SO I WAS LOOKIN' INTO SOVIET HISTORY THE OTHER DAY AFTER A COUPLE STEVEWEISERS >WHAT A SHOT OF WHISKEY >WHAT TWO MARGARITAS >WHAT AND A BLOODY MARY >WHAT I SAW THIS THING CALLED THE HOLODOMOR >WHAT NOW SOMETHIN' ABOUT THIS DON'T MAKE SENSE >WHAT >SO I SAY TO MYSELF >WHAT >STEVE >WHAT >12 MILLION UKRAINIANS STARVED TO DEATH? >WHAT IN A MAN-MADE FAMINE? >WHAT HOW ABOUT THE NATURAL DROUGHT THAT WIPED OUT TWENTY PERCENT OF THE HARVEST? >WHAT RUDIMENTARY AGRICULTURAL TECHNIQUES THAT RUINED THE SOIL >WHAT NATURAL DISASTERS THAT DISRUPTED CROP GROWTH >WHAT AND THEM RED SONS OF BITCHES STARTED RELIEF AND RATIONING EFFORTS RIGHT AWAY BUT THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH GRUB FOR EVERYONE >WHAT NOW WHY WOULD STALIN - HELL OF A WORKER, GOOD LOOKIN KID >WHAT PURPOSEFULLY MURDER MILLIONS OF HIS OWN WORK FORCE, INCLUDIN' MILLIONS OF NON-UKRANIAN CITIZENS? >WHAT USE YOUR NOGGIN >WHAT YOUR NOODLE >WHAT YOUR DOME >WHAT ISN'T IT MORE LIKELY >WHAT THAT AFTERSHOCK FROM LENINIST AGRICULTURE OF THE NEW ECONOMIC POLICY >WHAT AND NATURAL FAMINE >WHAT KILLED THEM UKRAINIANS >WHAT INSTEAD OF A PURPOSEFUL GENOCIDE THAT WOULD WIPE OUT NEEDED LABOR IN A DEVELOPING STATE >WHAT REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SIDE WITH LABOR >WHAT AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIINE
thousands of german soldiers were raped at gunpoint in the frigid winter of '42
William Clark
seething so hard he can't even type properly. sad!
Michael King
HELL YEAH
holy seethe
Luke Hernandez
the entire joke is that austin is a right-wing redneck that would never say leftist shit, Austin spouting conservative talking points isn't a joke because he actually believes that
I know autists don't understand parody but c'mon
Michael Nelson
Shareblue is really circling the drain
Dylan Nelson
Moro soviet soldiers died during that time though
Gavin Moore
Best workrate on Yea Forums tbqh familia
Isaac Johnson
Except it isn't funny. Leftist Austin is funny.
Ryan King
This. What's funny about a southern redneck saying 3 year old /pol/ shit. Austin being left is funny because it's absurd and wouldn't happen
Benjamin Roberts
Austin is a left leaning centrist
Sebastian Robinson
Doesn't matter. The character seems like a right-leaning redneck who appeals to those crowds which is what the shitpost is about
Jason Fisher
>loves guns >left leaning Every "left leaning" cuck screeches like a little girl at the thought of guns. Just because he is fine with fags marrying doesn't mean shit
Jonathan Thompson
BASES
Tyler Hill
>Every "left leaning" cuck screeches like a little girl at the thought of guns. And every rightist retard screeches at the thought of the earth being more than 6,000 years old.
Joshua Edwards
No, you're thinking of the lefties, who are in the middle of the left spectrum. You got your centrists, no one likes those guys. Austin is left leaning, which puts him in with 50% of population as one standard deviation away from the center. Murican voting standards is that 50% of population lies between moderate right and moderate left, with all sorts of different views on different issues. It's a bell curve.
This leaves 25-25 to the more extremes. The gun grabbing lefties, aka the giant hippie pussies who are too scared to call themselves commies/tankies. These would be about 20%, with the far left tankies being around 5%.
David Wilson
>"Hey man we based leftists totally love science" >"In 2007, Watson said, "I turned against the left wing because they don't like genetics, because genetics implies that sometimes in life we fail because we have bad genes. They want all failure in life to be due to the evil system." >Watson has repeatedly asserted that differences in average measured IQ between blacks and whites are due to genetics. >en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Watson >"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
Mason Campbell
>lol it's funny because i stole an old /wwe/ meme and i made it liberal like me lol xd xd xd Kill yourself
Andrew Nelson
>we based rightists want to secure a future for our race >climate change? Fuck science, it's just a jewish hoax to get me to pay taxes! I don't want to lose my shekels! But I'm not the jew! My kid's grandchildren can die for all I care as long as I get to hold onto my precious shekels!
James Barnes
>le ebin strawman That's great and all user but you pretty much proved his point. Science is infalliable to liberals except when it dares to refute liberal ideology.
Ryan Phillips
>le ebin strawman Can you not extrapolate the greater point? The retard was engaging in strawmen the entire time since he first posted. So I engaged in similar retarded reductionism to demonstrate why this shit is flawed. Saying "the left unanimously think this" or "the right ubiquitously do that" is equally stupid
Xavier Allen
Hyperbole is fairly retarded but to go back to his original point I don't think I know any left-leaning person that is in favor of owning guns. No doubt they are out there but they are pretty rare.
Jaxon Cook
That’s not true.
A lot of American leftists believe that gun ownership is a less effective means of political power than mass mobilization, yet they would rather live with rampant gun ownership than grant an already rogue federal government expanded powers to regulate guns.
Hudson Sanchez
>I don't think I know any left-leaning person that is in favor of owning guns They exist believe me. A lot of them actually, but many of them are also in favor of tighter gun laws (which i'm not sure I necessarily agree with), which is more accurately aligned with leftist ideology, but being left doesn't automatically preclude you from owning guns. "Left" is such an easy blanket term to throw around too. It includes too many philosophies to just dumb it down to one simple position
>It includes too many philosophies to just dumb it down to one simple position No it doesn't.
Adam Reed
Can someone post other Austin pasta like derailing the thread and holocaust one.
Lincoln Brooks
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS >WHAT?! WASHINGTON TIMES >WHAT?! NEW YORK TIMES >WHAT?! NEW YORK POST >WHAT?! USA TODAY >WHAT?! HUFFINGTON POST >WHAT?! AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE >WHAT?! THE SAME STORY >WHAT?! EVERYWHERE YA CHECK >WHAT?! THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION >WHAT?! AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE >WHAT?! SIX MILLION >WHAT?! I SAID SIX MILLION >WHAT?! SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT >WHAT?! THE LOGISTICS >WHAT?! THE DEATHTOLL PER DAY >WHAT?! THE TIME TO CREMATE THOSE BODIES >WHAT?! IT DON'T ADD UP >WHAT?! IT GOT THE OL' NOGGIN' JOGGIN >WHAT?! THE ALMONDS ACTIVATIN' >WHAT?! THE PISTACHIOS PERCALATIN' >WHAT?! SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY >WHAT?! STEVE >WHAT?! I SAID STEVE >WHAT?! HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL >WHAT?! AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE >WHAT?! A FIB >WHAT?! AND A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL >WHAT?! SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE >WHAT?! MOSSAD >WHAT?! NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU >WHAT?! WITH YOUR BIG NOSES >WHAT?! AND YOU'RE BEADY LITTLE EYES >WHAT?! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT >WHAT?! 'CAUSE I'M STOP A MUDHOLE >WHAT?! AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER >WHAT?! TWO STUNNER >WHAT?! THREE STUNNER >WHAT?! AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS >WHAT?! THAT THE HOLOCAUST, IS A HOLOHOAX >WHAT?! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
