Why do you watch Raw and SmackDown every week when you could watch 205 instead?

>watching a bunch of nip monkeys
umm sweetie that animal abuse

Based Gulak bro. I only watch it for Gulak and Oney. Maybe Chad Gable can win me over too, let's see how they use him

You just posted two gifs featuring the abuser.

BASED aren't I?

205 has brawling, technical, submission, and hardcore matches in addition to high-flying matches, ya pinhead. It has a ton of variety.

Looks like a bunch of kids flipping around a McDonald's play place

WHY, just WHY, won't they use Gran Metalik as a singles guy? WHY!? WHO DID HE EVER PISSED OFF

I don't believe that this man could have hurt a monkey.

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I never bothered assuming it was gonna get cancelled not long after it started.

There's probably a joke you're trying to make with Apollo and Swann in the background but I'm too tired to figure it out.

Is that the fat luchador from the trio luchadore team?

No, I'm serious. Does that look like the smile of a man who could ever hurt a monkey?

i think so. Is he that fat now?

Kino answer: he can't speak English and looks like a fat, out-of-shape 50-year-old when he's only 30
Real answer: he botched twice in his first match and killed his own career

Don't bother nobody on this board knows about the Dragon Gate monkey abuse.

>look at me i know some insider news that's been regurgitated a million times and somewhere along the way the truth got distorted so I only know half the truth but im still smarter than everyone else because i literally know about a monkey abuse scandal of an outlaw promotion that 7 people watch yay me

>but im still smarter than everyone else
How do you know? You must be quite smart yourself but not at my level obviously.

get exposed bitch!

I, myself, am a rational stoner, so I know for a fact that your puny, atrophied, pedestrian brain is no match for my superior intellect and katana-sharp wit.

the powerpoint gimmick was fucking kino. if he used that in an indie promotion he would likely be one of the hottest acts in non WWE wrestling now

Based Drew getting over with the Microsoft interns.

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main roster and 205 live both suck in their own unique ways. don't be such a mark

This but unironically.

None of the wrestlers there look cool/unique

Cruiserchads rise up.

Rise up, stand on a chair and maybe then we'll be able to see you.

If they send Cedric and Murphy back I will

205 is the only show I watch and I'm 6'2".

Sorry, that was a typo I meant to say 5'2".

Is that you, Dimples Humberto?

Ya seethin', little boy? Only insecure manlets are sizequeens, and that's a fact, jack.

He did.
Not with a powerpoint, but his No Fly Zone is basically his No Hardcore gimmick from his time in CZW

>literaly just manlets doing flippy shit

call me when they hire back Enzo

I'm not a new wrestling fan who's easily excited by flippy shit

>Story of Flipper the Dolphin told as a deeply homosexual interpretive dance performance.

>THE FANS ARE TUNING OUT AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO
>WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR, WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR
>NOW THE ROSTER'S CANNED AND THE CRUISERWEIGHTS ARE THROUGH
>WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR, WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR
>UNDER TRIPLE H (GAYTCH) VIEWS ARE DECREASING
>WITHOUT ENZO (ZO) WE'LL STOP BELIEVING
>TV'S OFF, AND NOW THE STANDS ARE EMPTY TOO
>WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR, WE'RE FIVE FOOT FOUR
*guitar riff*

desu Gulak carried Enzo during his time there