Rock = Rich cocky asshole but was so charming and charismatic you would still root for him when he bragged about having...

>Rock = Rich cocky asshole but was so charming and charismatic you would still root for him when he bragged about having an $800 shirt. He was the guy you hoped to become.
>Austin = Beer drinking, blue collar anti-establishment working man who didn't care about what you thought of him and did what he wanted. Appealed to everyone.
>Cena = Superhero character perfectly placed for a post-9/11 world where everyone needed a hero. Did his job perfectly.
What kind of superstar gimmick would appeal to everyone today in a post-truth world? Is it even possible?

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Go back to plebbit fag.

Someone entertaining and funny

>9/11 is to blame for Super Cena ruining 10 years of wrestling

>g-go back to plebbit.
Did he confuse you with those big scary words, little buddy?

TJP had the most modern gimmick of a video game nerd

Yikes

Velveteen

Appeals to the SJW fags, the anti-smarks, and weebs with JoJo theme shit

An LGBTQIA+ anti-Trump liberal environmental activist from California gimmick

Unirronically a black culture zoomer

>hardworking
>business owner
Yeah, it’s Sneed for me.

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Someone who supports community values and advocates the abolition of the federal government.

We all know Moxley and Omega are the 2nd coming.

Stop it dude

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I really want a deadpan babyface who pointedly doesnt give a shit about whats going on around him and stomps the shit out of people for no reason. Kinda like Owens was in NXT i guess.

That Street Profits guy is it

Gimme radical leftist Daniel Bryan baby face. Dimes.

>What kind of superstar gimmick would appeal to everyone today in a post-truth world? Is it even possible?

Probably not. We don't deserve a hero. We need a heel.

We need this for both heels and babyfaces. Drop the virtue signalling, meta horseshit. Every gimmick needs to ultimately be fighting to win. Babyfaces do it cleanly, respectfully, and to achieve a dream or for the fun of the competition or to feed their families or some shit. Heels do it dirty, even when the don't have to, disrespectfully, especially when they don't have to, and do it to enrich themselves, to feed their own massive egos, or just to ruin things for others because causing misery and ruin is the most fun they can have without having to delete their browser history afterwards.

>We need a heel.

Yes, someone who works matches as if he were trying to win a fight, doesn't do flashy stuff to outshine his opponent, fights dirty at every opportunity, and pointedly doesn't give a fuck about audience opinions. Kind of like Sean Avery, but as a wrestler. And when the SJW bean brethren make up some reason he is "Problematic" to virtue signal over, he needs to not apologize, show no sympy, and the nutless promoters have to back him.

That will get EVERYONE good and pissed at him, setting the stage for a babyface to get over.

Get a load of zoomer OP thinking Cena's push wasn't directly correlated to wantons of people dropping out of wrestling fandom.