CM PUNK to AEW CONFIRMED - F4W

Per Meltzer Punk is going to AEW this fall. Per Bryan Alvarez and Keller he will have a Brock Lesnar shooter/real deal type gimmick due to his UFC experience. Garret Gonzales says no one on their roster has a chance realistically. Based desu.

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>Per Meltzer
>he will have a Brock Lesnar shooter/real deal type gimmick due to his UFC experience.
At least try and make believable bait you piece of trash

>due to his UFC experience

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I bet fucking jungleboy could whip his ass

Nyla Rose can do it too

Youve lost your touch fakenews user
Another good gimmick ruined

His wikipedia stats say 169 so he's in Punk's weight class. Book it Dana!

The least you could've done was have a greentext quote. Put in the effort.

>His

his gimmick is he plays dead until the opponent thinks he actually is.

Have Phil come out wearing a Jiu Jitsu Gi with all of the colored belts at once

>user is one person

gb2r nao plz

>P-plans change

Phil will come out with his 3rd place medal and a spider man band-aid on his nose.

Then have other guys mock him and constantly shoot double leg takedowns on him, then have the ref stand him up. Comedy shooter gimmick would at least be original.

>AEW on TNT
>second week on tv
>Omega vs Punk for Number 1 contender
>Omega comes out dressed like Yu Yu Hakusho shooting imaginary lasers at the audience while alienating 70% of the audience with that horrible theme
>CM Punk comes out to the ring with a boxing style robe and a bunch of corner men
>shoot style boring wrestling with Punk as a fake tough guy trying to touch gloves when the bell rings

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This is too low effort. You could have done something good with this concept but now it's burned by this low effort shit bait.

>this concept

God you're new

>he will have a Brock Lesnar shooter/real deal type gimmick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's hope he doesn't bump his noggin and sue Tony for 6 billion shekels

Marko Stunt would beat him to a ding-dong diddly pulp

You could at least TRY to make your fake newz plausible