WRESTLING IS FUCKING SAVED

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It's real.

here's the pity (You)

>it's real

holy fuck

Please God let it be real

cringe

Lol at the simps wanting to see Edge Phoenix back in todays wwe

An anti dimes shitter
Cringe

>its actually fucking real
Wtf OP I thought this was one of those meme fakes

Beth and Edge vs Beko and Seff soon

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oh boy, we get to see the worst spear ever again

that'll put butts in seats

You know. Good on you for fucking with me like that. Im kinda sad now. This made me excited and its a lie. Ya worked me good user touche

Go back anonetty

>We are in the last year or 2 where edge could have a decent run if cleared
It hurts

Believe me if I could go back to 2008 and 2009 I would. Yea Forums was never good but there were less faggots like you here in 08/09

>spear

Good thing you reminded me that even if Edge doesn't come back we're at least getting Goldberg vs. Reigns

The future is very bright

i wish this was real so this Canadian would break his neck and die in the ring

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
twitter.com/wwe/status/1124255711578472448

It honestly sickens me that no one has had the balls to assassinate this moron.

HE'S FAT

I was about to say BASED but then I remember I was there too and I witnessed based spread as another newfag meme drilled into me by force

I almost sold out there

I smell the stench of a website with an MLB drawing of Randy Orton from you

Go ahead then.

bait post, don't believe this troll

cringe

Based posting happened in the past 3/5 years. Way to out yourself.

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it's a work guys, ric flair confirmed it

Do it, spic.

I hope this never happens because that means that the slag can come back too.

Holy fucking cringe

Wrong link retard
twitter.com/wwe/status/990469845484367872

It's amazing you put the effort in samefag this enough to make the thread move at the speed it would if this was real, since slow speed is what makes fakes so obvious before even clicking, but never bothered to think WWE wouldn't announce this so late. Ah well. Maybe one day someone will do a believable fake.

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BASED

Cring and not based

lol worked

>So I was sitting backstage respecting the heck out of women and I heard you out here boring the fans...
Can't wait

Kek

...out myself as someone who's been here longer than that? Uh,okay then.

Initial "B & RP, C, BM ZM" buzzword use was estimated at 200,000
Its more than likely under 100,000
Source is in spanish though, so translated TL;DR
The (original) report says:
"The Good Friday's Yea Forums episode was a massive success, achieving a 3.2 poster count with a total of 5.4 million posts".
We contacted Nielsen IBOPE to get the real numbers, and they're really different:
"based cringe and reddit, on Good Friday, drew a 1.37 poster count, meaning they drew 772 140 posts."
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reddit, Facebook, Twitter and Lil B BTFO

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Vince must be desperate. I thought he was like a stiff wind away from his neck being completely destroyed.

He's fucking 45

cringe yet basedpilled

>His new gimmick will be "Edge Phoenix"
>Beth is his manager
>He wears shirts with cuckolding and femdom texts on them
>She always wears a necklace with a key on it
>Every time someone beats him (which is all the time) Beth goes back with his opponent and leaves him crying in the ring.
Will it be DIMES?

Why would anybody want to see a women's tag match?

crinfe and not based

Here we go again with the "geriatric boomer" reddit shit

Most wrestlers don't retire before 45, you idiot

>vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
Crinfe, but made me laugh

PLEASE HAVE SEX

Edge is an egregious Indyriffic shitty who has literally never had a good match that was t just falling off ladders, and the reason I quit watching WWE

wow more fucking gay long ass promos that will bail WWE out when they’re getting reemed on social media about their match quality, I’m sure randy orton but with a running hug for a finisher will solve all their problems lmao

That’s actually fucking dimes and I say that as a lifelong weeb wrestling snob, that’s the shit WWE wants on their mainevent, not comedy cruiserweights

Thank you based Israel

Wtf you're not mentally ill UK vocaroo Chad. Cringe.

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Wow it's true! Edge confirms!

I smell DDP Yoga and a TRT cycle

Jesus, retired life must not be sitting well with ol' Edge. He looked fine when he retired and stopped by to give Cena a pep talk, now he looks like a corpse.

Beth must really be doing a number on him.

Edge retiring was one of the very few times I legitimately marked out. I was so happy that I never had to see that shitter wrestle and cut another boring promo again

Made me laugh irl

He looks so frail now though, dude would die after one simple back bump

who is the king of me

Even if he miraculously got cleared, he wouldn't come back because he's not a mark

Would he debut as Mr. Pheonix or the Rated-PG Superstar?

Anyone notice how Daniel Bryan's face got longer and his nose got thinner when he returned to the ring? I don't mean from being beaten up, I mean actual facial structure

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It’s a clone or he has HIV

>Not Damon Striker
But, does WWE have an Edge clone who's leathery and buff like the potential Bryan clone?

If Edge came back, Vince would make him feel completely irrelevant in less than 2 months with his garbage booking.

part of the reason his spear didn't look as good as when goldberg and roman do it is because he had recurring neck injuries for a good chunk of his career and legit did not want to put as much impact into it as those guys do for fear of basically misawa'ing himself in the ring

honestly he should have stopped doing it and switched to another finisher--he had used a ddt variant and a submission that was kinda like a sharpshooter variant at certain points in his career, but neither stuck around for whatever reason

Edges sharpshooter looked based
Edgecution was his finisher for a while and then they dropped it for the spear like retards

>WWE is bringing in another old fart because they severely lack star power

ahahahahahah

Fake and gay

Fuck you I'm seething bitch.

Just fucking cope my guy

the original ratings killer

the night after he cashed in the first mitb and won his first world title they did the first 5.0 they had done in years (this was when raw was doing like 4.3 or so on average). tho admittedly they didn't stay that high for long, especially after they did an about face and put the belt back on cena like a month later

Another fake shitpost.

Mint

Hopefully they can resist the urge to do something with Matt and put him with someone young.

We know we're getting old, we don't need Helmsley, Taker and Michaels rubbing it in all the time.

>WRESTLING IS FUCKING SAVED
you mean more fucked?

Based and mintpilled