Super Showdown Gamethread #fucknumberswhocares

Did Goldberg just bust open his head on the door again?

Finally some real stars

Goldber wins
Taker wins rematch

Worked by based Dogberg.

he busted himself open again didn't he?

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MANNY WAS Yea Forums ALL ALONG

The only match that matters, and for all the wrong reasons.

yes

regardless of the intentions on WWE's end, happy as fuck for Manny :)

Im pumped for this dream match!!

Finally, WWF vs WCW the way it was meant to be!!!

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>crowd full of Muslims chanting for a Jew
This is weird

He did it again, the fuckin maniac

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How is it possible for Goldberg to be bald but still have a bald patch?

>he busted his forehead again
BASED

>Goldberg chants die after 20 seconds

Why is this crowd garbage?

Goldberg cracked his head open again

>Oldberg and Take more over than anyone on the active roster
wew

Cool story, bro.

???
completely fuck up that entrance

Do they know he's a jew?

So the saudis like jews now?

I cant believe how elated I am right now. Figure that did nothing for most casuals was there for the main audience. I enjoyed that more than the saudi marks.
Also
>Goldbergs theme to no chants of his name

>That kick without the punches
>He fucked up his entrance

OH NO NO NO NO

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Will they let the kike or the christcuck win?

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>BLEEDING AGAIN
LMAO

Goldberg looks tired already.

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fucked up the pyro

>Wears an Indian head dot for heat.

He's already gassed

This is going to be a shitshow even more than i thought

>hardly any pop for Goldberg

I never head this part of Goldbergs theme
kinda based

Goldberg if they are doing a rematch
Taker if its one and done

Somebody tell Goldjew you shouldn’t blade before you get to the ring

>wwe - GOLDBERG
>aew - Golddust

And that is why WWE will ALWAYS win.

Why does Goldberg need security in kayfabe?

he too old for that, he doesn't give a fuck anymore

>muslims cheering for Goldberg

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FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

why does half the fucking crowd look inbred?

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They never got WCW.

Goldberg is just here because he wants another exotic car

What are the chances one of these dinosaurs dies in the ring?

When did Goldberg win the WWE title?

Time for Arabian Nights Taker

mmmmm

i cant believe im seeing Goldberg vs. undertaker in 2019.

cant drop the webm like that without a source my guy

>fat
>no ass

don't know what to say, still would fuck her cute belly

>why
c'mon user

>Taker appears with Muhammad Hassan

Berg is in a pretty good shape, all things considered

Because they are in Saudi Arabia

mmmmmmmmmmmmm truly badass

Saudi Arabia is on Israel's side mate

security is not there to protect goldberg from the crowd, they are there to protect the crowd from goldberg

High enough for me to be watching

anons I have a record of 2-4 in real fights, bretty imbressive cause I only fight while drunk, and I only fought a girl once (thankfully I won but got in trouble)

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Is Brock coming out again?

If not I'm turning this shit off. The last thing I wanna watch is Jewberg vs. Undercarder.

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BASED . NOW THIS IS WRESTLING

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wtf is KWAB? ive only been gone a few weeks

50+ year olds wrestling in 100 degrees F. Based.

Adding fire to 100 degree heat.

2003

This is awesome this is like Castlevania I love it

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

OH SHIT ITS STING

Fuck it, I'm going to Yea Forums Nitro Grill to get some Mozzarella Sticks, anybody want anything?

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KINO ENTRANCE

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

I want taker to fuck Goldberg up tonight.

Brock comes out and suplex cities both these anti-draws into retirement and/or death. The best possible outcome.

mmmmmmmmm

cringe

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>Not burning those coffins
What the fuck was the point of them and the torchbearers then? I cringed

>This Entrance
>This Show
why?

*BOMB*

I remember Yea Forums shitposting about the entrances lasting longer than the actual match. Looks like its about to come true

I thouught that was WHC

THAT POP FOR CARDER

High since they both can barely walk

>carrying torches in 100 degree weather

lmao what a rib

get me some of that Choke Hold Chili nigga

KWAB

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*BONCE*

>tfw punching my wall with pure strikes in anticipation of this match
MMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHH YEAH THIS IS BADDASS BABY!!!!!!

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This entrance is definitely lasting longer than the match will

Undertaker coming out of a portal like Shao Khan

FIGHT FOREVER

theyre making it even hotter with all that fire

BONG

Unironically a cool entrance shame for a shitshow of a match

MMMMMM

He never won the WWE belt, only the World Championship.

Cole fucked up.

I cant stop laughing

This ppv is seriously a million times better than Mania. No women, kino entrances, super pyro... god I love being a wwechad!

>Undertaker isn’t riding a camel to the ring
Missed opportunity here boys

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I’m bracing myself for the PURE STRIKES

>20 minute entrances
>5 minute match

His shadow kinda looks like he's wearing a sombrero

Someone is gonna die in this match.

Hello Mark Calloway.

Imagine the pyro catching Taker's oiled up wig and burning his head off

lmao this fucking entrance will be longer than the actual match.

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Are we sure that Undertaker isn't just a walking corpse now?

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yeah, get me an order of "Nash was anally raped in the summer of 92"

Woah...it was like...a portal...was behind Taker...woahhhh dude

I wouldnt be surprised if Taker collapses on the way to the ring t.b.h

How much would you mark out if be wishes everyone to have a good weekend?

Gonna need a name for that magnificent braphog

His nickname is literally dead man.

MAYBE

Undertaker's slow walk used to be kayfabe. Now it's real, because the geriatric bastard can barely move.

Pls don't die undertaker

It's for the best desu

what a Mark

HSGHTASHTWGAC

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edging to taker rn

let's hope so inchallah

this is as fast as he moves, people

is carder really a mark? like other guys with crazy gimmicks are able to separate themselves from wrestling and be normal (kane) but you never hear about taker doing anything significant unrelated to wwe

You should've headbutted your door like Goldberg.

>Undertaker vs. Goldberg instead of Undertaker vs. Sting

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today i found out that mansoor and mustafa ali are, in fact, not the same person

I left 10 mins ago when Goldberg was in the ring, UT still hasn't made it in yet

>tfw purestruck

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time to go take a piss be back in 10 mins while he walks down the ramp

This, but unironically.
Being half as long as Mania also helps.

jewberg us going over

>a good weekend
Not at all, but a badass weekend would be based

same shit they merged the belts you mark

Wish all their PPVs were this short, and started this early.

>taker is slim again
>muscles are defined again
hes lookin good baby

ugly fatty

relish this moment aspies, you probably won't see this match ever take place again.

no hair.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the marks are in the crowd brother

Goldberg already sweating bullets while fucking standing

did anyone time the entrances? I want to see how much longer they are than the matches

minute match

Doubt it'll even last that long.

Was that the most based promo of the last 5 years?

It's okay to be a boomer

Is that Braun Strowman's grandpa?

HURRY UP

>Taker's hair
:(

bros...

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cute fatty

how much did goldberg get paid to be here?

Why can't they get taker a hat that fits and doesn't leave red marks on his head?

i just ding-dong diddly bladed my head and now my mom wants to take me to the ding-dong diddly hospital for stitches. What a mark, I told her I'd just wipe it with alcohol and super glue it like Sabu.

Those are some heavy punches

lol Goldberg isn't 285

Undertaker will literally die if he takes a Goldberg spear.

SAY THE LINE COLE

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I cried.

Worst Korea

Match to end because Brock comes down with a chair and attacks them both.

it's hot in the desert

I think i know who the crowd favorite is..

Is goldberg Jewish?

This is going to be fucking awful isn’t it

>All those people walking out
KEK

whats with that half ass fade

pretty sure taker makes atleast 1 mil a year and he refuses to fix his hair. fucking why?

Now that I think about it, Vince might be insane enough where he wants Undertaker to die inside a wrestling ring.

Why is everyone in the crowd walking in circles

>ugly fatty
what did he mean by this?

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>Everyone leaving after the entrances
BASED

/OURGUY/ MANNY IS OVER

What are the chances it's actually a good match?

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can the people in the crowd stop moving for a sec?

HE ACTUALLY DID THE SPEAR

QUICK SPEARS

EVERYONES LEAVING HABAHAHAH

WWE Universe mobile game match.

>fatty
>still needed breast implants

oh no no no no

C'mon grampa

Hahaha

0

one of the shittiest spear you will ever see

>This is like watching Ali vs Tyson
WTF?

truth, gotta beat AEW some how and spike those ratings

Fuck is that submission

UNIQUE OFFENSE BY GOLDBERG

Goldberg = based
Undertaker = cringe

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based submission specialist goldberg

lmao goldberg just lmao

You gotta beat traffic Jeddah is shit for that

Holy fuck what is that submission kek

THAT KICK OUT.. UNDERTAKER OMG

MAYBE

put them down, chief

two grandpas literally rolling around in the ring

i'm out. the entrances were all that mattered here

lmao

>goldberg doing mma moves

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theyre going back to their seats because they were watching the entrances next to the ramp you dumbass

>that fucking roll onto takers cock
didnt know goldberg was shoot gay

You have to not leave your house for like half a year after a hair transplant

Kneebar kek

HOMEBOY LEAKING

ye

Jewberg can't wrestle for shit

20 MINUTES LEFT
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Goldberg is only a year younger than Mark. He looks so much better. I'd be fine with Goldberg having a real run.

Oh fuck

PURE
U
R
E

HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE LINE

>lelberg

BEST PURE STRIKER
GOLDBERGS FINISHED

this is already 10x better than Rakesh vs Hunter

PURE STRIKE

That she's fat and ugly, which she is. Gain standards.

B L E E D

WWE's answer to the Dustin bladejob

GOLDBERG IS FUCKING DEAD

REMINDER

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That nigga bleeding already

This is already painful

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THANKS COREY

...D-DID HE BLADE?

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BEST PURE STRIKER

>THE BEST P-U-R-E S-T-R-I-K-E-R

>goldmark injures himself AGAIN

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PURE STRIKES

THE STRIKES

Corey got you mate

holy shit this match is bad

Goldberg actually setup this bleed before the match. If you paid attention you could see a scab on his head from where he cut himself earlier

>Doing Color
>Autojatic 4 stars

see Stardust vs Goldust

JEW BLOOD ON ARAB SOIL

THE PROPHECY IS REAL

So pure he made him bleed

>best pure striker in WWE history

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GOLDBERG GOT PURE STRUCK

YOOOO

HE LEAKIN BAD BREHH

OH SHIT

100 degrees, gassed 50 years old and losing blood.
What could possibly go wrong?

They both are barely standing kek

This is really sad.

he just did

If your name starts with Gold, you are forced to blade.

they said oldskool Goldberg.... well oldskool blood at least

It was about as subtle as a bat to the groin.

>Goldberg's wife and her son

holy shit the memes are real

what time does this start on the west coast in USA? I remember WK started at like midnight.

>Goldberg bleeding

BUT THAT'S OUR GIMMICK! STOP IT!!!

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jew blood is spilled Saudi Arabia

Based ref, so bored he's texting his wife during match.

lmfao why does he have color? Because he hit the turnbuckle pad?

man undertaker looks like shit

get them ass shots

Could you survive Undertaker's pure strikes?

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Make it stop please.

That chokeslam was sad bros

>it's an Undertaker goes old school episode

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Is goldberg ok? Lmao nigga is dead

Been out all evening. What did I miss (if anything at all)?

He got a PURE STRIKE.

ikr :(

landed on his head

>HE KICKS OUT OF THE TOMBSTONE
>IT'S NOT EVEN A CLOSE COUNT

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BASED OLD SCHOOL

OH NO NO NO

lol early 2 count

mmmm this is not how a badass weekend should start

His fucking neck springed off the mat

HOLY FUCK GOLDGBERG LEGIT LANDED ON HIS NOGGIN WTF
TAKER CANT DO THAT SHIT ANYMORE

BASED WCW GOING OVER TONIGHT BROS

oh shit, he landed really badly on his neck there actually.

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Brock's gonna come out bros

This is why I love the WWF, they have a great geriatric outreach program.

And Taker just hit a Shoot Tombstone

THE STREAK
IS OVER

That tombstone was dodgy as fuck

cody vs dustin was a lot more emotional. goldberg vs undertaker has no meaning.

how slow is take? did he popped a soma before the match?

FUCK SAKE VINCE JUST LET THE MAN RETIRE :( YOURE SHITTING ON HIS CAREER D:

Rent free

WWE attitude era fags seething

He is certainly old, that's for sure

PURESTONE PILEDRIVER

i swear to god these guys are gonna explode into dust

Wow Goldberg almost hit the mat on that tombstone

Taker getting revenge for Bret

Goldberg would be dead right now if it wasn't for his mutant lats

Holy shit!
Goldberg saving wrestling and working basedboys into a shoot

i don't know i live in AUS but im gonna say around the same. pretty sure heard dave say that

HOLY FUCK HIS NECK

EVEN HALL OF FAMERS ARE SAWDUSTING THEMSELVES NOW

This is so terrible it's not even funny.
Like, Undertaker is literally "okay, Bill, ya ready for the next spot? Lifting time. N-no not yet, okay now!"

Is Goldberg supposed to be bleeding?

Okay, this match is based.

I have chills. WWE is the best.

NEW THREAD

This is as sad as I thought it would be

already shits on lolberg vs bork Lazer last year.

>this is awesome chants

what the fuck?

>take a shoot piledriver
>kick out at two

how fucking based is bergstein

undertaker really needs to retire

GOLDBERG LANDED RIGHT ON HIS NECK KEK

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Saw that

There has been visible blood for a while, why isn't the video black and white yet?

its been like 5 minutes and they´re already gassed

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>that run

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought Taker killed Aiden when he did the tombstone at one of the other saudi shows. I think Taker works me bros.

nice try

BASED

R.I.P. Take

LAST THREAD, GET IN HERE

yeah, he was pre cute before the match. Not just in his trunks either.

its literally like a comedy movie

that looked like shkt KEK

I just blew a HUGE load

BRAINBUSTER WE NJPW NOW

jesus christ

jackhammer on his fucking head

holy shit. this needs to end

HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM BASED

he killed the Undertaker

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING STATE OF OLDBERG

Yikes, Undertaker is still moving after that?

60 min no contest

The. Absolute. State.

>take a shoot brainbuster
>kick out at two

how based is pure strikerman

that was embarassing
these boomers need to retire

They both spiked each other with their finishers.

He who dwells in the land of the undead always carries the gold

Take that lolberg you fucking cunt!

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS COMPANY

Taker is either mad as all hell or he is concussed due the fucked Jackhammer

There will be no replays lol

>that hasty ending
kej.

Hopefully both these old fucks are crippled and we dont have to see them anymore

>killing yourself in front of sand people for millions of dollars

based

maybe :)

How the fuck is Taker even alive?

I'd like to grapple with that.

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taker should've broken that kikes neck for Bret.

Basedlola

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