>A CRY FOR HELP, SORTA...
>Yall know I play on here a lot, but bout to be real, real right now..I've been partying WAY too much lately, possibly every day since Wrestlemania how ever long ago that was, 30-40 days, I dont even know..but I NEED to stop..but its just hard,, my personality doesnt allow me to be bored..and for me, going from 350 days a year on the road, over a 100 beautiful ladies per year for many many years, to living in back woods Alabama right now and only doing shows on weekends, what the hell else am I gonna do during the week? Drink, smoke a lil plant and possibly throw a lil powder up, then have sex with all the neighbor gurrls..
>But its got to stop!!! Im not working out right, not tanning right not studying film, hell I doing shit but drinking, fucking(sorry bout the language) and waiting for the weekends..and now, I got 3 events this weekend,,I'm embarrassed at my own damn self to go do these things in front of my people looking like a pale white fat pig..And I think I have a seminar to do..nothing means more to me these days than teaching my kids..
A CRY FOR HELP, SORTA
>But, Ive partied so much lately that if I stop for a full day, I got into some weird withdrawal shit..my hands shake so bad I cant even sign autographs right..and therefore, just like what all Im doing this weekend starting tomorrow(a baseball game, an all girls wrestling event, a seminar and a meet & greet for my great friend Denim Blevins' show) Im have to drink my way through all that so I dont go through withdrawals in front of my people...
>I dont want to live like that anymore..and dont suggest rehab...I agree with my super cool & pretty friend Amy Winehouse(RIP, loves ya sweety) when she sang "they told me to go to rehab, but I say NO, NO, NO"..and here's what y'all need to know about that bullshit..when I lived in New Orleans, I went to wrehabs, one for sex addiction, one for drugs & alcohol..the drugs and alcohol one, I ended up roughing up one of the councilors for being a dick to a sweet young 19 year old boy who was trying hard,,I even told the councilor to knock it off, then he smartrd off to me for taking up for the kid,,you already know what happened next..he didnt smart off anymore..
>Then, the sex addiction clinic..the idiots assigned me to a councilor who was a beautiful blond with big titts, we ended up dating for a few minutes(fucking) Ill put a pic up so yall can see how stupid it was to assign her to me..
>So, I said all that to say..fuck rehabs, I can do this on my own...but my auestion to yall is...what am I gonna do with the boredom???????.
Based Marty asking the real questions
Does he still want to fuck his daughter?
based Marty fucking his sex addiction counselor
So basically he was the Michaels in real life?
yes, this has been long established
Absolutely. Shawn was never a real Rocker. Big Party Marty has been rock'n'rollan for decades while Shawn just did alot of gay shit and became a christ cuck.
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>Not drinking away the pain every night
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How can I combine the backstage Jannetty with the on-screen Michaels? Any self-help books like that?
Learn to read brainlet not everyone is a tryhard doomer genetic failure like (You)
Post the pic of the hot blonde
HOLY BASED MARTY
How does Marty do it bros
No way that’s a sex councilor
Ya saying marty is working us?
yes
What's the payoff?
Ric Flair doesn't have shit on Marty.
ya hurrrrrd me?
He'll be a Jesus freak by 2020.
that waist is photoshopped right?
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