He's definitely showing up now

Kek.

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There are people who still want Punk to return to wrestling
>5 years older and less athletic,when he wasn't even a great worker in his prime
>after he got his ass beat in embarrassing fashion twice
>couldn't hang with the legends
>tanked ratings
>bitch and man when things doesn't go his way
>is an absolute cunt irl by all accounts
>is miserable to be around
>is miserable himself
Explain why cucks

His only crutch is his ego.

Because I want the clip of the CM Punk porn parody I'm going to produce to get more hits due to him being even just part-time agan

He was fun in wwe

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> cm punk fans

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Yeah, just like every other time he told someone he wouldnt be at a wrestling thing on twitter

Sounds like a perfect foundation for a heel gimmick to me.

I like him

At least he got out before he got so bad that it was embarrassing. He'd be like Mmmm if he came back now. He has nothing left to offer wrestling.

He didn't tank ratings, ratings were bad before him and after him. He got a lot of people back into wrestling actually, but I think the ratings were still bad then either way.

Because he's a star faggot. It's the same reason why people somehow still want Carder and Oldberg wrestling.

It literally like bump ratings for one week after his pipe bomb, but went back to decreasing and again in his 2012 reign

imagine thinking CM Punk is a star to anyone but obese neckbeards

>5 years older and less athletic,when he wasn't even a great worker in his prime
are you a flippy workratefag? if yes then I hope you seriously consider the rope

>after he got his ass beat in embarrassing fashion twice
it's pretend fighting, not a real sport idiot, nobody cares

>couldn't hang with the legends
he humiliated the Rock

>tanked ratings
John Cena tanked them before

>bitch and man when things doesn't go his way
everyone confirmed WWE is a shit place to work faggot

>is an absolute cunt irl by all accounts
nobody cares

>is miserable to be around
you can't confirm retard

>is miserable himself
you can't confirm retard

I'm sure Triple H burying him ASAP in a shitty storyline involving Kevin Nash has nothing to do with him not taking off.

Watch him own an agreeable dancing gimmick, then bitterly weep

BASED. user fucking obliterated.

There it is, the CM Punk cuck in 2019.

and those are the reasons I want him to come back

Him finally admitting that without Wrestling he is nothing would be great

Hi mr Mendez

"I still love pro wrestling, I just hate WWE!"
*crowd collectively cums in their pants*

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You admitting you would be nothing without wrestling would be suicide inducing. Pls livestream, fatty

Hey Phil, do something with your life

>he wasn't even a great worker in his prime
His two 5 star matches beg to differ.

Fuck you, I'm training for a paraplegic tournament
>tfw silver medal

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Mmmmm, wouldn't want to mess with those 5 star ratings.

Look at all these (You)s I got. I finally made it Yea Forums

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Based rascal

I hate this crazy cult fan narrative the cm punk’s wwe run was consequential. It wasn’t. He didn’t get a lot of people back into wrestling. He just went viral with a smark promo like a shitter.

Who the fuck are these people following/retweeting him? He doesn't do or say anything interesting and it's been that way for like 6 years now. It's like following some random asshole you met in the street and acting like you give a shit what they say

I guess you could say he was the CULT of personality

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Based Gaytch with the foresight doing what's best for business. Look at him, he packed his bag, took his ball and went home.

CUNT, Carlos, you cretin

Unless you work for a tv network that has to be involved with Wrestling, we can agree it’s pretty fucking lame to follow any of these simps on social media right?

have another

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>was made ECW champion of the brand he was wrestling under
>was made World Heavyweight Champion for Smackdown brand
>was made WWE Champion and 1B to Cena as company main guy
>longest WWE champion in forever
>sold millions of merch
>still never satisfied
Just like smarks never truly satisfied and knowing what they want.

It was fun to watch him.

Imagine seething this hard

only his first fight was truly embarassing

He's still an asshole, but I do feel bad for him in a way. His fans have to be some of the absolute worst in the business.

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He got tickled in his second fight.

his second one was worse. he got raped three rounds and Jackson looked like he went on a light jog while he looked like a corpse

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Hi Punk!

Sup phil