>has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - not going well
>sub 1000 followers
>sub 10 likes a tweet
>literally incapable of drawing a dime
>has to desperately samefag an anonymous board for attention
>has accounts on every wrestling forum and reddit
>neet
>lolcow
>lives with his parents at 50
>lives in newcastle the asshole of england
>supports newcastle united the only team that comes close to being as big as joke as he is
>morbidly obese
>manlet who overcompensates by projecting a height obsession
>too scared to show his face in public
>NEVER off the internet
>no time for weights
>no time for showers
>no time for sex
>no time to get a clue
>mentally ill
>has devoted his entire life to white-knighting kevin nash online
>has hundreds of pictures of kevin nash saved to his computer - pretends to be straight
>unironically refers to another man as big sexy constantly
>ironically nash himself would be disgusted by another man lusting after him so hard
>mentally trapped in 1997
>parents cry themselves to sleep at night listening to him screaming at his """internet enemies"""
>gets worked into seething shoots by anons daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by twitter messages daily
>gets worked into seething shoots by wrestling forum posts daily
>pretends to be tony soprano when asked to meet up for a fight by another geordie
>tries to adopt Yea Forums language in a see-through fashion - will respond with Worked or Rent Free when btfo by anons
>desperate for metlzer’s attention - he’ll never get it
>does all his """research""" for FREE
>spends his life only discussing man-drama
>unironically thinks of himself as a heat magnet to avoid facing the fact he is a laughing stock
>thinks he btfo's anons by getting laughed at
>relentlessly samefags calling himself wolfchad and wolfgod in order to pretend he has a fanbase
>unable to reflect on his life choices
Has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - not going well
>yfw the gay interracial cuckold rape fantasists spend more time shilling Nash than Wolfcuck does
>talking about yourself in third person
Rent free
KWAB
KWAB
KWAB
Deadie Cuckerrero was forcibly emasculated in the summer of 89.
Hi Wolfbong
>samefags a thread on Yea Forums 76 times.
the ‘not going well’ part I always thought was a bit much and kinda unwieldy for the greentext format. And trying to ‘create an internet presence’ alone is cringe on its own
Go to the dentist.
>not mentioning him trying to start a twitter argumeny with meltzer ON CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY
yizzikes
does anyone have his posts from the hairloss forum?
That line is the one that drives him apeshit. Look at any of his Wolfchad """""""memes""""""" and there will always be a reference to how great and over he is online.
>inb4 the traditional
>e e.. e-eveyone's wolfchad!
Posts.
she's a coalburner
Rent free
Wolfchad wins again
Has wolfie ever blocked anyone of you guys on twitter
HE SAID IT HE SAID IT
I tweeted at him with only the numbers 92, got blocked almost instantly.
3x
If you've ever tweeted him, ever, you're probably blocked. Or, if you've ever tweeted Kevin Nash, not even memes just disagreeing with him, he'll block you for that too.
I've never tweeted him, not once, but I have tweeted Nash and I'm blocked. That's weaponised autism.