I'm a WWE wrestler. Gimme hints in the quickly way to get fired but not in a self-damaging way

I'm a WWE wrestler. Gimme hints in the quickly way to get fired but not in a self-damaging way

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Let Hunter prep you but dont fuck Steph

Start shooting on live tv.

Just fake a concussion.

are you rational?

Haven't said anything in the last three weeks

Get someone you trust to accuse you of rape and then after you get let go, have them recant.

That’s literally what happened to Enzo, but it wasn’t planned obviously. It didn’t even go to court (she recanted, said she made it up) and he is free to work anywhere he wants.

Post ya chin faggot

You can't have both things

Sneeze in front of Vince.

Grab a microphone and start shooting.

He was set up by triple gaitch

Stop showering, refrain from lifting weights, avoid obtaining clues.

Why did you sign a mark contract in the first place? Just do your time dumbass

Also try to lose height.

just ride out y our contract ya simp

Openly watch Vinny Ru's The Brand in-front of Vinny Mac.

Take an adderrall

This. Throw out your lifts and Robert Downey Jr. wrestling boots.

>that broken English
You should have never left Japan KUSHIDA

There is always abusing the wellness policy. 3 strikes.

Do signature moves from AEW and NJPW wrestlers on some poor guy until they are forced to pan away from you.

But that's Seth Rollins' gimmick

>modern WWE
>being a stinky out of shape neckbeard won't make you a World Champion and a get you a multi-year deal worth millions

Kill yourself

Bring a shoot Brap gimmick in and start actually farting during your scenes

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Live sex celebration with me, Mercedes.

false. look at kevins owen as univeral champ

>being this new

Shit your pants on live TV

Openly critique the Saudi Government and you will be AEW bound in short order. You will also get mainstream press.

Who’s the braphog chasing the braplet?

>implying Vince wouldnt just book a shit your pants on live tv gimmick

THIS

"Finna" before a promo should do it, Then you can cover it by crying about creative freedom.

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That won't get you fired

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Not a chance. You'd just get put in eternal house show purgatory and never get on TV.

That dude looks like his the doorman of a restaurant that wants to believe he is actually a bouncer.

Beat up your gf, and later reveal it was just a big misunderstanding. Worked for Rich Swann.

piss off vince by sneezing near him a lot

Grab Carmella by the arm

miss dates

why does he have aspburgers on his knuckles

Oh okay this one is really smart. Even Sami tries to keep his charity shit non-political so he doesn’t get into a lot of hot water. Start by just liking news tweets about Saudi crimes, then articles about WWE taking blood money. Move onto making veiled comments about “disgusting regimes in the Middle East” and then just start shooting on how Saudi’s murder journalists and shit. Then, when all of that inevitably fails, sneeze in front of Vince and then grab his arm, pull him in, and tell him that Ted Turner was twice the man he’ll ever be

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I thought this was dead
That would be the dumdest thing someone could do.
Easy money, mark
I want my pennies
Never heard of this
Too long
I think this is it. It may take a while though

Too easy to guess

Hi EC3

>Easy money, mark
Then why you want out dumbass?

Next time you’re asked “who was your favorite wrestler/idol/biggest inspiration growing up” say Chris Benoit also always wear and Enzo Amore shirt back stage.

BASED

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It means Alternative SPorts Bretcuck

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Are you currently in a tag team? If so spam superkicks and name yourselves the bung yucks

>Tweet out clips from 9/11 Smackdown show
>Focus on fake tough guys like Vince and JBL talking tough about getting revenge on the bastards who did this

Reply "Mission Accomplished: making Saudi sit through a WWE shows is the ultimate revenge"

Tweet lgbt flag and write that you support their choice.

Make Some Pizza Bitch

Tell Vince that you would make a much better son in law than Hunter.

This.
Smoke weed in public or get arrested in states were its not legal but the punishment is weak.
Smoking weed is ok for most people.
Don't put heat from the public or the boys on you.

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kwab
pedomod btfo

Shut up Manny, you already won the fake battle royal on Isisland

that's what he meant dipshit

based

wear aew shirts everywhere you go

You could just quit if you're not trying to stay in wrestling.

All of the “get arrested lol” posts and especially the OP themself make me sick. Have a little honor and finish out your contract ya fuggin mark