing the same stuff he always did....

is the right channel suddenly slightly louder for anyone else?

wtf happened to the audio

>becky checks out Seff ass
>Seff don't even look at that bitch

bruh why seff even with this ginger potato

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Kemonito there ain't no stoppin ya!

Bray promo was phenomenal

PPOMO and hatomugi
Goodnightmoon

These Bray promos have been going on forever. What's the endgame?

That would be better than him wrestling cause he won't have to deal with bad booking there

based deaf user

It's not even a workrate thing, their character work and promo work makes me not want to watch. I mute their segments. I turn the channel occasionally. The story is boring and uninteresting. Them being shit in the ring is just icing on the shit cake.

The worst part about Firefly Fun House is it makes me love Bray and I will be disappointed in anything but a 2 year undefeated run, but he'll be an immediate midcarder and then be chasing after the 24/7 title in three months.

Ive enjoyed every bray segment

That one was horribly corny and cliche

Chrisley's kids sound like they have double digit IQs

comedy jobber

Modelo advertising is the most pretentious shit ever.

Would Bray be dimes in the AEW?

Yeah, I liked Bray better when he was a cult leader.

Kross looks like a scuffed Angela White

So is Bray gonna wrestle as all 3 personas? Because I wanna see The Muscle Man dance in the ring.

NEW THREAD

So same old Bray?

No, AEW is too realistic, unfortunately Bray could be the king of TNA though. I mean Matt Hardy was top dog there for years with a similar shtick.

at the rate they're going, Kairi won't make it to their title match before seriously injuring herself

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The funhouse is a metaphor for NXT. No hope for anyone who exits for the main roster

based wwe putting over my right headphone

Loses a 2 Raw+1 PPV match feud to an upper carder, written off TV for 6 more months.

...

Knowing Vince hes gonna job him out to Braum and Roman next maybe even Seth. If hes popular losing to them will only elevate those guys right.....right?

kek
same

If Seff vs Bryan wasn't dirtsheetz but losing the title was, does that mean that Seff got in a fight with Vince?

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After this new gimmick fails he should just get the good brothers as lackeys and form a zubaz wearing, fanny pack toting stable

>doesn't bother mentioning his location or weight
>makes sure the call him "the NEW Daniel Bryan" despite doing this gimmick for 8 months

deep down you know it is.. he's gonna squash some midcarder like cesaro then maybe a higher player like seth, randy, aj lee etc on a ppv then back to jobbing for roman.
Imagine the promo roman would do "I will defeat this clown. At [PPV] I will not let you get to my head" oof

Is it Isobella and GoldenGoddess? That's the only goofy duo I can think of atm.

Brock will be the special guest referee. Screenshot this post

KWAB

Lovely main event.

What the hell is going on?