7 foot tall and just too cool, NO we're not talking about Big Cass. I mean why would we, he got fired ages ago? No.... We're talking about Big Kevin Nash. The Icon of WCW, Diesel.
Join us here at Aspculture, as we go down the list of the top ten GREATEST Kevin Nash moments of all time....
TIL The Rock avoided Kevin Nash like the plauge for years after he was BTFO backstage
Dwaynetty saw Big Kev in a restaurant and was afraid to approach him! to be fair though, I would be also of a 6'10 310lb juggernaut. Then again I wouldn't have disrespected a legendary veteran of the business. But still it really says a lot about the man behind The Crock persona.
Rock going off script and Nash sticking to the script isn't that amazing. Nash as the marginalized heel who Brian Gewirtz didn't go out of his way to write promos for isn't that amazing. Promos designed to make Rock look so good that Brian Gewirtz now works for his Production company isn't that amazing.
Would've been funny to see Rock's reaction though if Nash did go off script and started shooting on Rock about gyno bitch tits surgery lol. Probably would've been as flustered as when Cena shot on him about writing his promos on his hands.
Sting: I really expected more from you. You remember? Wolfpac [does the 2 sweet sign]. What happened?
>Kevin Nash: So you expected more from me? Let me tell you about me. You know what I did? When Kurt didn't want you in the Mafia, I told him you were alright. When you talked about respect and dignity, I was with you man. I don't know about the rest of these guys but I believed in that. And time and time again when these jackals wanted to cut you off at the knees, I said don't do it.
Don West: Kevin is a good man.
>Kevin Nash: But when Kurt said Morgan should take you out I said it's a pretty damn good idea.
Sting: Why? Why Kevin, Why tell me why?
>Kevin Nash: LOOK AROUND! IT AIN'T WORKING MAN! Your plan ain't working, his (Kurt Angle) is! He's got the belt. You know what? The honour and dignity thing.....IT'S BULLSHIT!...IT'S BULLSHIT!! I believe in God we trust, I know yours is up there, mine is too. But it's also on top of a hundred dollar bill. THIS IS ABOUT MONEY! THIS IS ABOUT MONEY! We took Jenna's money and we bought this son of bitch because we couldn't beat him. You can make friends or you can make money, but you can't make both in this business. I'd love to stand next to you right now but I'd be damned if I'm fighting these son of a bitches. This is a fairytale that we tell our kids at night when we tuck them in bed.
Sting: Fairytales Kevin? you mean like when you talk to your own son Tristen. Your son Kevin, you told me yourself Kevin, you wanted him to learn by your example. You wanted him to know what honour, and dignity and respect were all about and he was gonna learn by your example. You know what? I'm not buying this. That isn't the real Kevin that I know. I'm not talking about the one on this platform in front of all these people, I'm not talking about OZ, I'm not talking about BIG D, I'm not talking about BIG SEXY, I'm talking about Kevin Nash! Kevin Nash!! THE HEART OF KEVIN NASH!!!
Even Big Kevin Nash is still human, as shown by him tapping out to the sinister Sycho Sid. This moment helped Nash showcase his more vulnerable side, a side which he usually chooses to conceal for whatever reason.
Now, you might have thought this one would be higher on our list. But come on, it would have been too obvious. Nash is synonymous with torn quads by now. It would've been redundant to place this moment higher.
Ask anybody: What do you think of when you hear the words "torn quad" and I'll bet you they'll say Kevin Nash.
No, we're not referring to Scott Hall, Kevin Nash's long time partner in crime. We're instead talking about his iconic clash with his son, in a hardcore Call-The-Cops match.
This match even drew mainstream viewers, as the finish of the match was even talked about in the evening news.
If you weren't convinced that Nash was hip with the kids. This is next entry is sure to convince you.
In 2019 Kevin Nash went on a twitter MARATHON, campaigning on behalf of progressive causes. Nash made some amazing tweets in which he defended abortion of all things and shut down chauvinistic male dominant bullies! He's still posting and showing no signs of stopping the good fight.
"OH EM GEE, KEVIN NASH WTF, I THOUGH HE WAS DEAD LOL??"
was the legendary quote said by CM Punk to Kevin Nash, utterly burying poor Kev. However, no one would deny that the line was entertaining as hell. And come on, no way Kevin was ACTUALLY insulted by the line I mean, he's a great actor... speaking of....
Thought Big Kev was just limited to the squared circle? Well think again. In the movie The Manor Kevin Nash gives an Oscar worthy performance as Reverend Thomas.
Who would've thought that Kevin Nash could also succeed in the music business? We sure didn't. But Big Kev proved us wrong once again with his collaboration album with Anonymous called "ENTER DWIGHT"
A deeply personal song, talking about his history and struggles inside and outside the wrestling ring. Is there no limit to the talents of BIG DADDY COOL?
I guess there was a limit after all. That limit was reached when Dwayne The Rock Johnson destroyed Kevin Nash verbally by reducing Big Daddy Cool to BIG DADDY BITCH. This burial promo also gave birth to the wrestling phrase KWAB aka Kek what a bitch...
Kevin Nash KWAB.... This was a diss one would not recover from. And speaking of recovery...
1992 STEAMING SUMMER BACK ALLEY BRAWL, EBONY AND IVORY HANDICAP MATCH.
You knew it was gonna be number one. The moment that would define Kevin Nash's career. Forced into a brutal one of six handicap match against a sort Nation of Domination formed by local talent. BIG DADDY BITCH KEVIN NASH was buried into oblivion by six large African American gentlemen. BRUTAL.
So Im going to autistically bump this for you instead of bumping AAA threads. This was some good shit user. I appreciate the time you put into this. Now we wait for wolfcucks latest spergout. Its been a rough week for that nigger.
Wolfcucks traditional post BTFO "Kevin Nash with women" sperg out thread is probably imminent. Taking bets on it lasting Under/Over 9.2 hours
James Torres
Wolfetty currently melting
Wyatt Barnes
It's been going on all day now, that and he is unintentionally projecting with his constant "COPE"! Reactions every time too. All the more hilarious desu
Remember our thread called "Raping"? WE'RE DOING ANOTHER THREAD CALLED "RAPING".
With four unique front covers depicting Vinny Vegas, Oz, Diesel, and Kevin Nash, this issue is all about the tragic tale of that fateful night in 1992. In it, you have pieces such as an anonymous interview with 4 of the aggressors, an article on "The history of the Quad Tear", and "How WCW Should've Booked The Vinny Vegas Rape Angle", written by this handsome bastard.