THE IMPACT GAMETHREAD IS OFFICIALLY OPEN AND I WANNA FUCK FAT WOMEN

Based Sammi working the fags of Yea Forums into blinding fits of rage

How many hours till it starts? Also stream available?

>Canandian company
>has thot character in Scarlett
>doesn't have her open a tame clipstore on Canadian based clip company ManyVids for promotion

They're so fucking stupid

people who work for the company and get frequent bookings don't seem to have a problem with how they're getting paid

I don't understand a fucking thing you typed

Then you're not going to make it here with the wolves

Fucking based Father James Mitchell still making a paycheck as a manager in 2019.

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BIG FAT GOTH MILKIES

Is that the same Jessica Havok who used to be thin and have a mohawk?

was jessica havok ever thin?

Havok used to be thinner but usually wore corsets to hide her chub. As for mohawks you are probably thinking of Christina Von Eerie who looks sort of like her.

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god this 2008 scene girl shit makes me rock hard

She'd be hot without those awful tattoos

feels good being an IMPACTchad

OH FUCK FORGOT THIS IS ON.
Started 30 minutes ago here in the UK.
Bollocks.

Opening youtu.be/11BkXoonvLw

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bumpin before this gets 404'd

almost time

we live

I miss Allie

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is time

Good

>I miss Allie
Same. RIP bunny

>we live
good

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Allie, I think she's cute as fuck... but Impact has Scarlett Bordeaux and "girl on fire" Kiera Hogan... my penis is content with Impact right now.

>my penis is content with Impact right now.
Good

Too pure.
:(

you're really gonna reply to every single post here aint you?

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Sorry

lmao do what you want

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We know

i'm torn
on one hand rvd and sabu have been doing surprisingly decent on impact
but on the other hand i feel like they're overusing them
i hope we're done with them after slammiversary

Anyone know they're taping after this place? Not really a fan of this arena t b h

likely the same place they're doing slammiversary, whatever that place looks like

That ring looks smaller than usual.

Is Impact still doing the same WWE-lite shit or is it different now

Based Moose

no problem

Based North

Havok and Portia Perez with Cristina Von Eeerie in the background
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elaborate

No melissa

Never mind

Technical difficulties of course

Tech troubles cute.

i really wish they'd stick to one kind of intermission, being so unconsistent is not a good look, especially if almost none of them work

>Technical difficulties of course
Nice as always

I just looked it up, its another ballroom but seems to look a little more classy. Apparently fits 2,500 - 3,000 people according to google. Should be pree lit

Thick

so they finally went for a big venue thank god

RIP girl.

Wtf she's huge

Yes she is.

goddamn mitchell is amazing

Audio Troubles lol. Poor Melissa

these intermissions are such a mess lmao

Agreed

Goat Manager

Poo time

>callis wrestled gama singh
well that's a curious piece of trivia

Based Poo.

>poo jobbies win
That was unexpected

Big Mike

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always pleased to see some heel on heel banter from time to time

Now we can't even hear Don

>Now we can't even hear Don
That sucks

i'd screw dixie, ngl

They should to a tv taping from Manhattan Center again instead of this place.

>90% of these people is now in wwe doing absolutely nothing

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damn still not breaking 5000 spectators on twitch, it usually does +1000/2000 more by now

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Sad. Oh well.

and as i write that about 900 people joined
thats weird

God Damn Melissa

Grow A chin

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I hope they aren't really gonna make sami job to tessa D:

*winks in your path*

Kiera FINALLY has a new theme

>keira hogan finally has a gimmick
thank christ

>*winks in your path*
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>thank christ
About time

pretty good match

and we're back at almost 7000
i wonder why so many people didn't show up the first hour

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Agreed. Heel Kiera > babyface

>sandman vs killer kross
holy shit

RIP tech guy

>callis beating up the audio guy
ok that was worth the technical issues

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lol sandman wrestling in 2019, at least it was short.

Based

thats the kinda kino that makes me love this show

rascalz BTFO

my boy laredo kid out of nowhere, and did he just rob dez ?

Same

8000 people one second and 7300 the other
does twitch have counting problems? i also saw it happen on another unrelated stream

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ah that is cute

twitter.com/luchablog/status/1139737607322005504?s=19

>ah that is cute
This

yeet

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>a fucking chrome tab in the middle of the match
never change impact

and still better than pursuit

yeah, sadly
eventually they'll get better tv hopefully

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man, i havent checked pwg in what feels like forever
guess i have an occasion to do so now

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>eventually they'll get better tv hopefully
This please

dunno what was going on the first hour but views have been normal the second

Based Big Match Mike

Based Big Mike.

well show's over folks
first hour was meh, second hour was REALLY good
think ill nap now
see ya next week

BIG MATCH MIKE

No

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next week

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Tessa vs one of the Crist jobbers
thats fun but just give me Tessa vs Sami Callihan, thats the real match.

The updated card for the show is:

* Impact World Championship Match: Brian Cage vs. Michael Elgin
* Impact X Division Championship Match: Rich Swann vs. Johnny Impact
* IMPACT Tag Team Championship Match: LAX vs. The Rascalz
* Monster’s Ball Fatal Four-Way Impact Knockouts Championship Match: Taya Valkyrie vs. Su Yung vs. Rosemary vs. Havok
* Moose vs. Rob Van Dam

411mania.com/wrestling/updated-impact-slammiversary-card-5/

Based Padre.

How is this company still up and running?

Duct tape and false promises

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I want to get into this but Josh Matthews and Don Callis are WWE bad.

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Based Slantz becoming OwlChads

This. Based

yeah bro

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Based. Big hospital mike

Are you stupid? Based Don's commentary and his chemistry with Josh is 35% the reason I tune into Impact every week.

That was a fun ep. RVD/Sabu vs North was allright, Jordynne vs Madison was a spirited bout and Madison took a nasty bump slipping on the apron that made me rewind a few times, thankfully she seems ok. Big Mike and Willie Mack was as brutal as was expected and they have cemented Elgin as that "fuck you" type of individualist maverick that does not politic or want friends. If Kross leaves then the playing field is open for Elgin as the alpha heel in that promotion, I just hope we get Kross vs Elgin before one of the departs.

It is good commentary but the audio issues are fairly bad at certain times. Whoever is doing the mixing of ring/audience sounds and commentary does not have their shit together, it does become difficult to hear what is being said at multiple points.

Wow so much brawler

I agree with you on that. It's especially bad on their PPVs. They really need to get their shit together in that department.

>Don's commentary
Also when the sound cuts out the Twitch chat goes nuts.
It is so fun!
Also I only recently discovered twitch,I only watch twitch for Impact,and if you say something nice about Don,he may read your comment on air.

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