OH NO NO NO NO NO

As an AEW Chad, I'm praying that this happens.

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Redditors would seethe eternally

Why would an AEWtist the strap taken off an anti-draw and put on a semi-draw?

As an E-Drone I am too. Kofi is shit as champion

Now that would be based

What better option is there? The only person getting a strong push on TV and PPV has been Shane McMahon and Seth Rollins, who's already champion. Shane's push has been alarmingly strong.

any moron could see Shane is winning the title by Summerslam
he hasnt lost a match in months and is the top heel

>WWE debuts on Fox with Shane as champ.
Think of the "dimes".

Sure why not, it's a midcard belt now anyway

I still don't understand why Shane McMahon is an active wrestler.

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Vince is too old so hes using his son to be himself

Because of his pure strikes.

Imagine Dana White beating Jon Jones

if this actually did happen, who would be the one to beat shane eventually? roman?

well he is on both brands constantly and alexa bliss had the longest reign with a brock workrate

Shane’s a meme wrestler at best who takes big dumb risks but punches like a fruit, wrestles like he’s in his bedroom with his body pillow and can’t say his name without sweating and turning red. plus he takes up damn near half the show with c-grade talking segments
>b-b-but at least he’s a b-based w-white
god I hate how /pol/ is drowning every Yea Forums(nel) community in an ocean of alt-right incel nazi LARPing. get summer of 92’d.

>I still don't understand why Shane McMahon is an active wrestler.

I could understand if they wanted to build a small angle to fill a spot in a huge WM card, but it should've ended there

Cena is semi-retired
Rock is semi-retired
Taker can't wrestle
Paul wants to make his appearances special
NXT isn't making new talent, just Meme Stars

>Universal Champion: Baron Corbin
>WWE Champion: Shane McMahon

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Shane is new Vince. He's going to make every face's life hell, be assisted or fall ass backwards into wins, and all heat is going to be put on him for someone to get the rub when they finally beat him and give him what's coming to him

Nobody, he beats Seth and unifies the belts and then the company folds

Shane is another self-mark just like the others McMahom's, but Paul and Steph are in a corporative way and Shane in a more cringe "wannabe wrestler" one.

>brings up race out of nowhere
leftists are fucking obsessed

Which is more based ?
Shane McMahon as WWE champion
Or
David Arquette as WCW Champion

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>What better option is there?
Imagine asking yourself this. The state of e-drones.

>yet another boring old, rich, white guy
*yawns*

most everyone here who seethes about kofi being champion has been DURH NIGGERS RUIN EVERYTHING so if you want to run with that be my first but don’t say that this place has gotten better since the /pol/cels starting trickling in because it absolutely hasn’t.

This. Thank God we got Mr. McMahon during the attitude era and doing zany shit throughout.

Nah, only poltards on Yea Forums seethes that he’s black, but he is a shit champ, shitty wrestler and shitty promos. If they(the wwe) wanted a good black champion, they would’ve picked R TRUTH

The only way to save this angle would be for Shane to win the belt, then for Bork to immediatly cash in and throw Shane around the arena for 30 minutes before pinning his lifeless body.

>Taker can't wrestle
Goldberg concussed himself like 3 times and told Taker he could continue. Taker’s only fault was not ending the match sooner due to Goldberg’s condition.

Literally no one said anything about Shane being white tho. Also, Kofi is champion literally only because he is black. All the "I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 11 YEARS AND I DESERVE IT" it's just a storyline, an excuse to crown the "first ever black wwe champion". If we talk about race, we should talk about Kofi being champion only because he is fucking black, not that Shane is white.
Kofi doesn't deserve to be champion, being black shouldn't be a reason to be world champion in 2019. He isn't as good, has the gimmick, or the look to be the face of the brand.

looking forward to this chapter on the Death of WWE bluray

seek dilation

he's been a midcard shitter for a decade that has injured a dozen guys because he sucks

based shane killing wwe so he can put his dad in a retirement community where he belongs

kofi is a fuckin goon bro

Just need someone with Booker T-levels of charisma. Shit, I'm a huge New Jack mark because he tells it like it is, albeit in a less eloquent manner.

Wrong. Even at the height of his power, even when he was at his swolest, Vince knew he was a civilian and should never belittle his own talent by taking a shot from any of them and still standing, much less kicking out of their fucking finishers. Shane is the new Triple H, mark supreme for himself.

Shane is based and the onions committing suicide would be extra worth it.praying to Allah this is true

i tuned into smackdown 15 minutes in to the show and saw shane in the ring cutting a promo , i turned the channel i dont understand why they are pushing him over their wrestlers , he looks fake as shit in the ring and is unbearable to listen too and watch

To be fair there's quite a few tards on regular Yea Forums who would tell you that women shouldn't play sports at all because sexual dimorphism exists so I see where he's coming from with the racism thing. Shit's retarded.

Thanks for telling us.