Be Shane McMahon

>Be Shane McMahon
>Paul joins your father's company with a shitty gimmick and jobs humiliatingly to The Ultimate Warrior. He's just another independent contractor who will work for you one day
>Paul befriends main eventers and rises up the card
>He starts sitting in on creative meetings with your father. They get along well since Paul is sycophant beyond compare.
>Then he starts fucking your hot sister
>He pipes her so good she gets addicted and marries him. He becomes a main eventer
>Daddy is very fond of him, it's like he's the son Daddy wanted you to be
>politicks himself into title reign after title reign while you wreck your body doing high spots to pop the fans. Daddy might love Paul, but you know the fans love you more. They hate Paul.
>You decide to show daddy your vision for the business by pitching the idea of reviving ECW as a super indie online show before streaming was even a thing
>Daddy laughs you out of the company
>Paul rips off your idea a few years later and calls it NXT. The fans now love Paul more than they ever loved you and Daddy thinks Paul can run a fed
>panic and rush back to Daddy's company but there's no backstage role for you so you do some more high spots and heal up on his dime.
>crash helicopter. Still alive, suffering continues
>Still no backstage role in the company that was your birthright. Strictly an onscreen talent.
>You are now the independent contractor, and have go away heat with the fans, while Paul is running NXT and everyone thinks he should run the company after daddy dies. One day, you will work for him.
No human has ever cucked another quite to the extent that Paul has cucked Shane

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Shane could get a backstage role if he wanted. He clearly doesn't.

Nice fanfic

tdlr

Everything there is true

Come to think of it, Shane is a more interesting in-ring wrestler than HHH ever was.

>but there's no backstage role for you
I thought Shane is in charge of SD, and HHH and Steph are in charge of NXT and Raw

most everything there is true but there's some educated guessing and some straight conjecture
it relies on the idea that shane wants/wanted to run the company, also forgetting that he left to china to do some failed business there
there's nothing that shows vince thinks haitch is the son he wanted shane to be but vince does have a weird bodybuilder fetish so it makes sense he'd want one piping his daughter as much as he'd want his son to be a bodybuilder
in other words ya seethe bitch lmfaoooooo

>wrote an essay
and im the one seething lmao seethe more bitch!

>is so much of a manlet four sentences makes him feel inadequate
many such cases. sad!