Fuck marry kill befriend

Right answer

Fuck Brie
Marry Nikki
Befriend and Fuck Nia
Kill Slag

kill Snax

all the other 3 are interchangeable

>Marry Nia Jax (Fat bitches know how to cook)
>Fuck Paige (She knows how to make a nigga NUT)
>Befriend Brie (She seems like a good mother and can be go BRIE MODE at the club while Bryan "The Cuck" Danielson watches Birdie)
>Kill Nikki (Bitchy attitude, Even based Cena dumped her ass)

fpbp

Marry Nia
i want to wake up every day in a bed freshly fumigated by her massive morning farts
Fuck Brie
nice mommy milkers
Befriend Paige
seems like a great laugh to be around, party and do blow with
kill Nikki
too cunty to be wife or friend. chin too ugly to fuck

this is a good answer

Behead all four.

>Brie nice mommy milkers
You mean melted pancakes those are gone and her A-cups are sagging

Touch none
Fuck and marry Alicia Atout

kill nia
fuck paige
befriend nikki
Dig up Chyna and marry her

Fuck Paige
Marry Nikki
Kill Nia
Befriend the twin with the saggy milkers

FUCK PAIGE
MARRY BRIE
KILL NIKKI
BEFRIEND NIA

Probably marry Paige because she's probably the only one there I'd share any interest with and none of them make enough money for that to be an overriding factor. Also gives me a chance to pull the Captain Save-a-Ho routine.
I'd befriend Brie and hope maybe she gets drunk enough to talk her into some sloppy sex
I'd hatefuck Nikki since she atleast has a decent body.
Kill Nia because she brings literally nothing to the table I care about. Even the notion of being fat making her a good cook does nothing for me since I'm already a fat fuck that enjoys cooking.

There's 4 girls so there has to be 4 options yah simp

Machine gun and PRRRRRRRAP

kill Nia
roughly use Paige like the dirty whore she is
marry Nikki
befriend Brie and chill out with her and Bryan

pretty comfy fantasy desu

fuck paige
marry brie
befriend nikki
kill nia

Pffffffff might fuck Paige, and kill the rest

>people not marrying Nia
she will give you tall sons with samoan blood. they are sure to get into the wrestling biz

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fuck brie because shes not hideous
marry paige so continue the white race
befriend nikki because nia is worse
kill nia because shes dumb and gross

You're still alive?

clarification needed on the fuck option. do you only get to hit once, or do you get to smash all the time? that would greatly impact my decision making.

smash once

Fuck Brie
Marry Nia
Kill Nikki
Befriend Paige

>Probably marry Paige because she's probably the only one there I'd share any interest with
So you too like to guzzle cum?

>Marry Nia
OH NO NO NO NO

She seems sweet and a good cuddler. I can't imagine where your head would have to be to marry a dumspter fire like Paige or a brain dead skank like the Bellas

Nia is braindead and fat

Nia is a morbidly obese cunt and looks like a dude

Befriend Nia so she agrees to smother Paige to death with her ass while I'm fucking her as I strangle Nikki and mommy Brie breastfeeds our baby in the next room.

why wouldnt he be?

Ignore them all because I'm a 2D chad.

based marry Paige befriend Brie fuck Nikki kill Nia masterrace. swapping Paige & Nikki is also acceptable but not preferred

>fuck Paige

Enjoy your aids.