If I was beautiful and talented and a woman, I’d march into Vince’s office and demand he’d let me do the fart gimmick. I would go all in. I’d shoot Brap into the mic in all my promos or interviews, I’d shoot Brap on my opponents, incorporate braps into my finishers, post videos of me brapping on social media, I’d make Vince love me and be the longest reigning female champion in history. Why do none of the women in WWE swallow their pride and do this!?!
If I was beautiful and talented and a woman...
Cooper Foster
Oliver Smith
sorry to break it to you user, but i don't really think women take that much pride in their farts
Logan White
Based and Brappilled BrapCHAD. Imagine Lacey taking pride in her protein farts.
Charles Gonzalez
> I’ve Never talked to a girl
Nigger, I’ve been around women my whole life (friends, sister, cousins) they love their farts. They talk more about farts than guys do
Jaxson Gray
You need help
Oliver Barnes
Absolutely Based and Brappilled BrapCHAD
Alexander Long
what kind of nasty ass women do you hang out with?
Nolan Hall
i don’t think the fart gimmick would ever get over. natties fart gimmick was a laughing stock
Cameron Young
Cause it was obvious fake farts and she didn’t commit to it. Also she’s a shitter
Bentley Butler
Built for black dick
Thomas Nguyen
you would have to be pretty damn commited to a dumb gimmick to teach yourself how to fart on command
Brody Walker
BASED AND BRAPPILLED BRAPCHAD
Benjamin Howard
Reminder
Paige said she can fart on command sometimes on upupdowndown
Ryder Carter
Fart gimmick GM when?
Joseph Gonzalez
This. If I were xia, i’d march right into his office, tell him I have an idea for a gimmick and when he ask what it is, i’d let an earth shattering brap out that’s so wet, i’d also shit my trunks. What will he do fire me?
Matthew Reed
Vince loves toilet humor, if a girl came to him with a brap gimmick hed push it to the moon
William Hall
I would drop AEW and NJPW for a legit WWE Brap Queen
James Campbell
*brown
Go away nigger
Joseph Wright
Brapp
Nathaniel Moore
>IT'S SO YOU!
Angel Rodriguez
based
Benjamin Morris
sexy
Isaac Edwards
>I’d shoot Brap into the mic in all my promos or interviews, I’d shoot Brap on my opponents, incorporate braps into my finishers, post videos of me brapping on social media
But why? It makes no sense.
Isaac Sanders
This. Hell, if Dana Brooke requested a fart gimmick, you can bet Dana would get real TV time every single week.
Jaxson Foster
You're not funny.
Sebastian Ward
why would she want to be humiliated on tv every week?
Jordan Gonzalez
Braapp
Parker Kelly
Brappp
Dylan Morris
Brap
Hudson Lopez
but what would you do with the brap gimmick, other than being le girl who farts
Jaxson Lee
Brapt