Super ShowDown Hype Game-thread #1

OP here, first of all shame on the haters already obsessively flooding the thread, second of all no it's in 15 hours but real wrestling fans are megahyped so we're starting now.

Bump

>watching WWmeme

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But of course a women's wrestling fan is crying about this glorious triumph. Your not even antiWWE just antiSSD

Goldberg vs taker will be 5 stars.

And one star per minute.

All these shitty outlaw nxt-tier indies that have 45 minute draws for 5 stars will LEARN...

>tfw you get off work just in time to witness this legendarious event with all the goodbrothers of Yea Forums. based pro wrestling uniting different cultures together, puro politics are still alive.

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how long will the taker vs berg match last?

30 mins for each entrance and 5 mins of the actual match

What time does it start? I live in Arizona and I’m seriously thinking of missing work to see my childhood heroes fight it out

I honestly thought the 3rd Lesnar match would be 30 minutes

Instead of Goldberg that could've been ambrose but the backstabber traitor decided to jump ship as soon as he saw water coming onboard. Piece of shit wwe made him and he betrayed them

When does it start?

15 minutes at most. And I doubt they can go that long.

12:00PM(MT)

e-drone seethe

Just ended

wwe.com/videos/wwe-super-showdown-comes-to-wwe-network-june-7

2PM Eastern Time, 11 AM Pacific Time

2:00PM(ET), 11:00AM(PT)

Don't give him a heart attack (assuming he's a real wrestling fan)

More like Super Slowdown, these dudes are literally older than my grandpa.
Fuck Saudi Arabia, fuck the Dems, and fuck the E!
Literally retarded if you're watching this.

there is no more AEW to watch

kek

>goldberg vs taker happening in 2019
>commentated by cole, graves and renee
it hurts

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>not skipping out on your wagecuck job to watch the Crown Prince's comfy vanity house show

I can deal with Cole but for the love of Allah PLEASE replace Renee and Graves. I'd take (nearly) anyone over them.

Isn't it Ramadan? Are there going to be awkward long breaks for prayer or something?

i wonder if the prince will ever get tired of 25 minute hhh matches

The last ones had it but they weren't a problem, I think. Or one of them had it.

Ramadan ended this Monday

i think it happened last time

>you will never see '99 Goldberg vs '99 Taker
Fuck this industry

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I think they had some kind of intermission.

The industry of making bitchy posts, sure.

AND HERE COMES.............GOLD BERG!

he thinks the Gaytch match will only last 25 minutes
Shit, the rest holds alone will take 25 minutes.

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Based user living the life the way it should be lived.

Goldberg has to have at least a 3 minute walk through the arena. It'll be the only reason I'll watch this shit fest

Do trainwrecks usually get 5 stars?

Dennis Ramadan.

Yeah, read his third sentence.

I don't want to know how much money they're paying Goldberg for this shit. I don't think my non-Jewish heart could take it.

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They should start the show with him busting out of a locker room in Tel Aviv, and periodically show him Goldberg Walking through various Middle East locations on his way there, even if it would make no geographical sense. Like through Baghdad and Cairo and shit. Then, for the main event, he FINALLY shows up on the ramp.

That sounds like an Austin feud in the Attitude Era. Amazing, which is why they won't do it.

Don't you people have jobs? Who's watching a WWE saudi arabia PPV at 2 in the afternoon on a friday?

For me the worst part is knowing that thety overpaid and could have got him a lot cheaper. On the plus side its filthy rags getting this shitshow and they will probably be too distracted to ineptly plot against Israel again this week

Goldberg takes a quick trip through Yemen. Based

He should be escorted by Hassidic rabbi when starting off in Jewland, then accompanied by Saddam body doubles or some shit in Baghdad, and Saudi state police or what the fuck ever when he finally makes it to the building.

>For me the worst part is knowing that thety overpaid and could have got him a lot cheaper.

Really? I'd think you'd have to pay Goldberg absolutely out the ass to get him to come back for one match against an almost literal cripple in the ass end of a sand trap on the other side of the earth. It's not like he's in a situation where he'd be eager for any paycheck. He's already more than set for life. They would have had to offer him Golden Yacht type money. They might have had to take out a mortgage on those oil fields.

Imagine my reaction to the question "Don't you people have jobs" on this website as someone who was part of the pre-reddit, pre-normalfag Yea Forums.

Imagine my reaction.

They probably could have got him for silver yacht money but the rags throw oil money around on dumb shit all the time

>They probably could have got him for silver yacht money

True. It's not like he would be gunning for any particular type of yacht. He'll smartly leverage it across a broad range of investments, probably no small amount of land. They're not making any more of it, you know.

How many hours till this shitfest starts

does anyone have the match order

is this jillberg’s last match?
he’s seriously going to end up hurting someone at this point if he keeps going.

God I really hope he doesn't spear Taker. Grandpa Mark might just explode if he gets hit that hard.

t.b.h Carder looks in shape for the first time in 4 years

And exactly what has gone wrong since his return that would make you think that?

If you weren't reading these shitty numales forums these days obsessed with wrestlers' age because of that millennial icon Bryan, you wouldn't even be thinking about it because it's all made up out of hatred of part timers.

If you watch this then you are saying that you support Saudi Arabia. Is that what you really want to do?

Have sex

They're old, objectively old people is useless

yes

Old people is useless? At least they can into grammar.

This

Hi, granny

Bump

WHEN

DOES

THIS

SHIT

START

for real

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My father held jobs all over the middle east and north africa. Nothing happened to him because he's not an idiot like that journalist. And the people in SA have the right to be entertained as well.

2pm EST is the mainshow, there's also a preshow featuring Revival vs Usos

LEARN

HOW

TO

FUCKING

GOOGLE

>implying it ever ends

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just answer that cuck’s question. don’t be a jerk. this is a game thread where we are all frens for the show!!!!

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Look at the time when that post was made.

Why the fuck would I want to see that? Doesn't sound appealing at all. Neither man could work, it would have to have some kind of stipulation because neither could carry the other in anything more than a squash match

How long will this shit be, 5 hours?

Does anybody have a stream that will work on PS4?

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halal and lexipilled

The same four or five sites stream this shit every time, if you don't know at least one by now then that's on you.

In anons defense, he wants a stream that works thru his PS4. Help or take your condescending gay ass back to redit.

Me? I just stream it thru my laptop and Chromecast it to my tv. Try that user.

sweatie i'm illegally streaming it directly resulting in saudi-arabia losing huge amounts of money

it's the same reason why you should torrent child porn, download a hundred videos and they're already losing millions

Thinking about investing 300 euros on "No titles change hands". Surely they're not actually having the cash in on a glorified house show.

Why is she such a cunt?

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>Help or take your condescending gay ass back to redit.
This is so crinfe I'm not even going to give a (You)

>libcuck e-drone seething

Sorry sweatie, but these shows ARE canon.

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based palpatine

>Help or take your condescending gay ass back to redit.

Based user helping the Yea Forums community out, I'd give you a million Yous if I could.

so whos going to be the ironman aka last the longest in the rumble?

it's a battle royale but im gonna go with my boy Mansoor!

Thx for understand my fellow aspie!

No prob. If you see anyone talking shit today, it's just seething AEW fans.

The SuperShowdown is legit the real WrestleMania and their upset Golddust vs Stardust will never be on the legendary level of Goldberg vs Undertaker.

>tfw seeing the poor sucking waking up at 11am to watch a wwe ppv

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Nothing is canon after WM 30

Sorry I don’t watch the minor leagues

*suckers

im half-asleep still

So how many hours before it starts?

she looks like an elder scrolls elf

Can’t wait to see Rene in a hijab

Is there a watchalong because I like when the Iiconics are on

I’m a proud neet bitch be jealous

3

anyone with a link to the prediction thing

Man it'd be pretty funny if they made the women shill for the show sine they flew damn near every guy out there for the battle royal. now I want a watchalong too

Not 3, 2:15 now. Plus a pre show before that.

theres a preshow?

You haven't had the Network, I see.

PPVs now have a preshow where the commebtary talks about the show and there's one or two bingo hall tier matches.

Someone said it's Usos vs. Revival.

The Usos vs. The Revival (Kickoff Show)
Lars Sullivan vs. Lucha House Party
50-man battle royal
Braun Strowman vs. Bobby Lashley
Finn Balor (c) vs. Andrade
Triple H vs. Randy Orton
Roman Reigns vs. Shane McMahon
Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Goldberg vs. The Undertaker

>Even sandniggers with their blood money arent rich enough to get Lesnaretty

>t.

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he's cashing in.

So everyone on the left is winning

How exactly did the HHH/Orton match even come about? I know with the Cena one it was literally "let's wrestle" and no promos, Cena never even showed up until the PPV.

That's why I'm curious if there'll be one. There normally is for each PPV I think since WM since it can be done remotely so some wrestlers might have stayed in the US to do it

Yep, starts in just under an hour - at least one match (maybe 2 but doubt it). Usually has various guests, like a manager or wrestler on it to hype up a match, last year it had Heyman on t. Always at least one woman too so it won't be renee since she's doing commentary so I assume it's Natty or maybe Beth

> Everyone on the planet works Monday-Friday, 9-5 and lives in an American time zone

WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
STONE COLD SIMP
AND OUR
PREDICTION
THREAD???!

I seriously want to beat that little pussies ass right now, I'd stomp his black neck into a curb.

this

MANSOOR IS GOING OVER BROTHER JACK DUDE

To anyone asking when does it start, the preshow is at 12 at noon and then the main show the hour after.

Is the Saudi Prince enough of a madlad to pay the Hulkster millions to put over Manny?

Is that the order? Damn i might miss Lars and Bobbo's matches.

>he thinks we acknowledge other American time zones as equal to EST

WeW, lad. You've got a lot to learn about this country.

Ya mean Baseddust Sawdust Wrestling??

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EST?

Nope, it's the Wikipedia order. They put them as "what match was announced first"

I will pop. Seth is boring as fuck. So is Lesnar but at least it will piss the reddit fags off

Where my CSTchads at?

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EST - 2 PM

This isn't complicated, folks

pre show starts in 30 minutes 10P/1E and the main show starts at 11P/2E

I'd say who the fuck wants to watch the pre show, but I don't know why Im watching this shitty glorified house show

House shows don't have pyro and Goldberg

it would be better if Corbin beat Seth clean, then got himself DQed in the match against Lesnar.

Yes it does.

timing is everything man, wrestling is way better in the middle of the day than starting at 8 or 9 and ending 1

The shitty card will be redeemed if Goldberg squashes Lesnar

Is there a stream link going around?

he already did before

network.wwe.com

It'd be better if Corbin submitted Lesnar

I meant Taker

they could hire you cunts right now and you'd write a better promo than WWE has in the last fifteen years.

Any idea how WWE tracks your identity for the free trial? Ive made numerous Amazon prime accounts for a free trial but WWE always charges me

Hey guys I just had a pretty fucked up nightmare. It spooked me so much I don’t even wanna go back to sleep even tho Im tired af. Might actually watch this show now because of it.

EXECUTION FOR ALL THE HERESY
CUTTIN' HEADS SO NO ONE SEES
JEWS WRITE ALL THE HISTORY
OIL MONIES PAY THE BILLS, RATINGS AREN'T THE ONLY KILLS MORE TOWEL HEADS THAN FANS YOU CAN SEE

I SEE THE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS VINCE RAPED BY ARABS AGAIN
LIKE NASH IN '92 CAN'T STAND

EXECUTION EXECUTION

Look at the bottom left/right whenever you load a Network related page. See all that info being transferred? That's the Illuminati at work.

It's by the credit card information.

15 MORE MINUTES BEFORE THE START OF SOME BASED PRESHOW WWE ACTION FELLOW ECHADS

WHO ELSE HERE IS FUCKING PUMPED!!!!

This is our WrestleMania lads. Undertaker (the General of the WWF) vs Goldberg (the General of the WCW)... this is what we hoped and prayed for since the Monday Night Wars!

Today I don't feel like just a fan... I FEEL LIKE A GOD!!

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unironically based AF

Mania is gonna rule, bro :)

""""""Wrestlemania equivalent""""""
>barely as much people on Taima as when 205 Live is on

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I’m already having a BADAZZ WEEKEND BABY

Let’s watch this classic Taker package youtu.be/FKKtUZ_e_Ms

>watching the druggie SJW stream

americans are at work now, and the neets are asleep

holy based

NEW THREAD

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This thread isn't even at 200 posts ya simp

I'm not ashamed to say it, you Yea Forumsbros are my best friends and it will be an honor to watch Wrestlemania with you today.

wtf is wrong with you

If used numerous PayPals and it always looks like it's about to charge me the 9.99

Charly!

get the fuck out of here with this shit

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Somebody forgot to tell Charly that her shoes will be visible on camera

Sand Nigger Wrestlemania

ITS BURNING DOWN
ITS BURNING HIGH
WHEN ASHES FALL
THE LEGENDS RISE

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Sand Niggers have better taste than Western Smarks.

This is my first time watching wrestling event live, because I'm from Europe

it's anywhere from 1pm to 10am in the States, brainlet

Based Saudi Prince Making PPVs Available To Eurobros

This is not my first time and I'm from Europe. Get on my level

worked, I'm not even apshart

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Based. All the champions in WWE are aids right now. Moxley is pretty badass though. Too bad fags like Omega and Cody are aew main eventers.

>Moxley is pretty badass though.
He's a sluggish, botchy mess, ya (A)E-drone simp.

Ha, the AEWfag got BTFO.

Nobody can touch us on this most holiest of days! WrestleMania baby!!!

Will Dolph take the belt and save the company?

Lose the women gain the pyro... fair trade

how can one show be so fucking based! We win again!

We can only hope

>Dolph is just salty
What did David Otunga mean by this?

You know those worthless whores are seething. Not because they want to be included. But because they want that fat Saudi money. Stacks on stacks. Just for the men who actually belong in the ring. How it should be.

So they're getting women to shill for a non-women's show?
Neat.

Who is the 50 year old blonde?

youtube.com/watch?v=LuiZ04FLsLo
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED
HOLY BASED

I've read this doujin

Women should not be seen or heard.

This show is for men of power, baby! Watching the boys with my boys. Today fucking rules!

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Muhammad the (pedophile) prophet married a 9 year old

Did it start yet?

He means he's tasted the BWC like the good little nigger bitch he is

DEM WHITEYS SEETHIN

Preshow is on now. 40 minutes until the main card.

preshow is on right now

Taken nearly fucked Aiden English's neck I bet he shoot cripples someone if he does it today

Its a glorified house show just watch it on the network after work

dude if they don't start this soon I'm gonna find something else to do. I don't have the patience for all this gay build up shit

The Seething AEW tranny says "what?"

>After 11 long years he has become an overnight success
Do the writers not realize how retarded of a statement this is?

rusev phoning it in with that promo

Based. Only comfy Euro bros.

*bows to Wolfallah*

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BETTAH WATCH YER TOES

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i feel so bad for her

ya seethin, waifuist?

lol Legacy. Otunga with Cody on the mind.

Woo’s stream isn’t working for me, anyone else have a link?

it's just 9.99 brother

>not being a neet and watching wwe live at 3am every week while drinking

Isn't Beth Phoenix some super feminist liberal twat? Not feminist enough to miss participating in that Saudi pre show huh? Not gonna miss that paycheck huh?

KWAB

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I'd pay large sums of money for Charly to crush my head between her thighs

wolfnigger BTFO

>kofi kingstin is wwe champion
>defending against Ziggler
>rollins is red champion
>defending against facetummy
what the fuck is this shit

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Wolfchad is white

>big girl heat
what did beth mean by this

I know, fuck my wagecuck life ;_;

Explain to me why you guys are obsessed with some autistic fag who can't let go of tv from 25 years ago?

I hope there's swerve that results with Big Corbs being Intergalactic Champ

VINCENT
KENNEDY
MCHAHON

so has it just been studio recap bullshit so far? Just got in.

yep

> autistic fag who can't let go of tv from 25 years ago?

I wish /wooo/ would leave and with it its laughable attempt to raise scorn against the golden years.

Thanks, I won't bother to watch it afterwards then.

have i missed anything during the pre-show?

Based Shane going to chop Roman's balls off

Charly showed her tits

Never forget their incident on the set of Hobbs & Shaw

I only care if they spread their vagoos.

no dingus

fuck.

nothing at all

charly nip slip

How will this be the equivalent of or exceed WrestleMania if they only have 4 hours blocked off for it on the network?

gentleman and a scholar

wtf this is hype

congrats you got carnied simp

Yeah man you're not missing anything except them saying dumb shit.
>after 11 years kofi is an overnight success
>now you said Ziggler was salty, but I don't think he's salty I think he's bitter

IT'S HAPPENING!

WE ARE LIVE

>about 100 degrees here
jesus

I thought Saudi Arabia meant meant no Renee? Fuck me, dammit.

DOWN SINCE

>if this match ends up going long
lol Beth is the funniest woman alive

Why the fuck is Renee not wearing a head scarf?

100 degrees. Imagine the smell of the crowd. YUCK

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JAMAL KHASHIGGYDIGGY

>Renee not allowed to show skin
Wish they wouldn't let her talk either. Would have been cool if they made her wear one of those funny hats

>almost 9pm in Jeddah

So the show goes past midnight there? When is the stupid prayer time?

Born and raised in Arizona. 104 is fucking nothing.

102 degrees and you better stay covered up renee

What's better than a WrestleMania tier ppv with NO wymns matches shitting it up???

NOT PAYING FOR IT!!!

where my fellow freechads at, baby!!!

Undertaker unironically going to die in this heat. pls don't make him wrestle

oh man they let the smarks into the lower bowl this year.

>its an inferno match all PPV long
based

WTF WHERE ARE ALL THE ROYAL TOWELHEADS

Pre show elimination coming up

> I don't know if my canadian body can handle

What did Renee mean by this?

Have the Raw tag team champs defended their belts since Mania?

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>tag team specialists
BASED boomer Graves busting out Rockers nicknames

Any news on what match is kicking off the actual card?

It's 75F here and I'm sweating from taking a walk to the store and back. I am shaped like Bastion Booger though.

>prayer time
>stupid
By Allah, I will beat you with my shoe

Dude, that stage and ring set up is legit.

Saudi shows are so based!

Get that cunt off the announce table. If she took her place in the kitchen she could stand the heat like a real woman

getting BLACKED

THE USOS ARE OVER BROTHER

We are unironically watching saudi propaganda

they're timing it for Mohammed Hassan's redebut so they can get a kino shot of the arena in what looks like prayer to Hassan

>about 100 degrees at 9 in the evening

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Based Boogerchad

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Based Saudi marks making noise for the babyfaces and booing the heels

The revival are wearing pink to get heel heat right?

>mfw they use Renee on commentary to cover up for not having shitty women's matches

Throwing the femenist libcucks a bone lol

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I have no problem with them going to Saudi Arabia. They have fans there. Why should the fans not get a show because some bleeding hearts on twitter don't like the government there?

I don't see anyone saying they shouldn't tour the USA because wahhh Trump.

Feels good to see a show with a crowd that isn't full of marks.

I live in Bakersfield its gonna be 100+ degrees for the next 4 months. I hope Saudis have dry heat

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WHY ARE THERE ACTUALY MARKS IN THE FRONT ROW AND NOT COMFY CHAIR WITH BORED TOWELHEADS

its the preshow

Looking at that picture it seems I have to pack on some more pounds to get his aesthetic.

Here, baby. I'm a slav too, so stealing is in my blood.

cole is still seething over those shorts

Towelheads are hardcam side this time

They actually look excited unlike American fans on their phones.

wut... renee is on commentary? is she wearing muslim stuff

What a crowd. i love marks

unironically the best crowd of the year already

you just know orton is going to get the biggest pop again

Gotta look modern

>Mentioning Ryder and Hawkins
THEY REMEMBERED BROS, OUR TIME IS UP

it's crazy since she lives in Las Vegas

wearing a jew hat

NEW THREAD

Theyre also cheering the faces and booing the heels like an old school crowd, Cornette would nut himself if he didnt hate muslims so much

based impartial commentator showing allegiance to goldberg

but she can waltz around in her little bikinis there

Holy shit she can show off her palms this time

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I bet Sonny Kiss could get major heat in Saudi Arabia

God damn they’re marking out for the USO’s Kek

solid match

Picture me seething. I can't stand that fucking cunt's voice! I thought this show would be the exception.

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the panel mentioned shane vs roman and I turned off the stream bros

She was on the last one, retard.

crowd is based

>not wanting to see the best wrestler in the world run circles around the little pupper
have sexola

will there be hogan?

the fucking silver ranger. Seth Rollins

no

holy shit. dude.