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Payback for the Purestone Piledriver?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM sawdust
Actually, it looks like goldberg momentarily passed out.
Jesus what the fuck were they thinking.
>AAAAAAAARGHHH
>IT HURTS
based take
the way the move works is that Taker has to straighten his body out, so it's Take's fault
show the piledriver
BRAAAAIINN BUUUSSSTTAAAAHHHH
professional wrestling was a mistake
how hard would you have marked if corey said that in his japanese esque accent?
honestly probably not. he could have been hurt from it but he was gassed before as soon as he left his locker room
He'd drop right on his head if he did that you retard
Goldbeg was giving him a receipt for this
based old timers trying to out-sawdust the young kids
Taker doesn't even make an attempt to jump. He's probably still a bitch about Dubya Cee Dubya and fucking sandbagged Goldberg. What a m*rk.
Undertaker fucked up his first tombstone and concussed Goldberg.
Anyone has that god awful piledriver?
Oldberg doesn't even get him all the way up.
bruh
why would he sandbag that move when the result is being dropped on his head?
It looks like a mix of a screwdriver and a muscle buster.
Taker is not going to be able to walk tomorrow, and for weeks.
These matches with old fucks are more brutal strong style than any NEVER Openweight title match
based Goldberg breaking out a new brainbuster in what’s likely his final match
always knew he was an innovator
dirty old man
Genuinely lucky he didn't die there.
i mean it wasnt so much a receipt as it was he was so concussed he couldnt get taker up all the way
Retards
holy shit
Holy fuck that's so much worse than I thought it was.
So Goldberg got, what, three fucking concussions?
Shit crop job nigger
vince does it again
Only way I would have marked out is if angry finger pointing man came out from the crowd and ordered a beheading for Corey on the spot.
the next second has goldberg landed on his head.
But yet when Taker was performing the move, Goldberg was in the right position.
Holy fucking shit. I did not notice how bad that was. He could have fucking died.
Yes, after all the impact is gone
I don't get it. I thought puroresu types enjoyed watching old men get dumped on their heads.
Thats cause the fucking retard didnt keep holding Taker
literally 1 second after this happens watch again moron
Based Goldberg testing out the new STRONGU STYLU. He's coming for Moxley in Japan.
>there is a safe way to land on the top of your head with all your body weight
sick brainbuster
Rip
It means nothing, you are not supposed to land on the head no matter what. Try to get someone to gently drop you vertically on your head.
When you get back from spinal surgery, please call me back.
go to wrestling school and learn how MARK
except for goldberg's entire body weight
Taker didnt hold on hard enough to stop him falling
>youtube.com
Yep, that's me. No-not that guy, I'm the guy getting his neck fucked right now. *sigh* Yeah, your probably wondering how I got here right now. Well, it all started in the summer of 92.
You have to remember this is the same guy who made sure his friends Kronik got a job in WWE and the buried the fuck out of them because they were WCW guys. Taker is a very dumb man.
>Taker knees hit the mat
>Goldbergs head above the mat
>Goldberg doesnt hold to Taker
>Drop on his head
Literally all Goldbergs fault, thats why everyone holds Taker so when he drops they can just "detach" and drop on their ass but Goldberg is fucking stupid
lmao bruh
see
based undercarder almost causing goldberg's spine to shoot out of his ass
MMMMMMMM have a badass weekend Goldberg
Giving these two shitters a career was an even bigger mistake.
Who the fuck is this semen demon?
What happens if the Saudis don't want to pay because they aren't happy with this match ?
Legit cringed when I saw that. Turns out it was even worse.
What the fuck is this. We are going to see someone shoot die in the ring if WWE keeps trying to bring back guys with powerhouse style like that. Ric Flair wrestled way past his prime too but he also didn't fucking try to pick anyone up for a head bump.
Justice for bret.
Hope those premium hotdogs were worth it
The idiots paid before the matches
Four. The door gave him the first one.
taker didn't let go of him anyway so even if he had hung on he still would have landed on his head. by letting go he was able to try to roll a bit.
this was a kino shot lads. the moment Undertaker realized he can't do this shit anymore otherwise he's gonna kill somebody
Goldberg could probably lift up smaller guys no problem, having him lift a fat, old shitter like Carder will result in a death at some point, though.
mmmmm gotta keep working
mmmm gotta pay alimony
mmmmm had to get that tattoo removed
someone who is disgusting and should be covered. her husband should be furious
Calm down, Muhammad.
I think he realized it quite some time ago
At the next saudi show, he is gonna murder someone and finally become a member of Hell's Angels.
Seriously, what the fuck did these old idiots think was going to happen in this match? Did they seriously think that ending was going to work? Either they're really stupid, or genuinely massively delusional.
I mean if Goldberg didnt collapse like a bitch under that reversal it would have worked
Maybe if Goldberg hadnt been concussed from the botched Tombstone he wouldnt have collapsed
We wouldn't want to mess with him then.
I want americans like you to stop shoving unclean women down my throat. It's fucking disgusting
Lets see you do a backflip with a guy over your shoulder after he dumps you square on your head.
Maybe if Goldberg didnt let go off Taker immediatly he wouldnt drop on his head
underrated post. legitimate audible kek drawn
>implying it wasn't the pure trikes that rung goldy's bell
Good thing he has the thickest neck in the game of all time
taker totally stiffed him
you've taken a few too many shoot piledrivers yourself, huh?
Fucking Kek. I love you bros
WE GOT US A SHOOTFIGHT TO THE DEATH MAIN EVENT. i give it 5 metlzcuck stars.
see
i love you too user :)
mark did nothing wrong.
>all your weight
In the grasp of Mean Mark
what did based retard discord tranny mean by this?
mmmmm marriage you dont wanna mess with that.
I can't even blame Goldberg for this match. Taker is the far experienced wrestler, he should have put together a better match with both their limits in mind.
after the botch with Roman it should be clear he cant do the reversal tombstone spot anymore
Implying they even talked before the match
mmmmm shoulda carried the deadmans bags
GOLDBERG X BITE 141
You idiots have never even watched a Undertaker match. Pathetic.
Jesus
Anyone else without Bill's neck strength would be heading for the morgue right now.
VERY lucky to be alive. God knows what state his head and spine are in right now though.
If you get paralyzed by that then your neck is pencil tier. Its fucking nothing
*Purestone Pilestriker*
shopped
That was a 90's All Japan brainbuster
>It's Another "we already decided beforehand that all part-timers are frail and need to make room for Ziggler and Ali so here's an Undertaker webm before the match is even over acting like someone died in the ring, plus let's use the term boomer because our idea of humor is to alienate labels from their actual meanings in a cringeworthy juxtaposition" Episode
This is literally what Bischoff and Brother Love said about Meltzer, you have an imaginary world that you bend the narrative to fit. You want to believe it's so obvious their match was shitty (it isn't obvious and it wasn't shitty) that you'll convince yourself the two people who actually did the work in front of thousands didn't even feel embarrassment (they didn't) but actually went in a violent rage (they didn't).
Yeah, what a fucking pencil neck geek Stone Cold was, that was nothing.
God that match was shit I really thought it would be better
Underrated and based
he wont die just get paralyzed
edrones are a whole different level of retarded
youre right, this post changed my mind, that match was awesome
Holy shit
Shades of Austin and Bret
Thanks, good job you saw the light on your own no one can really give it to you.
Borgie borkie, yowie wowie, malfunction in my Commie dogmie, saddy saddy that Saudis are happy happy because I was programmed by Meltzy Weltzy so I wiw pwetend it was baddy baddy
Why the fuck do they keep wheeling out old men to nearly kill themselves in terrible matches
mmmmm because the young guys cant draw dimmmmmes
still more than who japan
I'm glad this match happened and I'm glad they both almost died. That means these two anti-draws can finally fucking retire like the shitters they are and leave the main event spotlight for the real talent. These "legends" deserve to have a dumpster fire as their last match. Sums up their entire careers.
More broken necks? Sounds about right
The WWE still exists because of people like Undertaker
and this shit match was literally the only one the crowd was awake for. crickets all day. unironcially a sad state of affairs.
>old men busting their barely functional bodies into sawdust
kinda based actually
Don't acknowledge his post, he doesn't even believe it himself. Quite literally a faithless fool.
Then WWE should die. Maybe it's a good thing for wrestling in America, a fresh start. Not saying AEW is the solution but after a couple of decades things can get better again.
After Goldberg hit his head on the ring post/turnbuckles the match should've been stopped. He was in no condition to continue and that was obvious.
Paying tribute to shinya hashimoto based as fuck
Taker is going to keep having these matches until he gets one that he's satisfied with because he wants to go out on a high note.
This is the match that killed that Attitude Era
>>Please Vince
>>I can't take any more of this
>>My brittle bones are turning to sawdusy
>>You gotta create mew stars
>BRAIN BUSTA!!!
You are suppose to tuck your head....Bill clearly didn't.
If he couldn't do the tombstone with Rusev what made them think he could with Goldberg?
honestly a shit end to a decent match to a good ppv. They both needed to retire about 4 seconds before the end of the match.
luckily Gold Berg has big neck muscles. If he was a flippy shitter he would be crippled
>good PPV
Hey asshole, lie down on the couch with your head dangling off about a foot from the ground and drop straight on it. Tell me how good it feels and you're probably mid 20's oldest, without wrestling wear and tear on your neck.
This is the second time you've posted that "this is what Bischoff and Brother Love meant" thing verbatim.
Just DM them and ask to suck their dicks already
He did it for Bret Hart.
Borgie borkie, yowie wowie, mawfunction in my Commie dogmie, saddy saddy that Saudis are happy happy because I was pwogwammed by Meltzy Weltzy so I wiw pwetend it was baddy baddy.
didn't say great.no john cena, no big show, no women, no gimmick matches except the battle royal, not too long, no dumb af segments. Just a bunch of wrestling. And it was a big show in the middle east with a Jew losing to the Undertaker. Do you not like Sports Entertainment?
You summed it up well.
What's the reference here?
Imagine posting verbatim what Brother Love and Bischoff told you to and then trying to call somebody else programmed in an 11/10 cringefest baby post.
Again, take my dick out of your mouth and ask them nicely.
I hope Goldberg shot on him backstage and put him out of commission for good
BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAA!
GET-GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE PAL I WANNA SEE COLOR THE SAUDIS NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED
goldberg let go with his legs right when undertaker was about to drop him so Undertaker had to reset it and it came out wrong. Goldberg's fault 100% check the tape
>deadman
You didn't get it. Close but no cigar.
I'll get a headache, so what?
I've taken bigger bumps playing football or just slipping on fucking grass than that shit
sandbagged
who's this cum dump?
based as fuck
失礼な
Is undertakers new gimmick to botch all the time???
They are embarrassed lmao. Goldberg literally admitted it was bad and that he’s embarrassed about it on twitter. twitter.com
...it's a work. Goldberg getting hurt is a work. Stop believing tweets. It's twitter all WWE twitter is a work. Stop it.
>snaps necks in every saudi arabia show
remember when it looked like aiden english got dropped on his head in this exact fashion at the first arab PPV?
everoyne sperged out and made these exact threads
and then it came out that he was completely fine and Yea Forums, reddit and /wooo/ were all just worked
>idiots not knowing to tuck their heads
it took 20 yrs but bret finally got his justice served
BASED DEADMAN
deadman stumbling
I blame undercarder
lockup lockup
what cha gonna do now
keep sand baggin baggin baggin
I don't know who to blame, The Saudi Prince that wants to see the 90's and early 2000's play out over and over again; Vince for agreeing to this bullshit, The Doctors who keep clearing dudes in their mother fucking 50's to compete in this shit. or said 50 year old motherfuckers for thinking they can still hang like this.
Like we gotta stop thinking this is okay.
Taker if legit delusional. He thinks he'll be able to muster up the strength in the moment and do the piledriver fine. His wife or someone like that should really sit him down and ask him to stop doing this to himself
>when he don't hook the leg
didn't he retire two wrestlemanias ago?
Taker was literally never ever a draw. Not once.
Fuck me, never let Taker step into a ring again.
And somewhere Bret Hart chuckles softly and falls off a stage
>they actually tried to do the jackhammer
this is the greatest day in the history of our sport
they would never have him because he is a little bitch
Taker heard Bill got offered that AEW contract and was getting Saudi money to stop him from going.
Yes that is correct Mr.Undertaker. Drop the jew named Goldberg on his head and we will funnel you the money. I will also give you an extra million if the covetous jew is paralyzed.
NEW JAPAN!
NEW JAPAN!
NEW JAPAN!
NEW JAPAN!
based brainlet no selling gravity
18 & DG+
New corporate heel character Mr. Hussien Oildrum
This man is based
I can legit hear this conversation.
um sweetie the late 90's and early 00's where the only time wrestling was good so can't blame him
S
No wonder Vince didnt want this fuck in a ring again, to think he bitched and cried to get another payday only for him to nearly kill Goldberg
Vince working oyu into believing he didnt want Taker to literally kill wcw
Cole saying he isn't sure how many more moments Undertaker has left so fans should soak it all up was kino.
Imagine Bruno Sammartino headlining a WWF show in 1998, thats the current state of WWE
It's the current state of society. Nothing which existed in the 90s is better today. WWE should be praised for admitting it
Sweet, GOATberg gearing up for his G1 win
based
Stone Cold didn't wrestle on a ring covered in memory foam from the My Pillow Guy. It wasn't invented yet.
You're a man of impeccable taste and standards.
>because of people like Undertaker
Marks? I agree
This match was hilarious and sad at the same time. I was laughing my ass off in the last minutes.
>tucking your head on a tombstone
Do you want to get Bob Holly'd?
at this point i wish fans would chant "please retire!" at him
>What's Mark Callaway doing in the AEWZone!?
Ahh figured from the other thread that the same fat idiot posting the Brother Love / Meltzer spam was also doing the Reddit-tier baby talk posts.
Both Goldberg and Taker knew it was trash and were embarrassed, edrone. Goldberg even tweeted about it.
Crinfe
Based company man, Mark Callaway, making sure that Goldberg can't work for the competition... permanently...
I love how it's always THA MELTZ who seems to be living in these guy's heads absolutely rent free. What is it about our autistic journalist that seems to drive these people insane?
>bret
Huh
In Japan they call the moves as they are in English but with the Japanese accent. So for example Stan Hansen used the lariat, so ofcourse when the Japs call it on commentary they go "LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO" hence why the user who said "BRAINBUSTAAAAAAA" got a kek
HOW WILL AEW RECOVER?!
You realize more than one person can post something, right? How does posting it mean I made it?
why are these two even wrestling?
fuck off already Vince
i fucking love you guys
*POST FOREVER*
clap clap clapclapclap
Being dropped on your neck is a million times better than being dropped on your head
>why are these two even wrestling?
>fuck off already non-SJW wrestling fanbase, and stay fucked off 30 million fans pushed away by SJWry
Have sex
That's what they want, Saudis are special.
Goldberg concussed himself on the ringpost, then look see him unhooking his legs right before undertaker was about to drop to his knees. Then he faints in the middle of the Jackhammer.
Taker can still go but Bill is old AND a botcher.
he concussed himself before he even walked out doing his retarded head smash backstage. they had doctors checking him in gorilla before he walked out. he was all out of whack from the second the bell rang. its amazing no other injuries occurred.
This gimmick is based
Reminder that Nasu is a Miztard
Imagine a Carder vs Nashetty match for Saudi next year. Watching it with Yea Forums would be so much fun
>And then Aiden is quietly moved to commentary
It really makes you think.
Honestly considering just how much money this dudes have + their tendency to spent milions left and right on stupid shit this theory isn't really that far fetched.
Fuck Taker, fuck Vince and especially fuck reddit for siding with this old bastard
Talkin' out of your ass hey ?
You clearly don't know what you're talkin' about. Refrain from doing that again please.
>this thread
worked by based Take, IT'S A WORK ya simpolas.
Yeah sure, just a work. It's entirely a coincidence that Aiden English moved to commentary after the incident and Vince just happened to receive a huge amount of cash so he could pay Jewberg a lot to not make a fuzz about it. I think there may be some real backstage heat because Aiden English had to suck it for being a low mid-card but Goldberg is an icon so he could call Taker on his bullshit
>Hey asshole, lie down on the couch with your head dangling off about a foot from the ground and drop straight on it. Tell me how good it feels and you're probably mid 20's oldest, without wrestling wear and tear on your neck.
The ring is SOFT, RETARD!
God I wish
The video shows goldberg holding till his head hits. Looks like taker just didnt have the strength to hold him tight on the bump. Goldberg looked gassed just walking to the ring, just like on sdl. They both made mistakes and shouldnt have been wrestling.
Sad that they both will be remembered for this now. Just go out on top.
He knocked himself out at the turnbuckle.
Also carder isn't able to hold body tension anymore.
Both of them need a guy to carry them but I think Taker is done.
The WWE machine will definitely side with Taker and the smarks fucking love the dead cock. Also admitting Taker had the blame would mean admitting something went wrong with Aiden English and the smarks are still in denial about it.
Really cant fault Goldberg for accepting, they seriously dumped a mountain of cash that no one could turn down in his lap, plus while hes the worse wrestler of the 2 he should be in much better shape since he stays mostly retired
They both fuked up everything but worst was what it did to Goldberg's image, the fact that he was concussed and stumbling around the ring made it look like Taker just whupped his ass, Taker no sold 2 spears, Goldberg couldn't hit the Jackhammer, then Taker finkshed him with a fuking chokeslam. Then the icing on the cake is Goldberg's tweet, which if taken in kayfabe is the equivalent of a boxer saying ' Hey, I only did bad in the match because I got knocked the fuk out, I want a rematch'. Just terrible all around and you could see the look on Taker's face as he knew it was fuk awful even for his current standard. But everyone made their money and WWE sucks ass anyways now so whatever.
>Jesus what the fuck were they thinking.
Saudi money perhaps.
>Sad that they both will be remembered for this now. Just go out on top.
>1992
If he still does that he's a tard
this match
>goldberg's spine to shoot out of his ass
>kino
Fuck off Yea Forums
Undertaker is the man who retired Goldberg. Think about that.
Precisely
I hope you'll have to take a bump on a ring someday .See how "soft" it is toug guy.
Goldust/Dustin Rhodes:
Born April 11, 1969 (age 50)
Goldberg:
December 27, 1966 (age 52)
Can someone explain why Dustin is in good enough shape to put on a great match at DoN while Goldberg is "too old" when he's only 2 years older? Was Cody REALLY carrying Dustin that much? It didn't look like it.
Seems to me more like it was a bump Goldberg took against the ring post that screwed everything up. The match was not bad until that. But it should've been stopped as soon as that happened as he was clearly out of it. Probably a concussion.
Really?
Based toddler
DDP YOGA BAYBEEE
>great match
You and I both know that wasn't a great match. But to answer your question, Goldust was always a better wrestler and he didn't retire for 12 years either.
DDP is a fucking warlock. It’s amazing the things he does for other wrestlers.
Goldust was always athletic as fuck and "relatively" stayed in shape even when he was bloated from drugs
Based WWE doing by accident what CAWdy and gaydust tried desperately to achieve.