Unironically what the fuck did cm phill mean by this?

I gotcha senpai

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>This is a former world wrestling champion

Oh no... NO NO NO NO

and of course let's not forget this

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or this

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What about this pic?

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He's so laughingly weak oh my god, I know guys who have been training for 6 months at my kickboxing gym who would obliterate him in a second.

How can you spend your whole bitter life being "an athlete" and still be so stupidly awkward and weak?

and his most recent humiliation, coming in 3rd of 3 people and only scoring two total points against two grocery store clerks who do BJJ as a hobby

im unironically certain i could beat up phil, despite the last time i trained was in kids judo 15 years ago

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>This is the next AEWho World Champion
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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He is a failure XD.

> ufc sandals

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>nice win kid, that was close (it wasn't)
>you looking at my sandals?
>yeah, real UFC. They only give them to the fighters y'know
>you might make it there someday too, don't ever let them tell you that you don't belong

thanks brother

I'm unironically certain I could beat up Phil and I'm a fat NEET.

such bullshit that jackson got trashed for making punk look like a bitch. unironically the best fight i have ever watched

that nigger should have played with phil's pussy

so this is the power of straight-edge veganism...

why would you even spin like that in a fight? spinning around like that in front of someone lse is LITERALLY a mating dance in some animals, such as pigeons. CM Punk was basically asking his opponent to fuck him. And did he ever.

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tf was he thinking wow just wow

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It's not that you should never spin, but he is spinning at like 1/5th the speed and 1/10th the force of someone like Bas Rutten who would often spin like that but his opponent would get the fuck out of the way because the kick would either destroy you or there would be not enough time to try to capitalize on the follow through.

Phil is just inconceivably bad.

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It must have been so satisfying to kick his ass

The goal is to kick and immediatly return to a fighting stance, but he does it as if it was slow-motion, really bad.

For more than that since he had trained for that first fight too. My guess is that since he hadn't fight in his youth, he was unable to get something in his late 30s. He lacked any talent and could not make it due to age

Indeed. You get a 16 yr old who trains muay thai for 6 months and he can beat this guy

>you have to make Jackson look strong

My only formal fighting training was boot camp and the police academy, and I would knock this herb the fuck out.

>Though from how badly he did, I'm guessing the gym just treated him as a money mark and fleeced him for whatever they could get without even attempting to train him.
He trained with those guys for more than a year. Did he never spar with the guys? The guy is probably a supreme edgelord and despite his humiliations at the gym, he still decided to fight, because he os that stupid.

Is that cockmongler? He got his ass beat by cockmongler?

those are 3 amateur enthusiasts competing in the senior bracket of a local, unsponsored tournament

Wait wait wait, are you telling me he did it
>for free

aint like no1 ding-dong diddly pay that goofy ass cracker

He had the audacity to wear UFC sandals on a podium where he got beat by cockmongler and Clifton the mailman?

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An invitation to colonise his Indian boy

Reminder that Joe Rogan said that Miz was probably the most physically fit person to ever appear on Fear Factor, and that CM Punk lacks athleticism and had no business being in the UFC. I'm pretty sure Miz could kick Punk's ass easily.

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>AEWfaggots actually wants phil
Phil is an embarrassment in the wrestling industry he should not be allowed to come back

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>I'm pretty sure Miz could kick Punk's ass easily.
The whole male roster and part of the female could.

Reminder that CM Punk has spent over $3 million US Dollars on MMA training camps over the past 5 years.

Honestly I want him to come back to wrestling just so someone can hit him with a worked shoot where they go at him for exposing the business by being such an absolute failure of an athlete.

at 0:12, why didn't he try gogoplata

Because he's only spent millions of dollars on training camps. He can't be expected to be able to lock in a 101 submission that my toddler knows how to do.

holy fuck Phil was raped worse than Deadie Cuckuerrero in the summer of 1989

What's the refs face trying to covey?

he was going for the shin kick KO

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Whites btfo

He was told backstage he was going over with a leg sweep. Shades of the Montreal Screwjob

>guy puts all of his body weight behind the tube
>Punk puts his weight on the side, one hand on the back
Punk's a bottom, isn't he?