Why didn't they choose big dimes Ron instead of Kofi??

Because the 24/7 title is more prestigious than the WWE title at this point. Imagine Kofi being half as entertaining as Truth in those segments (pro tip: you cant) It's better to let him continue to sink that dead title and leave Truth alone to build up the important title.

so what.. they just gave the title to a man who throws pancakes at people

He's the type of black that makes white liberals uncomfortable because he might pull out a Newport and say some shit they don't want to hear

The fucking thread is why Kofi over Truth tho.

So let's give it to rasta jamaican turned unicorn man instead then