How would you book him?
How would you book him?
Asher Peterson
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Evan Smith
taking over cringe interview segments like the way he cucked the young turks
Samuel Perry
Shills an AEW/WWE working together conspiracy backstage to anyone who will listen.
Eventually manages a stable of like 3 guys who think they are redpilled in every segment they are involved in
Nicholas Lopez
Managing R Truth.
Ian Jones
>ALEX DO YOU REALLY THINK- DO YOU REALLY THINK...
>THAT BECKY LYNCH IS OUT THERE HAVING LATE TERM ABORTIONS?
>YOU THINK THAT SHITS REAL?
>YOU THINK THAT SHITS REAL?
>WHO WOULD DO THAT? THATS THE CRAZIEST SHIT EVER
Evan Morales
Job to his wife and lose his kids
job to the media and apologise for his claims about sandy hook
Henry Nguyen
make him go off script at the end of every show
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Christian Cruz
who is this guy? bill hicks?
Parker Lee
Alex Jones would have made a killing in WWE. It really needs a rough and ready Texan and more Southerners. There's AJ Styles but he's been gentrified.
Jonathan Morgan
Exactly
Blake Campbell
Program with Shane. Goes over at mania
Hunter Williams
Does this guy really beat it to trannies?
Owen Rivera
The same way they did the end of Owen Hart’s career
Andrew Ortiz
maybe, seems like he fits in here
Isaiah Brooks
POTUS
Cameron Murphy
Have him go over the "sandy hook victims' parents" clean then sue them for defamation of character
Henry Collins
he drops his current politicuck gimmick and goes back to being an anti-establishment chad so he can deliver GOAT promos like this again
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Matthew Hall
Promos about wwe conspiracies. Maybe not the Sullivan/Benoit one or other risky ones obviously. But stupid ones at first like Hogan's WrestleMania 9 black eye.
Also repeats what's predicted by Metzler on TV and says how it's a conspiracy against him to never win a title
Aiden Mitchell
Seriously? He's a niche figure and generally despised so I guess he'd be doing a heel cameo. Hook him up with someone you want heat on, do a series of vignettes, blow it off by humiliating Jones. But I don't think it would be worth the bad press for associating with the guy.
Leo Collins
>Otto Von Ruthless
>Ice Dagger
>Fang McFrost
>Chilli McFreeze
Any one of these would be perfect for Alex Jones.
Tyler Roberts
He would have been a megastar in Memphis
David Hernandez
>gentrified
Turned gay by vidya
Nicholas Wood
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based promo skills
Dominic Lee
Alex appears to be a heel at first but the longer you listen to him the more you are convinced that he's really a face.
Christian Richardson
Holy fuck! Put the strap on this guy right now, Vince! Pedomod BTFO!
William Hughes
He's a babyface like Eugene, based retard
Anthony Baker
bsed
Julian Perez
he's in the news
Zachary Carter
Live auto-erotic asphyxiation leads to his in-ring death
Robert Cook
Remember when he got outed as a literal cuck whose wife was an actual whore? And now he's been exposed as a nonce too? The state of the ''''alt-right''''