RAM Gamethread #3

Vince is desperate enough to finally push the good brothers. Too bad they’re leaving

>EC3 isnt even reffing

>2/3 Falls tag match

but why?

WE LIKE FORTNITE
WE LIKE FORTNITE
WE LIKE FORTNITE

>Fortnite shilling
I guess Vince is just burying the country now.

get a clue and lose weight instead

>draws the neighborhood, ratings and record dimes to back it up
It's definitely okay when Stone Cold does it.

>Forrnite

Smackdown

I thought that was him for a second in the ring but then I noticed he lost like a foot in height

The only thing that needs to be lost is your 'tude, mister.

Why the hell should I keep watching this instead of masturbating right now

Did Cole say this shit is 2 out of 3 falls?

They should have made a chalk outline where EC3 was laying.

>Fortnite
THE EXTREMELY ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS FUCKING COMPANY

Was Stone Cold a nuclear draw in 1997? No. Rollins needs to be built up.

I'm glad they're using more than the same 10 wrestlers they use every week

I don't understand why this is a match

I guess so....

get the birthday cake one

Ull put it bak on right after you nut stfu

Are you whacking it to hot trannys? Because thats the only thing worth whacking it too

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new day good

sorry man, enjoy whatever you get from sonic

2/3 falls

oh god why

based ironicposter

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Austin was a nuclear draw almost as soon as he said "3:16" but Vince didnt have the brain power to capitalize on it until his Mania match with Bret

KO should take his shirt off when he gets angry.

does any1 here unironically watches Suits?
i tried and that shit sucked

>2 out of 3 falls
I don't care I'm still gonna bitch

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She's gone downhill so much since this picture..

this

is this Vince trying to do a CMLL style 6-man tag match

It's too smart for raw to be real, but how would you feel if EC3's story was them pulling the "losing streak to get them over" logic with him being so buried to meme him to get over with the fans, eventually pulling the trigger by making him win big?

Stone Cold has god tier mic skills while Rollins is shit at it. There is nothing to build Rollins with.

No one watches those 1hr dramas on USA or TNT. I'm convinced it's a money laundering scam or something.

Savannah sounds like she has a double digit IQ

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Fuck I'll do the same. I'll be on /s/. Someone (YOU) me when something good happens

that shit is for women lad

this Raw was better than it has been in a while until we got to a 6 man tag with 5 SD wrestlers

Has that ever actually worked?

>EC3 finally gets something interesting on the main roster
>nevermind he's a dummy

i''ll never understand

>New Day pretends EC3, who was only supposed to be ref for ONE match at Stomping Grounds, sanctioned their fucking 6 man while being dead
>Somewhere in commercial the match changes to 2/3 falls
Is this Raw or Nitro?

Didn't they just do this with Hawkins?

it is a scam. sure they're happy they get some viewers in the US but those shows make shit tons of money overseas. They get purchased left and right because American programming no matter the channel is treated as the epitome of television.

People thought the same for Heath and Social Outcasts but they still got jobbed out.
EC3 is done unless they pull a Jinder.

>EC3 sanctions the match
>all of a sudden another referee appears
I don't get it, I just can't get it

vince's on coke per meltzer

We've reached WCW 2000 booking, see

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based

this has never worked user

casuals want someone to luck up to, not some losing faggot getting his ass kicked every week

seeing all these SD guys wrestling each other and showing up on Raw does nothing to make you want to watch Smackdown

Stone Cold was always attacking people after they got their time to shine, and usually people the crowd wanted him to attack (either heels or geeks), and after he was fucked with in some way.
Who wanted EC3 laid out for simply getting an entrance?

>everybody mentioning EC3
Did I miss something? Just turned it on, haven't watched in six weeks. Are they actually doing something with EC3?

Fucking hell. I get what you mean, but reading that gave me a headache.

DEEP SIX!

i wish wwe had an adult rating so randi orton could say piss or heck

>kofi match
>gamethread dies

never fails

ec3 is a stud - not really "underdog" material. he should be booked as solid midcarder and not turned into a joke week after week.

I would say its more at the 1999 stage with Jericho leaving for rival company

But they don't show up on Smackdown.

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Rollins has had seven fucking years.

KOFIWINSLOL

Buried to the earth's core.

He died.

Ok ill admit I laughed a little at the idea that Corbin is such a heel even the other heels hate him

Why didn't you listen?

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watching some turtles eat carrots during the boring parts lol

youtube.com/watch?v=CgSl0heZK1w

>#1 contender to company's main title loses two straight falls to the shuck and jive uncle toms

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I used to watch it.. it was pretty based actually. Of course, like all shows they jumped the shark and blew thier load and it got lame.

Trouble in Paradise is such a weak fucking finisher, it doesn't even look like it connects with anything half the time.

Neither of those kicks was any where near Corbins head

>burying your number one contender on the go home show
this company has no fucking clue

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Bliss is ______

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Nikki is cute! CUTE!

fuck the new day so much

So Corbin lost the match despite him being the number one contender. I know he's kind of a jobber but come on, what interest do I have in watching that intergalactic title match now?

Imagine spending your whole life training to become a wrestler thinking you'll be like Steve Austin or the Rock only to find out WWE is a fucking kiddie circus run by a mentally deficient tyrant

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wtf happened to Nikki, lads?

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>alexa squeezing her tits together
working my dick into a shoot

Oh yea, the women's tag titles exist.

what the fuck was the point of that? how does this help build any excitement for your PPV Sunday

Alexa Bliss sucked many dicks for this title match

She married a sasquatch.

NOT FOR SEXUALS

Yeah because that worked out so well last time.

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He was never winning the title anyway, so who cares?

A Scottish girl, a Jewess and two Aussie bitches walk into the ring.

based lexi

>Bliss winning tag and women's championship
Based Lexi

Nekkeh's autism is cute af

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She looks the same time me.

>gold tie
based

God this is so embarrassing

almost as many as you

Based Lexi bout that win a title!!

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Imagine bailing at the right time and becoming the star of the company that buries it

>Paul cosplaying as Klump
What did Vince mean by this?

legit cute

shut up Hana, you'll lose that title to Mayu this Sunday.

i am the #1 contender to suck a hot log out of Alexa Bliss asshole

anal

Hi Sasha.

>cucks the Bukkake Warriors out of their title push

BASED

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Is it weird that Nikkehs sweaty look just makes me want to bathe her?

Doubt it. I've sucked a lot.

ok for jerking to

that's why this company is handing out tickets by yhe truckload to fill up their PAY PER FUCKING VIEW

Okay...all jokes aside...this drop in quality is like..new. Two years ago, the show wasn’t perfect (or even top tier quality) but it wasn’t anywhere near this bad. What the fuck has changed? This is borderline unwatchable

Reminder that alexa said she wasnt jewish on kike rosenbergs show

And have hot lesbian action.

You have to go back

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Thats right shes at least 18 by now right?

HEY PAUL

SAY SOMETHING STUPID

Has anyone seen the LA's Finest show?

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nigga it's been the best show in two fucking months

did Paul ever pay the ECW roster?

In 2 months

It's not January through April. The show always hits rock bottom during the middle of the year.

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Heyman confirmed for being special guest referee!

Yes fellow Goyim theres definitely no Jewish conspiracy and she isnt one of the chosen people

holy juden

I don't watch RAM regularly.
How does this one compare to the recent ones?

youtube.com/watch?v=h-zhlw_hnGU
Just replace nWo with AEW

>what were you thinking

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but January through April was completely unwatchable as well

Sadly this episode is significantly better than recent ones. Its been that bad

BEAT THAT JEW ASS

tons better, which should tell you how awful ram has been lately

holy shit just listen to that nuclear heat on heyman

bafed

Not AS bad as it has been lately, but still shit.

LEBRON BTFO

OY GEVALT

Why is Brock not interested in trying to cash in on Kofi?

>yet another part of the show where a person grabs a live microphone and starts saying words

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I think Heyman might be a jew

who the hell is that?

Corbing keeps fucking over TNA guys

I think he might be based

>Eric young

Who?

first hour was better than it has been in a long time then the 6 man tag happened

Is bryan burying jasethy the main event?

How is Seth a face here?

>No reaction

WELL DONE RAM

>face champ
>beating up his friends now

WCW
WCW
WCW

So is this a Jasethy heel turn because he looks like the biggest jerk in the world right now.

heel turn?

How the fuck is Seth supposed to be the face in this feud?

Just got here. How has Raw been? And if it has been terrible, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CONTINUE TO WATCH THIS SHIT

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>top babyface
>Seth Rollins

>Eric Young

This.

Is Seff even a face at this point lol

Seth turned heel by Based Brock..

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>we go back a long way

Is there really any history between seff and EY?

Who killed the Crowd

Someone say nigger PLEASE

Seth is an asshole

>EC3
>EY

Is he gonna beat up roode next?

this fucking camerawork

who the fuck is this pimple-titted manlet

Imagine the shitstorm if Reigns was in Seth's spot tonight....

>Heels get bullied by everyone all night
>Face running around murdering people
Based tweener town

Corbin should ask Becky to be the guest ref after what happened to Eric

What the fuck is happening?

He was part of an NXT stable called Sanity that was pretty popular then brought up to the main roster and literally didnt appear for about a year

The crowd died with EC3.

thanks

Stone Cold Seth Rollins

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not really

wtf is Seth's problem?

Its the Mirror Mirror version of WWE

Hey, it just dawned on me.. Seff is working with Heyman and that's why he setup Lesnar to get a beating. Seff is a Heyman guy!

Seth Rollins is a face...?

>those fucking camera cuts while assaulting young.
fucking shit I hate dunn

>This is the extend of the knowledge that E-drones have of Eric Young

yowee wowee

to defeat a beast, you must become one

Oh nonexistent hell yeah!

What ppv is after stomping grounds?

they're trying to make Seff into paranoid Stone Cold and it aint working

Reminder this title reign started with a low blow, creative has no idea what the fuck they're doing.

Usos are so cringe

Based Big Schemes Corbin is playing him like a damn fiddle having him destroy the roster one by one

He's losing to Daniel Bryan tonight

Extreme Rules

That is what I was thinking. Also what are the odds he shoot injuries someone?

Since commercials are different depending on where you are, an ad just popped up. Cena is hosting the new "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" apparently.

You guys are smoking some real good shit this is the worst Raw in a while

Next up: Stephanie McMahon takes stage with user from asp for a LIVE sex celebration

Why didn't Eric Young have areolas?

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they were in the indies at one point, to Vince that means they wrestled together every night

Im sorry I wanted more but I dont get POP tv and have no way of seeing much else. Im trapped here too just like Luke Harper

DOWN SINCE

DAY ONE IS H

That's me! I'm up next, wish me luck guys!

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Just get to the Bray shit already. I don't give a fuck about the rest of this crap

Difference between Seth and Stone Cold. Stone cold would beat up heel geeks, or simply give them a stunner if they were supposed to be face. Seth is savagely beating the shit out of geeks for almost no story reason.

Usos are so fucking cringe

>REEEEE IM DROPPING THE TITLE ALREADY
>F-FUCK YOU DEANO YOU LEFT ME AND ROMAN HERE TO ROT WHILE YOU GET TO HAVE THREESOMES WITH HANA

Welp

Their gimmick is they are Siggers. Samoans who think theyre negroes

>talent that's happy for the chance for some screentime are getting fucking murdered en masse by Seth
FACE OF THE COMPANY

He shoot hurt my feelings attacking ec3, so

DAY
ONE

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Stick it in her pooper. Just like her husband she loves that

ain't that Festus?

Good luck, user.

I never want to hear the announcers talk about anything sticky again

>clash of champions is back

the biscuits and gravy made him a man

No its fake kane

>getting the band back together.
I’m so fucking ready

ha. i get it.

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Difference is that Stone Cold is believably a badass. Seth is a pussy with a chair

the jewdess

Didn't luke gallows play a literal retard his first run in the E?

those real?

>3 times
*laughs in G.O.D."

Say something nice about Kevin Dunn.

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>Also what are the odds he shoot injuries someone?

pretty sure that first shot to EC3 half hit him in the head

He was back when he was a druggie being used by redneck relatives. Fortunately he got some professional help

Why do they keep talking about Japan without mentioning Who Japan.

No, he was fake Kane before that.

>Gallows and Anders have been in WWE for three years
>have only been on tv for a cumulative amount equal to 3 months

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As acting GM of RAW im gonna have to replace you with myself. sorry kid i draw more

Karl Anderson was actually a good wrestler in Japan. He should really go back.

Seff reminded me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=OvYuUB115jM

No, drug addict

getting paid while doing nothing is good

His beaver-like teeth are really good for opening things when I can't find a pair of scissors lying around.

They don't want to risk any New Japan chants

I actually figured theyd give the good brothers the win

Thumbs down

Mamma Mia

>Paul self inserting him into "cool" things again
cringe

>B-Becky is the new Stone Cold!!!
>Now Seth is running around acting like Stone Cold

For fuck's sake, can we fucking stop with this "New Stone Cold" shit and just fucking be your own fucking character? Or at least copy another top AE star because these poor excuses aren't working.

>4-0

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Vince actually thinks they are SCU and is punishing them for leaving. He sees nothing strange about this concept

>*all three announcers* OOOOH
>dead air for 3 seconds
>cole: Superkick!

he makes enough money to fix his teeth but he's not superficial

based

If it is truly a Mirror Universe episode, there needs to be someone with a Van Dyke beard.

no dog, it hasn't been groundbreaking and it's had its fair share of shit, but this is unfortunately top 5 this year easily. some shows have been unbearable.

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why does Reigns looks so tired

John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! Football!

>It's a Roman Reigns promo that will transition into a Shane McMahon promo segment
Name something worse

He is shit. Fine Spine Buster though.

His leukemia is back

>let's do some gay drinking

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If you think actual wrestling is better than cuts to based VIP Room Shane, you probably drink onions

If I would fuck Abby I would fuck that Annabelle doll to so that shit isnt scaring me

just started watching. anything important happen?

Who's going to feud with Shane next?

Thank you for being nice to Kevin Dunn.

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He's stuck in endless shitty feuds

Tough acting tinactin!

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Ec3 is fucking dead.

A Roman promo that gets interrupted as he gets beaten up only to be rescued by some fags and it and results in a 3 on 3 tag match

Say the N word hulk hogan!

EC3 went over Kofi clean and got the belt

>posting about the production manager of a kids tv show acting like an insider.
YIKES!!!

get this racist old white man off my screen

What the heck is the blue belt hanging behind Hogan?

>female footy

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Reminder that the US Womens World Cup team got beat by an Under 15 boys team.

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BASED HH

Dean Ambrose returned and formally apologized to Vince and India for leaving

THE BIG DAWG

Why did the fucking Seahawks throw on the fucking goal line and how did the Pats just happen to call the perfect defense vs something they didnt do? Fuck football and their ritual of praying to Mecca before the national anthem

PISS BREAK

new

NEW THREAD

Hogan and US soccer is cringe.

Hogans on; I'm out.

Is this crowd booing based Hulk Hogan?

>the utter state of womyn

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I thought footy was Aussie rules?

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>video suddenly cuts to still photos
Why do they think this shit looks good?

>hogan getting booed during his segment
heh such a upside down world it's becoming

REAL GAMETHREAD

Hogan is the GOAT

>Romeme 10 min entrance
cringe

What do you expect from fucking California?

hell yeah gigantic pooch, whoopin ass entertains me

GET IN HERE

>it's another Shane segment
thanks vicne

Isn't Hogan from Venice Beach, though?

Based fellow Trekkie

>>Hey Shane arent you going to be the special gust ref for Seths match?
>>Wait what...

Damn Id love that

Would it be better if it was a HHH segment?

it's just Trannyfornia