I wanna be a wrestler. Where do I get started?

I wanna be a wrestler. Where do I get started?

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Don't

Bump your neck into sawdust for a hotdog and a handshake

oh christ, as if we needed another mark in the ring

Buy a dictionary to cut good promos

Buy a ding-dong diddly slang dictionary to cut ding-dong diddly undercooked mint promos

I can't wrestle, so you figure it out and draw some dimes for the both of us.

Spend a year getting in shape, tanning, getting a clue, etc.
Find a school where the head trainer has at least been on TV as more than just a job guy

Go to local promotions, ask to clean toilets to train for free. That's how you start. Good luck.

Get in shape and then look for some local schools. Hopefully you dont live in the middle of nowhere.