SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

Roman not seeing Drew running at him was funny
thankfully the camera was giving us a nice shot from behind Roman, making the incoming kick that much more obvious

Bring back liv

Fatsuka sitting on BBC in catering

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where are they its been 3 weeks!

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>the face of WCW
he's losing then

Bump

this smackdown is lacking in bryan

>Charles twice a week
Fuck the wild card and fuck Vince

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I hope Shane beats Roman and starts calling himself the new Big Dog. Shane then goes on a warpath, Legend Killer style, beating top superstars and stealing their monikers and finishing moves.

I WANT TO GET BEAT UP BY MOMMY ASUKA

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Meltzer hinted that some sort of “harassment issue” happened with her and the viking guys so they’ve all been taken off tv

>nothing but divashit
fuck

>Modelo
cringe and bluepilled

>more bliss
YES

they got buried for

HOLY YUM

At least they got rid of the slag.

One of these days Murphy or Liv will debut on smackdown

I CAN'T FUCKING GETBTHE STREAM WHAT TJE HELL TJIS IS A JUHTMARE

PH MY GOD

I XANT MISS GILDVERRRRRRRRGG!

Sarah Logan cucked!

>3 blonds
Yep

let the botching begin

HOLY CUMMOLA

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Murphy kind of hinted on a podcast that he is leaving soon. It kind of goes with that thing Alvarez was saying a week ago about him missing being home

begun, the botching has

Oh my god, that exchange Bliss and Charles just had was fucking god awful

this SD has been absolute death

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>the only long term booking is wondering if Alexa is actually cleared and the eventual 24/7 title win of drake maverick

What was the point of getting implants if you're gonna wrestle in a shirt? Vince should be pissed for wasting money on those.

Yeah, because they're totally going to do Alexa vs Bayley again after that stick on a pole match.

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Does anyone to pile drivers anymore? Other than taker?

look at this slow motion wrestling
holy fucking boring

Oh shit the Kabukis are going to come out and save Blissrat.

i just want goldberg

no, it's too dangerous

Why is Cringemella in this match

What is this fucking match

MANDY LOOKING YUMMY

Charlotte is gonna win this match isn't she...

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seething

lol

Too bad Yea Forums bro isn't ringside tonight. Imagine all the great shots he could be getting right now.

Alexa is the female Mysterio

I wonder if lawler still busts one it two out at some gym in Oklahoma every once in a while

When the hell does Vince fucks off for the XFL? WWE can't last a year longer with this dipshit.

MAY-

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Why don't these 2 dykes just attack Carmella what are they waiting for?

Wouldn't surprise me, his talent is currently being wasted.

probably to carry Bliss and eat the pin

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>mandy looking like a GODDESS compared to these ugly ring rats

how do the womemes cope

Considering actual talent yeah

yeah right, somebody like becky will come out of nowhere
all the girls get to make an appearance except them

never. Last investor meeting he said he will be able to do both

Unrelated question by whatever happened to TJP?

they're banned, Taker is the only one that has permission

Sonya looks better than all of em

bliss picked a wedgie but we'll never see it full screen

>bayley
>charles
>bliss (not even SD)
>carmella
>mandy rose
>sonya deville
>all above asuka and kairi
Wtf bros

He got fired

probably
they are only really banned in WWE

he gone

Shes the female Sin Cara

he got released because everyone hates him

I know but she always gets these fucking title shots, man. I'm tired of it.

had to sell his mega man collection for rent money

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so is mandy the smackdown champ?

isn't kairi still recovering?

Sonya is for

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Been a while since we've gotten a Twisted Bliss.

he started spouting leftist sjw shit and got canned by Vince for it

LET'S GO QUEEN

I CAN'T FUCKING GETBTHE STREAM WHAT TJE HELL TJIS IS A JUHTMARE

PH MY GOD

I XANT MISS GILDVERRRRRRRRGG

They are banned in WWE. Make the switch to AEW.

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I want Carmella to hit a Bronco Buster on me.

Bliss' finisher is a sloppy splash from the turnbuckle? she's too scared to do an actual flip?

Does anyone else hate this wildcard shot? What’s the point of the brands if the wrestlers can jump to each one every week.

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that spot was basef

someony webm please

Holy cringe

that's Sasha

BASED

FUCK, at least its not Charles

(you)

BASED LOGGESS

JUST FUCK MY BRAND SPLIT UP

Thank fuck it wasn't Charles

Gee Alexa Bliss got a tainted win. Like every other win shes had since NXT

BASED
L
I
S
S

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THE LINK, THE LINK YOU IDIOT

SEARCHING COZYTUBE BRINGS ME POOOOOORN

HURRY THE FUCKING LINK

bliss looked like shit

>Lexi back to burying Bayley AGAIN

i literally forgot who had the smackdown women's belt

just end the brand split already

Why is a raw competitor challenging for smacks title?
Does she become a smackdown wrester if she wins?

Brand split is dead

ALEXA WINS LOL

It's weird because she has her regular gear in under the shirt

huge ups for whoever gave Sonya the makeover... wow

it could be interesting if it was more random, rather than the exact same people using it just to show up on both shows every week

wait, what belt is this for? what sow is she on?

you're an idiot

Paige requested for her release, so they don't know if the are going to break the tag team or just keep them together with or without a manager

Alexa is wrestling for the SD championship while feuding with the tag team champs a well

HOLY FUCKING BLISS

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>RAW beat Smackdown
Bros, it keeps happening!

blackedraw.com

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Snugs

just search smackdown daily motion you fucking tard

Dykes

Suck the dick and you get the pick.

bliss bout to bury bayley again lol

>Turn Alexa face on RAW to fight the tag champs
>Full blown heel on SD
>Is the next contender for SD's belt too
This company

So Bliss is a face in a tag team with Nikki on Raw but a semi heel on smackdown?

PEOPLE KEEP ASKING OF SHES BACK.. IM THINKING YEAH, SHES BACK!

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Banned in the big leagues for being too dangerous. Only type of piledriver allowed is Tombstones since it's easier and safe to control and land. Indies always use it to gain bonus points with Reddit and Wew despite it causing it to bump their necks into sawdust.

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT COMES UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

OH WHAT A BIG MAAAAN YOU ARE

LET ME BUY YOU A PACK OF GUM, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT

Bayley's

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>more raw recaps on smack
fugggg

thats charlottes finish

>Raw recap
>on a show that's had more rawtists

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>Smackdown back to being the RAW recap show
Sad!

Calm down to pajeet, ramen isn’t on yet

What's Lars gonna say about homos when they put a mic in front if him?

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Bet they'll keep her a face only on RAM and a keep her heel on Smack.

Hes already doing XFL. Why do you think everything is so bad? Its gonna be like this for a while

ELECTIONS FAGGOT IMMIGRANT, IF YOURE SICK OF NOT HAVING UPVOTES THEN GO BACK

Why would Paige leave WWE? She gets paid to do nothing. Easy money.

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this smack has been terrible

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Smackdown is literally back to being the shitty Supershow era program again

anybody capture that Bliss wedgie?

>Lars Sullivan interview
Finally, something worth watching

holy based more The Conjuring Universe movies

so when lucha house party interrupts lars again, that'll be about half of the raw roster showing up as wild cards

>those wrinkles
>that nose
Incels find this attractive
>r-rr-rrrent f-free

a character like that could be fun but not in this company

Seems kind of dumb to introduce the twist that Brock wasn't aware he had a year to cash in his briefcase contract, and then have Heyman constantly asking/telling him to cash it in, added to the commentary endlessly saying he's going to cash it in every week any time Brock is on screen, as if they are also unaware he has a year to use it.

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I actually watched that match I just forgot about that spot. Based

Because it is

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joey janela is a lucky man

kek, but true

so is your mom

Heyman said he was cashing it on Monday. theyre just heeling it up desperate for ratings

Is Based Goldberg out yet? Im in the bedroom listening to Ric Flair Drip and my tv is on mute and I am too lazy to go to the living room

I guarantee Brock will be on Smackdown when they debut on Fox. They need him.

*AHEM*

where is bryan bros

His mom is a lucky man?

you just missed him

REDDIT ABOUT TO SEETHE

all women over 20 have wrinkles and her nose is cute

Shes obviously still a bitch on RAW just mixed up with a face shes trying to use

e drones seething

HE'S GOING TO SAY IT

Brock seemed to make it clear he was going to troll the shit our of Seth with it for a while.

Is it just me or does he kinda sound like Kane??

what was the crowd chanting

HE'S ABOUT TO SAY THE WORD

Reddit is LOSING it rn lnfao

Holy fuck check squared circle

lmao vince wrote this

lars sounds like the biscuits and gravy simp

This is garbage

Oh no he's retarded.

SAY THE WORD

>i am no man

why does he sound like he's holding his nose when he talks?

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I'm praising kek so hard right now bros

This script is awful but he sounds a little bit like Kane.

I want to watch Lars violently plow Kayla lads

SAY IT

WOOO COZY DAILY WATCHWRESTLING NOTHIBGCWORKS WHST THE FUCIBIS WRONGG EITHVYIU IDUOTS YOU LAUGH ATVME BECAUSE IK IN FUCJING CAPUTAL LETRERS? YIYRE WORSE THAN CHINESEVPEOPLE EHO EALK AWAT FROM A FUCKING COOOORSPW IBTE SIDWQALLLK

IM A MACHIIIINE

Wow his voice is pathetic.
He needs a manager
>I am no man

GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

>Holy fuck check squared circle

cringe redditor outs himself

SAY THE WORD

SAY THE WORD, KAYLA

O GOD SHES GONNA SAY IT

SAY IT KAYLA

SAY THE WORD, KAYLA

SAY IT

SAY IT

NI.....

BULBASAUR

SAY THE N WORD

N

PROBLEMATIC

IM GONNA SAY IT

OH GOD that's what he sounds like? Fuck Vince is a genius for not having him talk until now.

SAY THE WORD

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NEW

NEW

racist?

N
I
G
G
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OH NO NO NO WHO TOLD LARS SULLIVAN TO SAY THIS SHIT?

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WTF IS THIS REALLY GONNA HAPPEN

lars sounds like a faggot

What is vivisect

This crowd should be gassed.

>SAY THE WORD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY REALLY HAVE A WRITER ON THIS BOARD

This is terrible

I have rewind you poorfag

...what is this promo lol

He shouldn't talk.

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEECFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIUCK

When people use a particular word on here, it's RACIST and unacceptable.

You know what that word is?

Go ahead asp

SAY IT.

SAYYYYYY ITT......

He should not be using words larger than 3 syllables.

THE CODEX CAL'EL!

retarded nigger

This is reminding me of Heidenreich

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So does Carmella have a dick or what?

him being called a freak all his life doesn't cancel out him being racist to reddit?

Apparently is because she hated to travel every week just to walk to the ramp, plus she's getting less money since she retired.

SAY IT
SAY THE WORD

>Ain't full of rainbows

GAYS AND DISCORD TRANNIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

BASED LARS PUTTING THEM IN THEIR PLACE

The promo is getting better as it rolled on but i have a feeling its gonna get rolled back as I heard nursery rhymes

REDDIT BTFO

>listening to Ric Flair Drip
Kino

Swerve: Lars is shoot gay and Reddit is full of homophobes.

Whitoids

lol wut is this shit

Lars is so ugly it's based

>Nasally voice
>shit promo
Lads... I thought Lars was cool. Is this really what he sounds like? And whoever wrote this needs to be hung by their neck

Vince. Strap. Now.

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OH SHIT HE GON SAY IT

Well that was a waste of time

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK THIS BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK

I figured it out

He has the cable guy lisp

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I hope so

BULBASAUR

oky dokey

OH!

So THAT'S why they haven't put him in front of a mic before.

I liked it

So where does WWE goes with the Lars monster angle?

worked

I hate this retarded board

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO KILL ALL THE NIGGERS

>charles hasn't had Zelina buried and sent back to NXt yet

This was their chance to get edgy and have the word be racist. Instead they pussied out like the cucks they are.

Goblina looking fine tonight.

they just killed lars
good job writers

whatever happened to ryback?

his gimmick is that he beats up minorities

You are free to leave anytime.

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same as Braun then buried by big dog

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION

IS TO ELIMINATE

MAIN

DESTROY

BULBASAURS

ANDRADE

what is the point of Zelina? I don't remember her even talking that much, and now Andrade is talking for himself.

He still pitches ideas to vince. He probably came up with that based lars promo

FUCK OFF MINI THIS IS A PEEPS BOARD

i thought the same, funny

shes teh smex user

I was kinda hoping he would lay out the interviewer

she doesnt have one now that charlotte is teaching that spic the king's english

she sexy

she'd talk for him all the time. theyll break up soon though if not just because of charles

worked

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Chocolate here. We wuz kangz n sheet

They'll just make him racist eventually, probably by accident at first

PLEEEEEEASEVLINKBTONSTRWAM I CANT MISD GOLDBEREG

YIRE WOEAE THAN THR PDOLLE WGO KOLLEX JEEEEWEWWWWWEEEEEESUSSS.

what a fucking joke, they killed lars already

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Holy shit Apollo appearance.

:D

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what is andrade's gimmick? mexican wrestler?

oh shit its bluetista jr

Last I checked minidicks got worked into a homoerotic shoot begging for the Summer of 92 experience while the god-tier PB/Chocolate stable drew the house

what the fuck why would Finn ruin a match

>tease an Andrade match
>blueball the crowd
>yet another 2 minute ppv setup spot

RIP

HELL YEAH
youtube.com/watch?v=VUBJzbyD2tE

this show is DRAGGING

to make almas look taller

this is all so terrible

What was the point of that?

>tranquillo chants

No, they just setup protection from Reddit, if they continue to hate him we can say that Reddit hates the gays.

in reality, Taker got cut off right after saying "You're next"

fill time

wait, there was actually more after they went off the air yesterday
lol

ITS BURNING DOWN
ITS BURNING HIGH

which honestly was the best way to end the promo

why do they keep calling Goldberg the icon
? since when

Glad they showed us what they cut off from last night

Carder sounds so weird when he says Goldberg

>Going to Saudi
>Leave Black behind for his religion-based tattoos
>"The Demon" Finn Balot

But Mini drew the house and this is coming from a chocochad. We were irrelevant desu.

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THIS IS THE WORST SMACKDOWN OF ALL TIME

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Stop forcing this meme

Placing my bet that Goldberg will say "You'll.. rest in peace, Undertaker because... YOU'RE NEXT!".

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Kayfabe reason for goldberg always having security at his door?

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so we confuse him with the real iiconic

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Does Goldberg honestly still even need security? It doesn't make sense anymore for him to do this he could just come out alone.

islamochristian demon iconography is okay

it really isn't

finale thread

NEW THREAD

says nothing of sense, stumbles words, tells the crowd I'm sorry in going to start the script over is that OK vince?

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kinda like a prizefighter thing, boxers get big escorts to the ring since they're dimes incarnate. gotta protect your moneymaker.

could it be?
IT IS