SMACKDOWN

PLEEEEEEASEVLINKBTONSTRWAM I CANT MISD GOLDBEREG

YIRE WOEAE THAN THR PDOLLE WGO KOLLEX JEEEEWEWWWWWEEEEEESUSSS

>hulk Hogan has entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer.

I'm praising kek so hard right now bros

Someone made a good arguement for Lars having changed.
>He didnt get any heat
>Big E said his old post had been known
>A lot of Minority talent Vouched for him in NXT

I hope he changed at least.

Also that promo was shit.

>an Andrade match
who gives a fuck, I want to watch Shane McMahon stand in the ring and sweat

Goldberg should just cut a shoot promo out of no where. Start calling out Israel and stuff.

PLEEEEEEASEVLINKBTONSTRWAM I CANT MISD GOLDBEREG

YIRE WOEAE THAN THR PDOLLE WGO KOLLEX JEEEEWEWWWWWEEEEEESUSSS

WHO /PEANUTBUTTER/ HERE???

The sand niggers wouldn’t want him going off script

ME

instagram.com/p/ByTyVHbhTDH/?igshid=1527601whgihg

It’s about to get based lads. skyrocketing views. 3 million

HELP STRWAM JOW STREAM PLEASE

yeah...

Wait what? Was there a match? What the fuck was that even suppose to be?

They don’t really do matches anymore

>would you ask user why they shitpost?

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Oh shit! SHANE VS ROMAN???

Now that's a legit main event!

wow USA newtork actually didn't air the entire Taker promo lol

THIS IS BORING
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who's /THENORTH/ here?

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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They knew nobody would care

worked

kitkat is for niggers

So pumped for Taker vs Goldberg.

Zoomers will never understand cause they don't have legends. Cena vs Rock was the closest they came to a match like this.

NEW THREAD GET IN HERE

Lose weight pig fat cunt fuck

If Goldberg is so tough, then why does he need security to walk him down to the ring? Not even the midgets or women need that

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they're not there to protect him from the crowd, they're there to protect them from him

no thx

fuck off waifufag cancer

>you

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I've had a rough day, and I just want to go to bed, would they bring based jewberg out already???

>another recap
Kill me

Guards are there to protect the crowds from Goldberg. Not there to protect Goldberg himself.

wait, is AJ not going to the sand nigger showdown?

It's to protect everyone else

They love Randy overseas.

RIP Cunter

HIDES YO DIMES
A JEW IS IN THE BUILDING

Oldberg really does have a great entrance

He’s Jewish and carries many valuables with him

>no pyro
fuck off

The security are protecting the fans from him.

the real battle will be the struggle to stay awake during the 30 minutes it'll take for both Goldberg and Carder to make it to the ring

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>Goldberg entrance with no pyro

AJ would start the Tenth Crusade if they let him go there.

History baby! Witness me!!!

>no goldberg pyro

lmao vince open your wallet just once

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SNIFF.
SPIT.
HOCK UP.
SNIFF.
SNIFF.
SPIT.
SNIFF.
HOCK UP.
SPIT.
SNIFF.

>goldberg entrance without pyro

save us saudis

Based goldchad intro. zoomers can get fucked

>goldberg with no pyro
can someone please benoit the mcmahon family?

Fat fuck

>no sparklies for fucking Goldberg
OH NO NO NO

he's injured

He's fucking gassed already

ayy

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He's fucking gassed lmao

is Goldberg gonna pop the ratings this week?

Only based Saudi Prince will give us Goldberg pyro.

Well...

well at least he's got 8 minutes for his promo, unlike RAW giving Taker 2 minutes lol

>gilberg has better pyro than goldberg

>Initial DON buyrates were estimated at 200,000
>Its more than likely under 100,000
Source is in spanish though, so translated TL;DR
>The (original) report says:
>"The Good Friday's AAA episode was a massive success, achieving a 3.2 rating with a total of 5.4 million viewers".
>We contacted Nielsen IBOPE to get the real numbers, and they're really different:
>"Lucha Azteca, on Good Friday, drew a 1.37 rating, meaning they drew 772 140 viewers."
superluchas.com/no-los-young-bucks-no-lograron-un-rating-historico-para-aaa/?fbclid=IwAR3Z44i7Ol56jpkI573Dk18JG2Nw0bO3v9OI1E349Wx4Ma7tZBu4VPBkX84

AEW, Konnan, Jericho and Dave Meltzer BTFO

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he'll probably be in the Battle Royale

The crowd looks almost entirely Hispanic.
Oh, they are in Laredo, Texas, literally on the border.

>Laredo

BASADO

youtube.com/watch?v=_SPoikCWznk

he looks pretty fat too

Niggad getting Millions for this one match and Vince is cheap as fuck.

everyone is in here

FUCKING BASEF and I don't even believe in god

Peanut Butter Chocolate bros for life.

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Between this and his Owens and Brock promos, was Goldberg always based on the mic or am I just comparing him to the simps around now?

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Friendly reminder that the only reason Goldberg is even remotely relevant is because of a bullshit streak

Oh and he's a fucking kike

Old man Goldberg giving his best career promo

WHAT'

Holy shit this guy isn't even a wrestler anymore and he has more charisma than anyone else on WWE in the last 24 hours.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "Supposed AAA ratings & DON buyrate were a lie" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about bingo hall wrestling. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "Supposed AAA ratings & DON buyrate were a lie" poster. A pathetic unfunny "Supposed AAA ratings & DON buyrate were a lie" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SUPPOSED AAA RATINGS & DON BUYRATE WERE A LIE" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

I hope he says Saudi Arabia.

Bruh. No one cares. Go watch UFC man dance or something

MAYBE

Goldberg still so over bros. Makes me smile.

I wish Ultimate Warrior was around and made this a Triple Threat!!!

Boomers RULE!!!

DONG

whats your point gringo

wait Goldberg asked for an asskicking or he's gonna get the ass kicking Goldberg?

Goldberg has always been great on the mic
that's how he carried WCW for so long undefeated and people still didn't get tired of him

Ya seethe?

xronfe
nazed

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boomers making me cringe wheres muh aliester black

BONG

Alright lads I'm marking out a little

TAKER IS HERE

Asuka should come out and challenge Goldberg for streak superiority

These guys look like PS4 users.

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DEAD MAN WALKING

(((Goldberg)))

ya seethe?

guys im pumped

teleports behind you? but he's old. how?

oh shit

OH SHIT

THIS IS MY WRESTLEMANIA BABY!!!!!

How does Taker do that?

they kissed in the dark

I'm going to imagine that Goldberg interrupted Taker last night, but they ran out of time and nobody saw it

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now THIS is wrestling

>bring your jockstrap

Is this the height of trash talk?

bruh there's 3 minutes left

Anyone would be over like Jewberg if they had those chants piped in.

i forgot about taker's hairline

Based Boomer Taker with the epic mind games

Senior citizen hiding under the ring sounds hilarious

*teleports behind you*
Heh....nothin personnel, kid

Goldberg is fucking awesome. Only believable promo in this promo

*TELEPORTS AWAY*
NOTHIN PERSONEL GOLDBERG

imagine being a MINTard

So did his genetics

Goldberg literally reacted like a guy in a cheap haunted house.

Why did Goldberg hug the little kids? Is he /pedo/?

he's in a backstage hallway, waiting for someone to come and challenge him to a pointless match with nothing at stake and nothing to gain.

Bases

ya meltin peepbabby?

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HOLY FUCKING BASED
THE ARABS ARE SO FUCKING BASED
PLS BUY WWE

lol at them being cut off last night and ending too early tonight

why would he be afraid of broken down old undercarder? Goldberg still looks as big as 20 yrs ago

BASED

Where's the fucking wrestling on this show? Jfc

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*ends the show with another card recap*

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Just went to watch 305 and found out my PS3 doesn't get the WWE Network anymore. Hey at least I can drop half a months rent on a new system that will disappear in a couple years and doesn't have shit I want on it

Is it the winner of Goldberg and Taker to feud Aliestar Black for the summer or maybe contender for the WWE title.

Satan digits Ryuko!

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nope, just hyped up you brainlet - he always looks like that

because he's a hero for the kids like he said when he returned to raw two years ago ya simp

Finna

because when those kids want a WWE doll for their birthday they'll pick his and he'll make more money

I don’t understand the concept of marketing so I’ll just say he’s a pedo

Roku and Fire TV are $40

The point is it might as well be Mexico you pendejo

UOU FUCKIBG

YOU MOTHERFUCJIERS.

I ASKED TEN TIMES 'WJAT US COZYTUBE WHST IS COZYTUBE'

BEGHING FOT THE LINK TO YOUR SHITYU STRWm. DO I XAN EATVH GOLDBERG.

WHY YOU DFIT TOVTUJN BY LIFE LIKW THIS

I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY SAVIOR GOLDBERG

WGY

WHY XOUNT YOU SEND THE LINK

WHY

worked

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holy seethe

cringe

user's new shit-speling gimmick working everyone into a shoot

based

I'm hiding in this thread fellas

Whos chasing you R truth?

PUSSY

Bases

Bases

Bases

Bases

.

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god I am based
fuck everyone else i am based
cringe at everyone else
it's good to be the king

holy fucking based

cringe

All of you, get the hell out of this thread.

Don't you see Smackdown has ended yesternight already?

now this is top heel material

Bases

vince... give him the strap.... NOW

no it’s comfy in here

bases

everyone ITT is based

This a Mini thread, Peeps go home.

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fuck WWMEME

Bases
Bases
Bases
Bases
Cringe

>Smackdown thread still going

based

can't believe Vince Russo was just made into the new GM

Smackdown drawing all the dimes yet again

GIVE ME THE DING-DONG DIDDLY GREEN LIGHT GOD DAMMIT

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SMACKDOWN IS STILL AIRING?
HOLY BASED

THE RIDE NEVER DING-DONG DIDDLY ENDS

ITS ALWAYS SMACKDOWN SOMEWHERE BABAY

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What a based comfy thread

Bases
Bases

still not as long as WM35

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Finna

Worked

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Necro