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SmackdownLive is presented by... DICK

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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IN4BLISS

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thank you!!! i pet him for you!!!

Roll

Smack BTFO

lmao

Bliss acted like a face last night, like a heel tonight. Cool

where is Becky?

Very nice.

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WITNESS ME

no rainbow socks sorry

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>BAYLETTY
RATINGS BTFO

Alexa is in her ring gear :)

T-t-that camera r-right there?

Fido already drawing dimes than this show.

God this is awful

would unironically breed

Rollerino

rollin

rolling for shiv liv

I think Bayley and Bliss should switch outfits.

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I want Bayley to shit on me so badly

Women think drinking coffee is a personality.

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so alexa bliss gonna hit her with the kendo stick again right?

show face and that will be the determiner

wasn't she a babyface on raw?

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remember all those great matches when Bliss was champ?

haha

lads my gf wants to plow by I just wanna chill and watch comfy smack, wat do?

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Post it

Bliss is actually kind of shit, lads. I mean, I'd fuck her forever, but she's boring

roll for peyton

Jesus Christ the gay agenda is getting advanced.

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BAYLEY BURIED BY COFFEE LMAO

>The way Lexi's thighs touch together

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acquire rainbow socks, sissy

Bayley need to change her dumbass theme.

I hear Alexa is really good at baiting
one might say she's a master baiter

wow this is fucking awful

BTFO

WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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YUMOLA
would breed

KIKES BTFO

damn I forget bliss is a womanlet

MAKE MELLA CHAMP AGAIN

BAYLEY GETTING BURIED THE FUCK OUT LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

RNGesus guide me

>her gimmick is a bitchy white girl who loves coffee

really original

ROLLIN FOR JAPS OR TRAPS

where does Mella get the time to job in these random matches while also chasing R Truth around backstage?

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CHARLES

Life is like a box of chocolates, most of them suck you'd probably still eat it. Roll

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA AND EVENTUALLY HER CHAMPIONSHIP

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>Charles
Changing the channel

>Charles

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Where's Lacy?

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>Carmella comes out
I'm killing myself tonight

Might as well just change the channel

Holy shit Bayley is terrible at promos

Is that you /TRasp/?

god the female division is so fucking shit

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I WANNA CUM IN CARMELLA

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>carmella involved with the title scene again

Jesus they cant be serious

Moar

>Carmella vs Alexa vs Charlotte
based?

rolling

ding-dong diddly

SAME OLD SHIT

SAME OLD SHIT

SAME OLD SHIT

Oh wow, Charles is getting another title shot! What a shocker!!!!

Carmella sounds like a fucken retard

>charles is in both the smack and raw title picture

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You fucker!

Tell me one thing women don't ruin.

I'll wait

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Fuck this segment

i love how much matches carmella is in lol

Carmella/Bayley is where the money is, jack

>Moment of Bliss
>Alexa proves she is terrible on the mic
>everyone interrupts
>random women's match is announced
every time

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I have a bad feeling Goldberg ain't coming back from Saudi

mella is money ya pinhead

MAKE MELLA CHAMP AGAIN

Bayley looks like such a geek next to those three. Literally all of them seem like more of a champ than her, she just disappears into the background

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no. cringe. cringe, nothing more, nothing less.

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My sex life

Blowjobs

she's mentally challenged show more respect asshole

Is Charlotte a face again or is the crowd retarded?

THOSE FUCKING TITS

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BASED LYRICSCHAD

Based Lexi working both womnes divisions into a seething botchfest shoot..

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>Charlotte talked to Shane and just so happens the triple thread match involves the 3 girls already out there
why are the simplest things so difficult?

>every time Charles hears someone mention a title match

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damn carmellas puss is fat

>inb4 Carmella leaves the match to save Truth's 24/7 title again

Screencap this lads.

>Bayley is smackdowns champion
makes me laugh

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Based.

meanwhile
>dont use kairi
>dont use asuka
>dont use ember
just fuck anyone who's decent, only throw the same old shitters out there
really makes ya think

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Troof is the best

>Charles inserts herself into every women's title match every month
stop

I have a feeling Truth will be the Hardcore Holly of this championship.

Mella and Bliss are dimes, ember and japs aren't

>Carmella

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>pretending to be on the phone
unholy cringe

Fat puss?

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shitty booking killed our girl

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>cutting Elias segment for another promo package
FTC

HOLY SHIT

more like every week

saudis love jews

take this faggy shit back to twitter, faggot.

Hello I am commercial break

Based and trappilled

but wasn't that crash holly?

>this title is ruining my life, man!

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What did I miss bros?

MELLA2BELTS WHEN SHE BEATS BAYLEY AND TRUTH

Where'd you get that pic of the janny?

>YAAAAAAAS R-TRUTH IS SOOOOO AWESOME
>24/7 BELT RULEZ!!

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fuck i really want one of those sonic shakes

Tell me what to buy.

who /dolph/ here

>vince pushing asians
The man couldn't believe Asuka got cheered over charles.

imma roll

Rollypolly

Hungry lads, what is the choice:

Little Caesar's, Marco's, Domino's, or Pizza Patron?

WWE thinks we won't notice Charlotte is involved in every single title match by throwing in a random jobber to create the illusion of a triple threat

haha

Hello, I am Radke.

>not just listening to the stream that plays music when there's a commercial break

Fuuug you're right.

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disgusting

Raven won the Hardcore title the most

>trying this hard to fit in
go back

>Not on this brand
>Can just randomly win the opposite brand's title
W C W

I need a working stream

billie or peyton please

man this 1st hour has been brutal

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I love overcomplicated bullshit!

here,fellow Zigchad

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Base Lundgren fan.

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Dana is for___

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Calm down bugman

Crash had the most funny reigns compared to Raven.

>obvious setup for a lumberjack match
>"derp whats going on guys?"
>it's a lumberjack match
>"what? wow guys! I don't unnerstand"
Smack commentary is ass. Based Graves calling them out

Question: what happened to that big kinda fat girl that actually looked like she could slap shit decent? Nia jaxx or something like that? Why isn't she on doing shit when it looks like she could shake the other women in the division like rag dolls?

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why couldn't I save her lads?

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Marco's tastes like a combination of Papa Johns and Pizza Hut but isn't as good as either. From here until doomsday, you cannot beat a $5 Little Caesar pie.

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who said anything about wins? I assumed we were talking fun segments that they carried

How do you gringos pronounce Kemonito?

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BURIED!!!!!!!!

BASED TRUTH TOOK A DIVE SO ELIAS WOULD GET HIS ASS WHOOPED

Based

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Based TROOF

bbc

Sorry you hate fun.

BASED BASED BASED TRUTH

cummies in her face and chest

Kay-mon-ito

have sex

THIS IS LITERALLY A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW

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>that drake dive
kek

just got in, did I miss Asuka?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

We got the first second time champ Elias and now we got the first ever 4th time champ R-Truth.

theres been way more than 4 people from raw on this show......

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Why is Roman on Smackdown?

BASADO

Key-Moe-Naito

Please

Drake and Truth are literally carrying that belt to relevance.

Shane should just fuck off

She can't do anything.

key mo neat oh

Is Truth enjoying the best title run of any champion currently on WWE?

heterosexual men of all races

he got drafted to it

does wwe really need to make shane do promos on both brands?

nope

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ROLLAN

Kay - mon ito king of Yea Forums

Chad Truth carrying the show again

Asuka has never been seen again by anyone user...

Are you a spic? If yes, then Patron.

If no, Little Caesar's

Worked

There's 6 Raw guys in here at least

tore both her acls she collapsed in on herself like dark matter or a black hole or whatever

I'd be having more fun if Truth hadn't been crying about the concept of the 24/7 belt like a dumbass
durr I have to defend it 24/7?!
yes, retard, that's the whole fucking gimmick

Obviously

Which stream is that? I'm sick of my stream not knowing when to cut back from their own fucking commercials

The Wildcard Rule is making me hate Smackdown again

taima.tv/r/wooo

you been under a rock? she blew out both her knees. she'll be out for a while.

>The announcers burying this 24/7 garbage

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Literally Truth/the 24/7 belt/Carmella/the jobbers are the only genuinely good thing about WWE right now.
Kinda sad, but makes sense.

Nobody cares about gooks

his gimmick is literally ignorant fun loving black man. been watching long?

This company actually did what I thought was the hardest thing they could possibly do which is overthink 24/7 title.

92

fuck yeah I win

Pizza Patron is cardboard with toppings. Old school cafeteria pizza is better then that.

>Ember Moon
>Gook

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That doesn't work I should've said that

Not on the show tonight

Tuesday Night RAW

BASED MAMA CHRISLEY

>exposing the business

wait, so this isn't Mojo?

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>My name is Alester Black and I own a thesaurus

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you have to click the little refresh button under the video first

is hhh keeping Black in the back until vince dies?

>black is still just doing these fucking promos for like 3 months now
kek

Alistair "RESPECT WAHMAHN" Black

What the fuck is this faggot talking about? I hope he gets his ass beat by some chads

Black's new gimmick is being a tripfag IRL

has this guy gained weight?

HERE COMES THE PEPE
(HERE HE COMES)
(MEMES TALK)
HERE COMES THE PEPE
PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE
HOLLA HOLLA
HOLLA HOLLA
DING DONG DIDDLY
CUT THE CHATTER
IF YA AINT TALKIN PEPE THEN YA TALKIN DONT MATTER

KNACK TWO THE FUTURE

>be a man

sexist much

um you are supposed to wait until you hear HERE COMES THE MONEY to post it

It's going to be Murphy vs Black
Winner gets relevance

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what? go to woooalt then

HERE COMES THE PEPE

>black is a great quiet mystique to him
>lets have him promo

based!

worked

why is the winner going to aew?

>The Revival
Nigga what the fuck? i thought they were already buried.

YES THEY DID IT
THEY ARE IIN THE STABLE

9 Raw guys do far

>open challenge
>to face a nobody for no prize
flawless plan

not surprised, nigger hasn't wrestled for weeks

Rollin' desu

so theres been like 15 wildcards from raw now?

>Aliester Black begging for (you)s

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Black is only over because of his theme and entrance and so they decide to have him sitting in a room for month not coming to the ring. WTF is wrong with these people.

Don't listen to those /wooo/tists and their cancer ridden site, go to either cozytube (which cancer is at least bearable) or one of those watchwrestling sites

What's she eating?

Worst Things WWE Does in 2019

1) promos for talent that literally go no where

seriously getting sick of this shit first they did it w/ Mojo and now Black. WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF A PROMO THAT LEADS TO NO WHERE?!

Do you think Vince is purposely trying to kill WWE before he dies?
That is the only way I can make sense of this now

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>CM Punk chants
This fucken crowd.

Based crowd working Shane for CM Punk

10, I forgot Sami

LOW ENERGY CM PHIL CHANTS

Poor Aleister Black...he’s so god damn good. He’s gotten no matches since the shake up...yet Shane gets 20 minutes to repeat his promo from RAW.

>CuCK MAN PHIL
>CuCK MAN PHIL
>CuCK MAN PHIL
>CuCK MAN PHIL

4 (FOUR) TIME
4 (FOUR) TIME
4 (FOUR) TIME
4 (FOUR) TIME
WWE 24/7 CHAMPION

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Do you KNOW how much it costs to run his platform raiser for his opening do you KNOW?

best in the world Shane always leads to cm punk chants

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More or less. Stopped following wwe for a while after Roode became a jobber and they buried Wyatt. Only now getting back in thanks to funhouse

>watch Smackdown to see clips from RAW

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they're trying to get them to stay

we again seeing this footage..............

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDDD CAAAAAAAAAARD BAAAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it somehow gets worse every week

on his way to 5 sucka

This Shane shit is truly unbelievable, he's taking up even more time than Roman/Charlotte/Becky now

Lacy is for ___

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Animal Abuse.

Fuck this shit, emailing PETA now.

I want to die bros

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Gimme wifu

>save us from this awful shit
is that Romans gimmick post cancer?

roll

apparently Roman has no peripheral vision

shane is 10 times more entertaining than aleister black

her husband

BBC

Based Big Dog

big dimes out of nowhere

And hes still not a fucking wrestler. It's like Cornette fighting Vader or Bobby the Brain beating up Hogan

Shane ABUSING the Wild card rule by using it for his niggas every week

jobbing

ELEVEN
FUCKING
RAWTISTS

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mexicock

Here’s a theory...

Is Vince’s plan to get the crowd SO bored that the crowd decides to cheer for Roman? Cause it seems to be working...

Shane is fucking BASED

Well... Its kinda working

who have the rawtists been so far?

mocking romans spear is pretty funny tbfh

NEW THREAD

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The only reason Drew isn’t a contender for a belt is because sand niggers set the card

Aleister Black
>wrestler
Shane
>not

I’m not seeing the entertainment here

...

I always thought Shane would die from falling but it's starting to look like he'll die in the ring exhausted from a promo

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>Charles twice a week
Fuck the wildcard and fuck Vince

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kek

oh so you are one of those marks

I CAN'T FUCKING GETBTHE STREAM WHAT TJE HELL TJIS IS A JUHTMARE

PH MY GOD

I XANT MISS GILDVERRRRRRRRGG

based

COZY

Mmmmm would wanna mess with that

THE LINK, THE LINK YOU IDIOT

SEARCHING COZYTUBE BRINGS ME POOOOOORN

HURRY THE FUCKING LINK

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