>1989
>got his ass kicked by Road Warrior Hawk
>got his ass kicked by Kurt Angle
>aging, depressed, HGH injecting, vanilla midget, mid-card superstar
>fell off the wagon
>dishonourably released from the WWE in November 2001 for being a drug addict fuck up
>panic attacks, low self confidence
>drew pesos... too bad pesos aren’t worth a dime
>couldn't draw as WWE Champion
>couldn't handle that responsibility of being WWE Champion
>lowest drawing WWE Champion of ALL TIME
>posthumously overrated
>after Deadie passed away, because he didn't pay his taxes, it lead to Vickie and her kids, nearly losing thier home, so WWE hired her and flew her coach class forcing us to witness her obesity, ugliness and horrible acting on TV for years
>we were also forced to endure years of tasteless horrible Eddie storylines with Mysterio, Chavo, Benoit, Vickie
>She got poor Amy Zidian, who was playing the part of Jimmy Yang's girlfriend fired after she asked Vickie Cuckuererro why she was a diva and made a comment about her looks. Vickie responded by saying that as she wasn't pretty enough she better get out of "your" locker room. Zidian honestly didn't have a clue who Vickie was and had no idea why she was on the roster.
>he failed to raise his kids because he died young
>his daughter grew up to be a bulimic because of having no father figure in her life
>consequently his daughter FAILED at having a wrestling career due to having no guidance from her father
>jobber Aiden English married his daughter and fittingly carries on the Cuckuerrero legacy
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Let me guess, Wolfcuck; you saw that Aleister post and you shit your pants in anger, much like how Big Kev shit himself after being anally violated in the summer of 1992
kek what a dead bitch
didn’t read
also, rent free
Kevin Nash was raped at gunpoint in the summer of 1992
there's been no Eddie threads for a about a week, and there's been about 250 Nash threads per day for the past week, therefore your posts makes no sense
Whatever wolfy
Confirmed for being ran off the board by 92posting
it's kind of scary how effective it is
>says the guy who spends my ENTIRE week samefagging threads about a fantasy anal rape
DCWAS is a complete and utter Jannety to KWAB
What does the former even mean?
MFW virgins says Cuckuerrero is living rent free in my head
>Deadie
>Living
kek
DCWAS by a donkey
it's called having a life outside Yea Forums, try it sometime because life is passing you by, You're a suicide by depression waiting to happen, go to the gym, take a shower (it will make you feel better) and maybe you can have sex and not be such a depressed loser with nothing else better to do than shitposting
Yikes
This man is an utter frothing at the mouth wreck
projecting harder than the porno theatre Nash was seen leaving late at night in the summer of 1992
lying in bed after just getting sucked off by my gf actually
Say your prayers little cuck
Don't forget wife's duaghters
To include Deadie's asshole
I fuck you in, warm within
Keester bleeds from dick
Til the negro he cums
Sleep with one cuck torn off
Gripping your steroids tight
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Giant dong, can't be white
Heavy balls tonight
The throbbing's a delight
Dreams of four, dreams of five
Negros at my taint
Think I'm gonna be raped, yeah
Sleep with ring gear torn off
Clawing your rapist's back
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
If I die before he rapes
If I die before he rapes
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
Hush little negro, don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just Big Sexy under your bed
Living rent free in your head
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Painful glans
Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Boo! No dimes!
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
Ejaculate in Deadie's ass
What about his ghost?
You just got sucked off by your gay friend?
Based
>There's no audio version of this one
LOL
because you singer hasn't got the BALLS to make it #pussy
>H-He's a pussy and won't record a version of my shitty edit of the original Nash song!
Can't handle the truth?
kek what a dead bitch
Record it and sing it. Then I'll be impressed
Deadie Cuckuerrero was savagely yet tenderly raped at gunpoint in the scorching heat and overwhelming humidity in the summer of 1989
Failed meme. Must hurt watching 92 Chads get Wrestlemania spots and newspaper articles while you desperately samefag for attention Carter.
I thought Carter wasnt responsible for Eddie posting? I thought it was people initially samefagging as wolfcuc getting BTFO then copying the Nash rape meme with Eddie
Deadie Cuckuerrero particpated in a Donkey show in the Summer of 1989
FYI: A donkey show is a type of sexual performance most often associated with Tijuana, Mexico, in which a human engages in bestiality with a donkey.
>Squeal like a donkey Cuckuerrero
>Deadie: "hee haw! hee haw!"