Seriously, this sin't the real card is it?

topkek

unironically hire back russo now
he could figure out how to make this worth watching

I actually think AEW's Fyter Fest, which is a house show and will be broadcast for free online, will have a stronger card than this actual PPV-caliber show. What were they thinking? AEW will probably draw a bigger crowd, too. If you look at ticket sales.

Made me smile

NXT TakeOvers have stronger cards than this.

worst part is that they do every match 3 or 4 times in a programme, it doesn't make any sense at all

Hey let's have some stupid pointless matches for Super Showdown. Okay let's have dirty finishes so we can have pointless rematches on the next ppv. That'll get more subscribers.

i haven't watched raw/sd in over 2 years, how in the christ is corbin and ziggler fighting for titles? has WWE really not developed any other people into potential stars?

The only relevant match and only to see Bagley lose

Can you imagine actually watching a Kofi Kingston / Dolph Ziggler cage match for the world title in the year of our lord 2019?

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i don't get it

They don't know how to develop fucking anyone. That's why they have to get geriactics to grind their necks into even finer sawdust on the main card to draw.

>geriatrics
SquaredCircle

I have no ideas what the hell you are trying to imply, but I can tell you somehow believe Reddit invented the word geriatric.

... wat?

Its Capitol Punishment all over again

It would be the same shitty talent in the same shitty matches but instead an exciting finish every finish would be a run in disqualification

Nothing watchable here. First PPV I will skip entirely in a while.

kek

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NXT TakeOvers regularly have stronger cards than most PPVs

You know exactly what I mean.

that'll probably be the best match of the night. which says a lot about how pathetically, horrendously awful the rest of the card is

I haven't watched in a while. But who the fuck are the following
>Lacey Evens
>Baron Corbin
>Tony Nese

And where the fuck are
>Finn Balor
>AJ Styles
>Randy Orton
And I'm sure I heard Daniel Bryan was back.

This is ABYSMAL remember great American bash 2004, everyone said it was the worst pvp ever and there could never be a worse one, and then there was those ECW ppvs that we’re even worse? November to dismember or something?

This is worse than that. This is worse than 1996. Who is even the audience for this. This is the worst WWE has ever been, and they have access to some of the best talent in the world.

I despise everyone on that card. Vince wants WWE to die.

>Mike Bennett
>Brian Kendrick
What the fuck these two are still hired

Wait, 205 rosters is just 10 wrestlers?

t. old men lover

this.
I honestly love Roman, man makes people mad just by being on tv. But he's starting to piss me off, bros. I wanted him on smackdown only, to be in cool feuds there. But nooo, im sad now bros.

Welcome to watching WWE during the start of Cena. It's literally a rinse/repeat with Roman but people aren't having it this time.

This is literally the worst PPV card in the history of WWE. Prove me wrong.

They weren’t having it last time either, but you still got it for ten years. WWE does not give a FUCK about what it’s fans want as long as they don’t do anything racist

Roman's probably gonna beat Drew again, even though he couldn't get a win over Shane. Or they'll do a lame DQ. Either way I'm gonna be a mad. I'm already mad. These shows suck.

It's so easy to spot the simps who regirgitate what they hear and didn't actually grow up in the era

How to fix it
1. Preshow: Corbin is attacked backstage, someone found out about his shitty Minions tattoo.

2. First Match: Roman Reigns vs Cesaro. Roman is agented to actually do moves and Cesaro is booked as a hungry motherfucker trying to take down the Golden Boy. Cesaro wins in 10-15 minutes

3. Cruiserweights, Nese vs Whoever. 7-10 minutes in total. Braun runs in, Nese goes MANLET RAGE on the fucker, they go toe to toe, with Braun being flippy big man, and Nese being strong manlet. But Braun gets the upper hand and hits the running powerbomb. He leaves the ring, Nese begins to slowly get up. Braun looks back, walks into the ring, and helps Nese up. They shake hands, feel good moment.

4. BRA AND PANTIES MATCH! PUPPIES WOOHOO! Bayley vs Bliss in a 5 minute piss break match. Who wins? The more important question is "Who cares?" There's spanking.

5. lel comedy gold 24/7 segment. About 5-8 minutes too

6. Seth Rollins vs Drew McIntyre. 15-17 minutes. Drew wins, fuck it. Pull the trigger on him and stop the 50-50 bullshit booking.

7. Lars. Our guy Lars shoots on the jews and leftists for about 20 minutes. At one point, he pulls out sheets of paper and reads right from the Unabomber's manifesto. LHP shows up to fight him, he tells them that they can do what they must, for he already won. They shake his hand because they, like pretty much everyone except neo-cons, hate the Jews too. They proceed to lynch David Bixenspan

8. Right after the lynching, Becky vs Lacey in a mud wrestling match. Lacey wins because her hatred of nastiness gives her double the stats if her opponent is dirty or a skank.

9. Kofi vs Ziggler. Kofi wins in a miracle, and defeats racism yet again. Only Brock cashes in by ripping the cage open. Brock hits a million suplexes on Kofi and Ziggler, puts both into an F5 and pins Kofi 123. Last image is Brock screaming "EAT SHIT" to the booing crowd.

Pretty simple.

awesome

THIS IS AWESOME

*clap clap clap-clap-clap*

BASED card! Looks super fun, and stacked with great superstars. Stoked to watch WWE this weekend with my friends!

I think Vince is trying to kill the WWE before he dies

Bases

kek, but also Kofi defending against whoever and then Lesnar cashing in before Paul cuts a promo about how "this kind of person" (while pointing to Lesnar), will always beat "you people" would unironically make me watch WWE again.
for at least a week, anyway

BIG BUS ROUTE SUNIL

whats this about sunil