RAM Gamethread #2

>viking faggots
I wish they stayed away

Maybe idk could be arthritis
alcohol.org/effects/gout/

One of Truths best moments in history.

>Dash Wilder's ass in those pants

holy fucking yum

EAT EAT

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THE VIKING EXPERIENCE FUCK YEAH

Shhhhh no spoiling the business

War Machine Viking Raider Experience

Would that somehow make it better?

>"OH MY GOD, AEW IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WWE!!! I KNOW, CAUSE I STILL WATCH BOTH!!! I HAVE NO LIFE!!!"

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Seth attacking Corbin is a pretty cool thing but it seems like somethings guy like Stone Cold should have done that has a well established reputation of not giving a fuck

based vikings on raw

No, she said she is going to be on for the remainder of the show

That's 5 SD guys

They should have changed it to BEAT MEAT.

VIKING BROS ARE BACK

They are. Those are ghosts.

>wwe universe and not based WWE supercard
the state of (you)

Sense the Vikings showed up tonight does that mean The JAV Experience is showing up tomorrow?

AEW is WWE with trannies

he looks like a bitch cause he needs a chair, Austin would just whoop someone's ass bare knuckled

1
2
I'M BRAPPING ON YOU

>No nasties like you, Naomi, Ember Coon, and Sasha Banks.
Damn, I know the Irish are the groids of the white race but that was just too far, no?

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I'm watching David Copperfield on Pen & Teller. What are you guys watching?

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wait, the broskis are not the champions anymore?

What have i missed?

Irish manlet advertising his shit whiskey during a real fighting show

Nobody mentioned AEW, you seething mongoloid.

LOL wtf? What does his actual tattoo say and why did they change it to this?

Is Cancerbro still here? What type do you have?

>really short promo to open the show instead of the usual stale 10 minute deal
>immediately got right to action afterwards with a match
>all these new/different camera shots

huh, I guess theyre actually trying tonight for once

Fridaynight Smackdab

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30 minutes of shit

Booty buttweenies

someone reminded Vince they still had the belts

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The Last Dragon

They lost the tittles in their first title defence lmao.

Can't mention death bro

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Bryan reminding us that theres nothing fun about RAW

thankfully yeah, the suffering is over

They beat the revival in a rematch the day after bro

Throat cancer. I got it from eating too much pussy like Michael Douglas

>Daniel bryan calling out commiefornia.
What a lad!

>LA is the kike capital of America

DBRY NO!

Xev

Its been 30 years and I still want the power of the glow

LIZARD SCUM

Bases

>counting successful title defenses
shut it weeb

Daniel Bryan, anti consumerism
>wears an Apple watch

too many meme beards in the e if I'm being honest with you.

How did Bryan go from most popular guy in the company to midcard geek that nobody cares about?

thanks, going to turn RAW back on now

vikings didn't wear those silly hats

Daniel bryan naming the Jew, so when does he turn up dead?

SHO NUFF

>that tron

Is it true Vince hired Snyder and Raimi for the creative and camera fields?

Knowing Bryan its probably intentional

so are they vikings who raid, or do they like to raid vikings?

why are they facing local jobbers? they aren't new

Kofi concussed him.

Ups. Guess that they at least got that. Makes me remember he never got a rekatch with Miz for the IC title.

>local talent get more time than main roster guys

AEW would never do this shit

The fuck is this gay Viking shit

>The Viking Experience

hahahah

>the virgin manlet raiders vs the chad Norse redwood

>viking raiders
remember when these guys were sort of cool?

He os a heel.

>Worked.

>jobbers
But they've already had main roster matches, what is the fucking point of this?

>hawkins and ryder already thrown into the 24/7 division after losing the belts

hahahahahahaha

this Scooby Doo chase shit every week is really getting old

first you must learn some moves

Holy shit fucking R Truth! KINO IS BACK

THE VIKING EXPERIENCE

Based Truth

Anyone else notice Ice Cube's son?

Yeah thyroid cancer so should be easily treatable - was in shock for a couple of days but feeling positive now. Basically had fuck off swelling and cough for a while, finally got it checked out and glad I did now. Prognosis is good

they raid the ass of kevin nash

>it’s another build someone up with jobbers episode

Good thing it worked for Lars

>ruining the joke
FUCK YOU DUNN

Since Vince came up with it you will be seeing the sequence for at least the next 6 months

>How did Bryan go from most popular guy in the company to midcard geek that nobody cares about?

lost repeatedly to Kofi

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based truth

And now I have a new fetish

No

Why didn't EC3 come out?

What crossdressing Mella?

I still love Sami, lads.

>Can't mention death
>Have a character nicknamed "The Deadman"

Never change, WWE...never change.

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That happens to everybody when you put the title on a midcard geek.

>Black men hiding from work

It has been roughly an hour in...and we have had 1 real match and one 10 second squash....This is exactly why ratings are shit

But I can't find Master Sum Dum Goy

Just in 1998 Kevin Nash fucked more pussy than the entire 4channel
>inb4 le 92 black turd meme

Sami is and always will be based.

Charlie Chapman cosplay level hard on

>Sami wouldn't acknowledge the guy with the Generico mask
that's cold

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He's writing his suicide note.

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Because its the best way to get teams like Viking Raiders over

>ko
>zayn
>reigns
>bryan and rowan
>mella

thats 5 wildcards already, unless Mella is just allowed to go from brand to brand with truth

>effort being put into SD promos and tonights Raw

pinch me

80 buck
There’s no log left

discord over at aJ2jsVk

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Lost to a fake Jamaican

>when a three hour show somehow doesn't have enough content to fill a one hour show while keeping talent offscreen for months at a time because "we don't have anything for them"

>almost an hour in
>less than 15 minutes of wrestling
Why do I bother?

People chasing each other around in a semi empty arena?

>ko
>zayn
>reigns
>bryan and rowan
>carmella
>shane
>elias
That's actually 7 already, my dude

I don't believe you based on the fact that non-WWE licensed masks are banned from their shows

Well stop dressing like coolie and throw these dice brother.

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Too busy going balls deep inside blissberg while he holds his beer cup

Hope you get sorted mate!

Daniel Bryan getting people to cheer for fracking and smog is hilarious

Worked and seething

Because Vince doesn’t watch NXT, and neither does half the people in attendance. So they’re essentially new.

Being a part of a dying wrestling company?

anyone screencapped that dude in el generico mask?

Forgot all about Elias and what brand hes even on at this point..

Looks like she's in blackface.

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>Carmella and Truth showing up to Raw when they literally don't have to
>No followup on the crate story from Smackdown
>Still just geeks chasing Truth around like idiots on every show

Also 6 SD guys

dont forget
elias
drew
and shane

Second hour more talking good jesus

it's not hard to sneak one in. it's not like it's made of metal, you know.

Airing too many commercial breaks?

5 man was longer than 15 minutes

>Cole having to narrate this shitheap

fuck this company lol

The box storyline continued on twitter
twitter.com/WWE/status/1140476983630950401

based Shane looking up for his boyz

HOLY SHIT AUDIO ISSUES WTF

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Heath :(

top fucking kek

Based Shane pretending to eat cold lobster tail

poor heath man :(

Based Scottish Sexecutioner

>bullying Heath
Fuck Shane and fuck Drew

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B-But 3 Man Band ;-;

That made me kek. Also revival pocketing the money

5 man was about 12. I had the stopwatch going.

Is Vince not there tonight?

Show has a different feel compared to how it usually is..

Be honest Yea Forums
Would you like to see Shane taking the title from Kofi and drop it in the first fox smackdown episode to the big dawg?

>logical jumping off point for an angle
>Heath will just disappear off television for another six months again

Like...does Vince hate Heath? Like god damn...that doesn’t build heat...that...that was just unpleasant...

based dawson

>the old I want to help out with your family, so I flash money, drop it and attack you while you pick it up trick

Why does everyone fall for this?

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Fucking Bob Dunn fucked up KOs props

no

Mella never counts

>Actually making Drew look mean
Based

>The Revival

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kino segment ruined by audio botch

Holy kek. You keking really made me kek

Would be based if Jinder helped Heath

built for black dick

The story was followed up you nerd

BASED JINDER

I....I dont know maybe

Sounds dumb, so Vince will ok it.

I just want it off the anti-dimes shuckin and jivin pancake nigger asap

>A lot of stupid promos
>Terrible booking
>Very little “wrestling”

Seems normal to me....

That drew segment was based. The problem is it was wasted on a guy who's been a jobber for his whole career and looks like a joke so what heat does it build

Where is the poster who was pretending to be offended at guys jerking off to Bliss

Is Sami man-spreading?
This is problematic

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No

MELTZER SEETHING AT BASED CORBIN

wrestling kino

Holy fuck this interim supervisor is such a fucking housewife

Micromanaging yuropoor needs to fuck off back to new York

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KO's sleeve looks gross

Where's Roman? I need my poop break

It's Pride Month - he's giving the gay community what they want

>Corbin
I ding-dong diddly came

that was tony khan bro

Why not? Colored people have a hard enough time getting over with crowds in general.

BASED

The way Canadians say against

EC3 lives?

May as well unless they want to actually bother to give Kofi a character other than "the blackest one on the New Day".

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>zayn
he's a member of Raw
>Rowan
he's with Bryan who was "forced" to go to Raw
>carmella
doesn't count, she's with Truth
>shane
he's an authority figure

EC3 DED

EC3 BTFO again

BASED EC3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao

rollins looks like a pussy bitch for this

oh shit

lmao

>finally on Raw
>used to put over Shitetty
Fuck

>Seff is just a chair gimmick now

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Just when you think theyre about to do something big with EC3...

that's 8 wildcards (11 if counting single wrestlers) Vince you stupid idiot

>Moxley praises EC3
>have his former team member, Seth, beat him up
What did Vince mean by this?

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So is Rollins just Sting with a steel chair?

>ec3
JUST
U
S
T

seth hit him in the head with that first one

worked

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

TEN

TEN FUCKING WILDCARDS

lol based corbin

Ec3 didnt deserve that

Corbin is so boring oh my god

>put EC3 on tv for once only to bury him
holy shit Vince did he shit in your mouth or something?

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Just get rid of the fucking brand split

WILDCARD LOL IM A GENIUS xd

not everything is about blacks being black

>it's another "the heel is the only one making sense" segment
Seriously, Seth and Kofi's reigns are stupid as fuck for supposed "faces".

Oh look a 6 man tag match is about to happen

seethe more

The ref is gonna be Brock, isnt it?

Thats why theyre making such a big deal of Rollins beating everyone with the chair....

stop counting and have sex for the love of god

but then how would they run parallel SD house shows on Monday?

That’s not what I said?

Brock in a ref shirt will be based as fuck

He got Moxley cheered he has to die damn it

but it would really fucking dumb for him to do it, even dumber for Corbin to accept him for it

I usually like all black ink tattoos but his just looks like shit

I like kofi and I like he got it but now, I just want the belt on Big E.

lol @ nobody gets medical attention to EC3.. he may have brain swelling..

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>couldve had EC3 as the actual ref and used it to make him a top heel on raw
>nah lets just geek him out again

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I want the new day to run a train on my wife.

dilate

>Vince blaming EC3 for Moxley being successful

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Is EC3 gonna lay there the whole promo?

Thank goodness I'm watching baseball instead as well.

>4 wild cards
>4

Kek

>hurr durr let's bury TNA guys to send a message of superiority to a company we've always dominated
Professional.

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Kevin Owens this is by far one of the worst sleeves I've ever seen.

Chaleenge

>EC3 still on the ground.

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actually based

EC3 buried into oblivion

get a clue, pinhead

Weekend at Ethan's

JUST

I fucking hate New Day

apparently 4 = 10 for Vince

>top babyface team makes fun of a guy whos passed out from being attacked from behind with a steel chair
????

they're fucking weekend at bernie's-ing ec3?

He's dead

he's up now
oh wait he's down again

ya seethe

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Dixie Carter bad

Best promo of EC3’s career

listen to these people chant for ec3 maggle

new day appears and the show quality drops into the shitter

Does a tag team count as 1 person

they actually surprised me with how much they buried EC3
wow

Nice chant for EC3 from the crowd

EC3 deserves the title after this cringefest

>shitty 6-man wildcard match

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Weekend at Ethan's

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EC3 raped in the summer of 2019

There was barely a show to start with

>top babyface tells the heels that he gets to do whatever he wants when he wants after he's told he's breaking rules

after another top babyface laid him out

this is a type of shit you don't come back from
EC3 is a comedy jobber as long as he's here

cope

Look on the bright side. At least ec3 is on tv.

>>Hes bleeding out the ear
>>I think he stopped breathing
>>No pulse somebody call an Undertaker

I’m right there with you...I didn’t think they’d sink this low...but god damn...Heath too...like wow

This show has been pretty fun

the crowd still chanted for EC3

>babyface attacks everyone with a chair

AJ Styles is a multiple time world champion in WWE and Samoa Joe is their US Champion

backstory?

witnessed

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GOOD BROTHERS

holy shit fuck off

WE'VE BEEN BOAYZ

Based and Nash-pilled

AJ FILES
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

based doctors

Moxley was still getting cheered as a heel because fans knew he was leaving this shitshow. Vince being a genius decided it was EC3s fault and has decided to punish him as much as possible

>SCSA
>Face.
He was a badass not a babyface.

>buried 40ft under the ground just for fucking bliss
Was it worth it?

>AJ Styles
>multiple time world champion
>in WWE
Nigga he only won two fucking titles.

Jinder Mahal was booked like this for most of his career and he ended up winning the WWE Championship. There's still hope.

NEW THREAD

WE WUZ COOL IN JAPAN

Delete your post.

I literally cannot remember any Gallows and Anderson tag matchez

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AJ Shooting on the Good Brothers!!

Too early, fuck you

Losing to EC3 was deans punishment because EC3 was always goign to get buried

>get served
>get mad about it

TNA faggots are lucky they are getting any shine since so many suck ass and suck balls and suck dick

TNA is dead because their tiny bits of talent fucking wised up and got the fuck out.

YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING TNA BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS IRRELEVANT FUCKING GARBAGE.

THE WRESTLERS THEMSELVES ALL TALK ABOUT THEIR INDIE CRED NOT THEIR TNA CRED BECAUSE TNA SUCKS ASS TITTIES AND STINK UNWASHED VAGINA

FUCK TNA AND FUCK YOU

That segment feels just like a answer to the Young Bucks vs Lucha Bros.

NEW

cope

My point is he's a main eventer

didn't you get the memo? it clear read
>notes from VKM: all faces must act heel damnit, it's so them.

Seethe more, you homosexual.

gain height

Love the 6 man tag matches

you mean like Becky?

U know Apple gets a pass from hipsters. During the Occupy Wall St, they read their rants off of fucking MacBooks.

FORA LOWNG TIME