>*Drops you on your head*
>"FUCK. GOD FORBID YOU DO SOME WORK TO KEEP MY FROM DROPPING YOU, user. WHAT? YOU CAN'T KEEP GOING NOW CAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS BLEEDING? UGH, ANOTHER ONE OF MY MATCHES RUINED! WHY IS EVERYONE THEY PUT ME IN THE RING WITH SO SLOPPY THESE DAYS!? I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE ON TWITTER TONIGHT, TELL EVERYONE YOU FUCKED UP."
*Drops you on your head*
Watch it back. Taker’s grip was fine. Goldberg’s loosened.
Okay Carder
Unrelated but I met him a couple of weeks back and I almost called him Undercarder.
I met him yesterday and did call him Undercarder and he broke down in tears so I crotch chop and superkicked him
damn nigga ya almost got pure struck there
I met him and asked for a photo, he frowned the entire time. Told him "God forbid you fucking smile in a photo." I could tell he was angry and as he bent down to stand up, I grabbed his head and farted on it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I want so badly to meet him, goddamn it I want to hug him.
does someone have a gif or webm of undertakers face after the goldberg match
it legit made me LOL irl
fuck you faggot that nigga is 9000 different types of cringe, he needs to be put down old yeller style because otherwise him and the carnies will perpetuate his meme until he dies in the ring while fleecing you sheep
Ya seething goldberg
>DADDY PWEASE WRESTLE AGAIN PWEASE ONE MORE MATCH *hits head rapidly* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that kid looks like he's made of cookie dough
And autism
even when I was 11 or 12, I had more definition than that.
My wife's son
>fuck you faggot that nigga is 9000 different types of cringe, he needs to be put down old yeller style because otherwise him and the carnies will perpetuate his meme until he dies in the ring while fleecing you sheep
That's the most retarded thing I've ever read in my life.
You must be new here
mmmmmmmmmmmm
*hits you with a purestone pilestriker*
fuck your wojacks son you know deep down that Undercarder is a shitter masqueraded as some epic legend. He could only do good promos when PB was with him, he was lucky enough to have Foley use him as a crash test dummy, but he is busted and sucks, the only reason the Goldberg / Taker match was good was the shoot brutality of the botches, if you like that shit go watch MMA like Carder did.
Anyone who thinks Undertaker broke character to show he was dissatisfied with a match that could've been much worse is a mark.
He made that face to work marks into a shoot. They don't like kayfabe so they don't understand it when a wrestler has a character.
That's the most accurate thing I've read on Yea Forums in my entire life
hibikajibika-JESUS HE FUCKIN CRUSHED HIS HEAD
>purestone pilestriker
This shit gets me everytime
kek
I can't tell if that's in slowmo because Undercarder literally moves like that normally. No one from WCW should ever work with Carder, he literally tries to kill/bury them all.
How does that kid come out of Chadberg?
Bill is a clumsy dork masquerading as a tough guy
cringe
this. you can see goldberg's hands come all the way off of taker's back
Even talking in front of 3,000 Christian pastors who don't watch wrestling a couple months ago, he complained to them about WCW hurting his feelings.
yeah but now you're an unfuckable slob
so what happened?
your wojack looks like a hitmonlee
...
You can see Goldberg release his hold once Taker's knees hit the ground.