HOLY FUCKING BASED TAKE MY MONEY IM NOW A FULL E DRONE SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OHHH YEAHHH

HOLY FUCKING BASED TAKE MY MONEY IM NOW A FULL E DRONE SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OHHH YEAHHH

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Fuck, I actually want this. But tracking down SDCC exclusives and not getting your wallet raped usually blows.

>ELITE COLLECTION

what did they mean by this

based retard AEWtist thinking WWE is rent free when they've been using that series a whole decade prior

Looks awesome, but it is unfortunate that you have to destroy the box to see the figure.

imagine buying funko pops instead of this

>Looks awesome, but it is unfortunate that you have to destroy the box to see the figure.

This seems like the perfect setup to a Stephanie McMahon reference but I'm coming up with nothing

based based-posting newfag telling me I can't make harmless observations DAS NOT ALLOWWWWWW

Based and slimpilled

Stephanie McMahon is an anagram for the macho man penis

based retard not knowing the rules

DIMES

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I haven't bought a wrestling figure in 20 years, but I would have immediately purchased this if it wasn't some bullshit ComicCon exclusive. Fuck that.

I haven't had a slim jim in over a decade. I'm over 30 now will I die if I eat one?

Probably. There's loads of jerky brands now without harmful additives.

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Make a fucking effort holy shit

How is Portland?

Don't do it. Slim Jim is cringe now.

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I'd rather give Slim Jim the money directly than give it to the company that inducted Randy via the one guy he wouldn't have wanted rather than his own fucking brother.

Social media was the biggest mistake.

Feels good to be a homemade jerky chad

holy seethe