He's fucking cringe and I hate him

Literally who

You dont actually like his matches
asp has just forcefed you to think that.

Purest baby face? Why does he get 2 rematches against Cole after losing his title? And clean in the second match? He also acts like a smarmy dick most of the time. Whoever writes for him fundamentally misunderstands him. You’re full of shit.

you're getting worked retard

>As if old school stomping the ground for impact was any better
It was.

Lolilololo

>farts
>thigh slaps

Umm no sweetie, Yea Forums memes about Carder but I still like that decrepit nazi boomer.

I'll give you infinity chances to explain why stomping the mat is better than a thigh slap, you fucking m*rk

I always thought Ciampa was the better of the two desu. Especially character-wise.

You're cringe and hate yourself

>>every match he's in is based and draws my dimes
Overwrought spot monkey matches with cartoon facial expressions are gay.

Stomping the mat infinitely makes more sense because you're planting your feet down as you bring your momentum forward swinging to punch someone, whereas with thigh slaps, what is the correlation to laws of physic when chopping, headbutting, superkicking and elbowing someone?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BOOMER RESTART

For me it's visually: a stomp LOOKS tougher than a thigh slap. Like you're really trying to punch your opponent's face off so maybe stomping really fucking hard will give your punches more momentum. And the visual of slapping your fucking thigh while throwing a shitty looking punch is just the gayest shit ever. And I know the stomp and the thigh-slap are about the sounds they produce and a slapping sound is of course more realistic than the sound a stomp makes, but I just fucking HATE the visual of a thigh-slap and it's much, MUCH more kayfabe-killing than a stomp.

You're a dumbass mark being worked both by other smarks and this board.

Seething 20 IQ brainlet getting BTFO

Addendum: Instead of slapping their thighs they should maybe try slapping their chest because at least then their hands would still be in a boxing position and it would look infinitely less gay than slapping their thigh. I'm more tolerable of them slapping their thigh when it comes to round kicks though because when you throw a round kick your hands naturally move to help swing the kick so your hand slapping your thigh is more believable for a kick than a punch.

>tfw you give out what you think are well-reasoned responses to an interdasting argument and no one replies

>catching him in mid-thigh slap
don't know why but I hate him even more now

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because OP that asked got eternally BTFO by well reasoning and does not have a comeback to defend his semen slurping shitty thigh slaps

I like Gargano, he obviously a great wrestler but I don't like those forced "instant classic" matches. Moves like Cole's Panama whatsitsname should end matches 100%. Finisher kickouts should be reserved for Mania main event tier matches, not NXT cruiserweights.

You are drawing no (you)s, but gotta tell ya, ya sold me

He is just to small and just an ok promo.
He is great at telling a story in the ring.
So he will be doomed if he goes to the main card.

Jonhny Reddit

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>NXT
>dimes

Let me know when he makes it to the big leagues.

Some wrestlers on punches will slap their arm, ribs, or chest on punches for the noise. If you're talking visually, then a stomp, especially back in the day, was super hokey and motherfuckers used both their feet to stomp. Still to this day I see hokey ass stomps on strikes, on top of the fact nothing to me screams 'this is fake' more than the sound of a ring when a dude gets hit. Also, fuck Johnny for thigh slapping on chops, actually killing the business.

oof