Reddit Cassidy

Based but only if you're watching him in GCW.

Based retard

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>missing the joke
Cope harder, e-drones

wish someone who wasn't a comedy wrestler would steal this look desu

My biggest issue is that I can't find any videos of where Orange Cassidy actually wrestles or does the crazy lucha shit that people say he does when his opponent no sells his comedy acts.

Based

I love how just because (maybe because I don’t know) reddit says something Yea Forums has to be contrarian but based Orange doesn’t give a shit he is the best pro wrestler right now

>"joke"

He's like the dick guy. It might raise a smile once, but once you've seen it, you've seen it.

>Expecting a Redditor to carry anyone
You're not ready to have the book, user.

I like that he doesn't try to force the gimmick on whoever he's in the ring with. He still sells their moves when they land them, which helps me buy into his gimmick of "would rather not be here, don't care to wrestle", rather than no-selling shit and having to believe that he's some magician who's not harmed by normal wrestling moves.

Unironically the match he has with Bryan Alvarez.

Orange Cassidy hits you HARD if you don't sell his comedy act. Saw Cassidy in an indie show the motherfucker embarrassed a wrestler who didn't sell with his technical skills that tried to act up on him. Shit was funny

>I like that he doesn't try to force the gimmick on whoever he's in the ring with.
That's exactly what he does though.

No he doesn't. He does the fake soft move shit, the other guy looks at him like "what the fuck are you doing" and swings at him, Cassidy either sells it or ducks it.

Cassidy's never stood there and actually no-sold a worked strike or move that landed.

>Cassidy's never stood there and actually no-sold a worked strike or move that landed.
That's not what I'm talking about; I'm talking about the people he works with have to pretend to be retarded in order for him to do his comedy shit.

The hands in pockets kip up spot is really fucking based and honestly really impressive

Pretending to be retarded is like 90% of what you have to do as a wrestler

The reason I don't seek out Cassidy matches are that I really don't enjoy comedy wrestlers whose comedy comes entirely at the expense of the match and their opponent. The best in-ring comedians (think Buddy Rose or John Tatum) were great at making themselves the butt of the joke while still being effective and dangerous wrestlers. Cassidy's brand of comedy is completely selfish and relies on his opponent to essentially stand still and look like a doof while he works through all his bits. An in ring comedian who can work in comedy while not damaging the structural integrity of a match is a special thing, but he's a guy who writes 100% of the jokes for himself while his opponents have to act like a perplexed high school principal whose car got filled with inflated balloons by those damn seniors AGAIN.

clinge

Fucking mark

Looks like the type of guys whos girl would leave to come home with me. Does this guy even fucking lift lol???!

Hi Orange.

>comedy wrestlers in general
If your act is more ridiculous and farfetched than Santino and Eugene it's time to stop

Santino is more ridiculous than Orange Cassidy

His best traditional match is probably vs David Starr

Cassidy works through his comedy bits in the first min or so, but then Starr punishes him hard for it and busts his nose and Cassidy has to more or less fight to survive

youtube.com/watch?v=VcL4a4ohS-g&t=835s