Monday Night Ram thread #1

Nice shoop. We all know Ric has bigger tiddies.

>doxxcord

chance of a Kabuki wildcard tonight?

Don't let everyone know that I'm a tranny!

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What's your poison tonight lads?

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Tea

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Sunglass Hut commercials lol

Bros I worked there for years so easy to steal from there hahaha

If it starts with a promo that looks like it will take 10 minutes I'm gonna tag out bros

I only care about bryan tonight

tap water

>starting with elias

this show is DOA

haha man that’s really cool haha thanks for sharing

Hahaha local sports teams!

>Starting the show off with elias

yea, im tuning out, have fun boys.

>Elias
this isn't Smackdown.

nuclear heat ellias

this boomer woman argued with me for 20 minutes over a dollar for her diet pepsi
how was your day Yea Forums?

G Fuel

>face champ sneak attacks cowardly heel

WHO

BOOKED

THIS

SHIT

holy shit, is seth balding ?

how did we get to this point, how did wwe become so uninteresting, there's no hype or buzz anymore, i didn't even remember raw was tonight
i just want wwe to be entertaining again bros...

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>seth already

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This and Marijuana

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That opening segment sucked dick

>promo over already

w...what?

CRINGE IT DOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>Memeslayer

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anywhere else I can read more of your blog?

i heard from my insiderbro that bray kino debuts tonight.

Based Texan

Stop watching raw

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Deadie Cuckuerrero

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that was the best part of it

why is elias getting buried

Can we appreciate that the opening segment wasn't a 20 minute promo? It wasn't good but it's progress.

>this specimen
Chill, Renee

start sucking my dick

WTF STOP BULLYING ELIAS

kek Elias BTFO

>5 minutes in
>Already starting entrances for a match
Are they learning?

>that's it

poor elias

Cause he sucks

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A match in the first 10 minutes
this isnt raw

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STOP BURYING ELIAS YOU FUCKING BULLIES

stop bully ellias

because he's shit

she want that big nig weewee

bases

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>no opening monologue
>everyone gets an entrance

i-is it getting better?

Elias eternally BTFO

Rick O'Shea time

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>win jobber title
>get bullied to hell

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why is cesaro wearing hardcore holly shorts

That's Ricochet's new finisher?

ELIAS BTFO ITS OVER LADS

>Rick O'Shea

CODEBREAKARUUUU

>wasting decent booze to drink by yourself and watch children's television chatting to Yea Forums autists

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yeah right here bitch.
encountered a big smelly nigger and almost ding-dong diddly puked
now tell me how your day was, faggot.

Could Eliath BE anymore buried?

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>wasting decent booze to drink by yourself and watch children's television chatting to Yea Forums autists
There's literally nothing better

how do you even get those?

I thought Bobby Lashley and Elias were friends

Cringt

Who did Elias piss off?

>Cesaro eliminates Ricochet to keep the 50/50 going

Damn, is Vince already over Elias?

what else would he do with it?

That place used to be my go to supplier for ebay items to sell, user here is correct

James?

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Oh no you're not supposed to remember what happened two or more weeks ago in WWE.

based

crased

full cringe

filled out some survey they mailed me and because I was in a demo they were looking for more data on (18-35M) I went through more screening and then they came and hooked the box up. pays a couple bucks a month which helps pay the cable/internet bill

>the smirk
>elias with conflicted emotions after

such a good little piece of character work between them that probably went unnoticed by everyone

Do you honestly expect a 75 year old man to remember that?

can someone tell me why Patrick o'shea and braun 'get deeze hanzz" stroganoff are even in the same match? shouldnt he be with the cruisers?

>Didn't waste the first 20 fucking minutes of the show with some drawn out shitty promo like HHH does everytime he gets in the ring now
>An actual entertaining start to the show
Can't wait to see the huge drop into the 3rd hour this week

Reminder that Stomping Grounds tickets are on sale 2 for 1.

For me, it is The Miz.

Bases, holy fuck

>in 2 months Elias went from being vince's handpicked biggest acquisition in smackdown history, to...this...

Cesaro is ready bros

QUIT BURYING THE PEOPLE I LIKE

>looking for the Neutralizer
will he ever find it again?

>burying Cesaro that fast
yikes

they'll be five for one soon, waste of money right now

Hahahahahaaha 1st one gone

and we are all glad you feel that way

>Cesaro already eliminated

Fucking save him, Cody...

It hurts brother

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Braun ruining this match

That's what happens when you put Beko on the poster.

Is this a first contender match?

>pinned after a regular powerslam
>not even a running one
the state of Lashley

I work at a tv station nearby and they seriously are just giving 10 and 12 tickets to people to give out to friends and family. I literally have a block of 20

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
RAW IS SAVED

You'd think someone backstage would remind him but I guess not

>turn on RAW
>Miz vs Strowman
god why

He did by god

Ricoshit is going to win

Big if true

Remember how good KO made Braun look with those tackles? Why can't the Miz do that?

no, it’s a number one contender match

>high tempo match after high tempo opening

h...how will they fill two more hours (not including commercials)

the Neutralizer

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>ricochet flips for a braun shoulder
>can't see it because of the camerawork

Cause hes fucking Miz lmao

>Cesaro and Lashley saying “fuck this nigga”
Based

>Bobby Lashley gets eliminated

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Strowman's shoulder tackle shit would look so much better if the opponents made any effort at all to avoid it.

LITERALLY!

Please tell me someone screencaped Joe laughing

talk show segments and close ups of Bliss’s face as she drops increasingly larger cups of coffee

This is cringe

Cesaro's new attire is really bad.

Wish they came to my town more often. Last televised event we had was in 03

Doesn't this make Ricochet look like a heel and kinda like a simp?

RAW should be an hour and a half.

if you think this fucker can wrestle after literally 15 years of him being complete shit in the ring i've got some bad news for you user

>t. Poughkeepsie

Rick is a simp. He'd better hope he's not booked to win this thing because Joe would humiliate him on the mic.

He has no character
he's just here to do some flips

Feels like they're trying extra hard tonight.

And that's ok

Stomping Grounds isn't selling at all, so they are trying to build some hype

Hour 3 1.93M still hahahaha

this is the best first 20 minutes of raw in forever

His character is hes happy to be off of Lucha Underground.

Bobby Lashley should have won this match

Stomping Grounds is shaping up to be a sea of tarps, they're trying desperately to avoid that.

too bad the announce team ruins any semblance of genuineness

michael cole is the uncoolest fucking dude on planet earth i swear, this fucker ruins everything

This. 90 minutes is the prime run time for a wrestling show

Who /miz/ here?

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Miz vs Samoa Joe sounds like it would be boring as fuck

Dave is gonna have a meltdown if Miz beats Ric

It’s weird how good the show is when Vince actually tries

Im gonna be on a half hour delay bros.

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What should I get lads?

Little Caesar's, Marco's, or Domino's?

but the promos would be god tier

They should unironically bring back Mauro.

end this shit match already

I’m kind of sick of black champions. It’s just not believable

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has based brock come out yet

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Yo, is that Seth Green?

seth green?

all the strength and flips displayed in this match and the loudest they get are for those shitty kicks

Guys is cashapp safe to use?

Looks like it

Domino’s
Better than Little Caesar’s but not ridiculously overpriced as Marco’s

no

wtf bad news barrett on the left?????

Whoever laid this match out needs to be shot in the head.

since when does miz do the figure 4?

Reversing the pressure on the figure four has always be maximum cringe

What the fuck is Seth Green doing there with Ciampa?

I've used it. It's legit.

nice botch

For me, it was The Miz

Marco’s has been emailing out 50% off pizzas codes so be a dealschad and do that

Rico almost broke his neck on that

I miss him lads

Ricochet hit Miz with all his weight, kek

Since he fought Flair in that time his career was on the line every time he wrestled.

alcohol makes my left ankle hurt if i drink too much so i mostly quit

since like 2012, they tried to make him the next Nature Boy

did anyone notice the tron flicker?

Same, he was dimes.

I got some bad news user, hes not coming back.

i think he gave a triple 6 like the good killuminati cum guzzler he is.

Why is the babyface getting heat onto the heel before the PPV? That makes no sense.

He really needs to stop doing the 630 every match. It always looks like he lands super hard and it takes away any of its appeal to see it done constantly.

>wildcard
>its the same 4 people every week
>wild

Did Cole just say "kick ass"?

>Ricoshit wins
cringe

Yeah, he should start doing the Double Rotation Moonsault instead

when is lexi?

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Jesus Christ look at those empty upper decks

>Becky Lynch
>the only one to beat Ronda Rousey

lol

He’s said it like three times already

youtube.com/watch?v=XMrEcdbeh78

hey now, they finally allowed reigns to not be one of the wildcards last week

>entering the building not wearing the belts
what fucking geeks

yikes becky looks disgusting as usual

Becky looks decent tonight

was that a latex g string body suit?

>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
>STOMPING GROUNDS
>ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS
STOMPING GROUNDS
ITS TIME TO TAKE NAMES AND KICK ASS

>Roman Reigns Live!
so...like every other monday?

Why did they take a break during the match, lads?

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Little Caesars 4 Life, my nigga.

Rick O'Shea vs Somojoe might be good

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You know you can just jerk off to her without announcing it, right?

>walking around with your fake fighting belt
mega yikes

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In WWE, yes.

Didn't want Miz to gas out

just got this, what should I do lads?

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Havent watched WWMEME in over a year, watching it now on a stream, is it worth it or should i go to bed lads?

>Little Caesars crazy bread
It's it even a question lad?

Nothing. 99 cents is 99 cents too many

Stream it illegally anyway. Fuck them

So why is Rollins facing Bryan tonight though...?

I thought it was weird when we came back from break and Cole mentioned they'd been resting the whole time

>Commiefornia

Throw your phone and stomp it on the ground.

Order 24 months worth.

BASED OC

Can't watch tonight because I'm traveling, has bray come out? And if so, is it based or cringe?

I might be a simp but I always get those .99 deals, haven't paid the full 9.99 price in years

Bobbo vs Umaga Wrestlemania 23
Mickie vs Trish Wrestlemania 22

Shut up

Lol we don't need a story

Do it and immediately cancel. It’s only 99 cents.

changing the channel and watching KISS music videos until Becky is off the screen

>forcing these two as a couple when Cien and Charlotte exist
Unironically, are these two actually together or is it story line?

That is uncalled for and repulsive. I don’t deserve it, and I won’t stand for it. Please do not bring that filth to any of our threads.

That's why Joe is gonna squash Miz

>STILL thinking wrestling is fake
>in 2019
worked

Wouldn't it be cool if The Fiend came out and beat the shit out of Becky?

kek no one gives a shit about Becky

You think seffetty ever got a quick whiff of a becky brap?

So what happened to this Rousey fella?

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how do the Bexcels cope with the fact Seth freakin Rollins is porking their trash waifu?

based gout chad

seff loves her fried eggs on a nail droopy tits

This feud sucks. Lacey has potential, but she's not ready to be a champion

I've seen this promo before

About what? I’m allowed to state my opinion and colored guys don’t really work as champions, just lol at Koffi’s run

I once saw Seth Rollins story with beko when?

Nobody wants to see the rice and bean couple.

>Anglees

dumb irish retard

when are the crowd gonna turn on becky?

watch for 20 minutes and you will wish you were in bed buddy

Guys my boss invited me over her house earlier for a something work related and when she left the room I got the strongest urge to smell her shoes but didn't
I've always found her attractive but never have been a footchad, what do I do?

>Reminder that Becky is the new Stone Cold

Class not ass

>Lacey getting what? chants
Yikes

I do love that Lacy isnt a chickenshit heel and always comes straight at everyone. She charged straight at Charles shes willing to great straight at Becky. Its much better than the shiot tier diva "Ha I won the fued by running away" like Bliss

ACT LIKE A LADY!

Lacey is cringe

they've done this promo segment almost verbatim word for word every other week since WM

I hate to say but I'm done with the Bex.

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You're supposed to say people of color, jackass

More like beko is a shitter

Literally chose to become a sperm dumpster over the job.

This idiotic joke that Lacey looks like a woman must be stopped

I fear the Fiend is all just building up so he can face Balor's Demon in a cringe as fuck PPV match

Bobby Lashley as WWE champion wouldn’t be believable? Shut up

>Lacey's legs

Good god almighty

based Lacey giving it up for the thigh chads

>DA MAN
>LOS ANGILIS

Nobody cares, just jerk off to your pic collection like everyone else does and shut the fuck up

Lacey has really sexy legs

wouldn't mind having them around my face

Not lose your job

Crinfe as fucj

Kofi is a terrible champion generally. nig or not.

Serious question. How do you guys watch this cringe every week?

I want Lacey Evans to crush my scrotum in her palm.

Charles fucking seething.

What is a cotillion? Some sort of whore auction?

Lacey is boring. So is Becky.

that's how wh*te people pronounced it for decades.

not worth it user don't buy into the the sniff meme most grils feet just smell like lotion anyway

BRAP LIKE A LADY

I only watch when I want to shit post with Yea Forums. This trash is unwatchable otherwise

She went back to moderating her Pokemon forum.

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>Laceys armpits
Hnnnmpff!!!

huh?

I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. Crowds don’t like colored champs. I don’t care how big and scary they are. That’s not the issue

Literally nothing else on Mondays.

Bobby is based, ya simp.

Thank you Becky, for ending that shit early

I can tell you're new to /pol/

I seriously hope that Becko winning the go home show means she will lose the title on Sunday.

Literally none of that is true. That post is obscene, and I’ve never done anything to you to deserve it.

CRINGE FEST END THIS SHIT PLEASE

>Roman Reigns Live!

Ratings going over 3 million tonight lads

Tapped out already. Sorry bros I’m going to bed

Was that worth it?

Lacey need a little more meat on her

What else should I do between 1-4AM?

Pretend she is Liv Morgan, shiv her. Eat her organs.

>more Shane shit
please no

is that what it is? should i be worried? i don't like (((doctors)))

>[insert name] LIVE!

I feel like this shit is the only thing lower than contract signings on the "why the fuck should I care" totem pole.

Found out I got cancer this weekend lads!

If you say so, kiddo.

then post some more pics of her so I can jerk before I get started on Becky

NEW THREAD

wut?

i only drink if the sun is shining you CHUD

Based gimmick

Shut up whitey. Mark Henry run as champ drew dimes.

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Shane Mcman is literally ruining this fucking show. I don't care if it's good heel work, he actually makes me not watch when he's on.

Cheers.

>implying based bobo or based truth wouldn't draw dimes

gb2 /pol/ you faggot

>WWE does literally give you cancer

I fucking knew it.

Basey Evans gonna run this mick out of the company.

...

THE VIKING EXPERIENCE IS BACK

yeah, sure.

Anyone else catch the plate of cocaine.

is corbin the babyface or seth?

stay strong!

So is the crowd going to stop booing you now?

Sorry to hear that, bro. Hopefully you get to make a couple movies before it goes back to remission, y'all.

New

>everything I don’t like is /pol/
this meme is getting really old

Nah man, you won't trick me into giving you cheers with your fake illness. Vince fooled me with Roman once, I won't fall for it again.

That post is disgusting, nothing you say can defend the post you’ve made accusing me of masturbating to a wrestler! And in response to your prior post, it’s ridiculous that you’d say I “jerk off to my pic collection" when that’s a 100% false lie,

Is Kevin here?

this is a decent gimmick. let’s spam it I’m the next thread

>her gimmick is she's a cosplayer

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>tfw no autistic rondetty gf