SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #1

he did show up

SOON

STEAKS AND BELTS BABY

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haha

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Not looking likely
They've apparently just completely dropped the whole thing with them.. IIconics are randomly feuding with Bliss/Nikki/Becky who the fuck ever else on RAW
Even Paige isn't getting them appearances. Just not looking good at all, I mean Vince must really hate them.

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Kabuki Warriors?
More like Stuck-in-catering Warriors!

Asuka has been off TV most year. Even when she was the champion

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

Just ordered pizza with olives on it

>3 weeks without Kairi/Asuka and now they've been passed over for nikki cross/sawdust brains

the suffering never ends

Having pizza here too. I'm having a Noahs Arc with three of every animal on it

What are you guys drinking tonight? I hope you are drinking the best pop (cola) on Earth, like myself!!!

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AND THIS IS A FRENSHIP THAT WILL NEVER EVER END

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Goldberg get out of my yard.

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Pepsi max for me

Good fuck that fat gook shitter

unironically the only big dimes match they have left

I can't watch wrestling without my Yea Forums frens cos they are the best frens and make me laugh and forget about my bad days

Based fat Steiner brothers.

cringe

he got cutoff because he walked too slow to the ring

water with a bit of lime

Based

seething

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Water with liquid chlorophyll and lime.
Finished my real sugar Dr Pepper earlier.

the botch with bayley killed them

NOO

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tap water is all I drink

cringe

>lars talks

the beaners have interrupted him on both shows for weeks

what kind of fucking feud is this

Just Pepsi

Ok I'll take it out. I couldn't build a Pyramid with it anyways

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also they did this shtick with ec3

All WWE shows are shit, you fucking drone. How do you not know this by now?

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cringe

lol this acting

quit crying lmfaooo that shit was hella funny b. You fat wh*te cucks got btfo

>complaining about how shit wwe is
>d-drone

you're a bright fellow

single handedly destroys WWE

cringe

based Stabler, now SVU has no draws smdh

that one line cost them 500,000 viewers

Steaks n weights baby

y las velas pa?

For you

End the wildcard rule. Boycott WWE.

>>Our fans are losers and heres a diva with glass brain going over an someone that can actually do a hiptoss

The company wonders why its in the gutter too

This

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2 hours of based Echad entertainment incoming

zzz

it wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt always bex, da big dawg, the usos, shane, kofi, and seff

Honestly pretty hyped for Basedberg.

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KWAB

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>dad walks in

el kofi se fuma altas velas seguro ajajajaajaaj

oof

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based filter raping you into submission just like Kevin Nash on that cool summer night in 1992

will Brock save us?

Y las velas???

>belts

Reminder kofi hid from brock lesnar and let seth rollins get killed in the ring

>Kofi's promo
Hahaaaa... Fortnite... And Mark Ass Brownlee

The responses for Kofi have died down a lot

WHY

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he is based, but not that based

Why does Kofi repeat himself so much?

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Do people eat those pancakes that he throws?

YOU DESERVE IT

I THOUGHT YOU ASPTARDS SAID /WOOO/ WAS DEAD.... THEN WHY AM I STILL WATCHING WRESTLING

FOR

FREE?!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

(side note: haven't watched since Mania, but Goldberg vs Taker is based and a one time only event = BOOMERS WIN AGAIN!!!)

#StaySeething #FreeWrestling

Nikki a cute.

The you deserve it era.

Meltzer's finest ever turn of phrase.

A reminder to submit your pro-Nash apologiae to the /news/ thread

booked like a complete simpleton jiving and dancin' and throwin' pancakes, and YOU DESERVE IT a month after winning the title, what do you expect

Not even the filter, mark. Goldberg is based.

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the novelty is dead

>le you deserbe it era

>reminds you he won it at wrestlemania for the 100th time

aquí pa

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DONT YOU DARE

TO SHOWER

IT NEVER ENDS GODDAMMIT AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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>post yfw you remember when they pretended Kofi was Jamaican

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nice blog post fagola

based negroes, i bet nash wishes he was there

LMAO SO THIS IS THE POWER OF WWE
FUCKING FOOTAGE OF SOME AFRICAN SHITHOLE

una sneeda

Can you imagine Cryin’ Chuck Schumer saying out loud, for all to hear, that I am bluffing with respect to putting Tariffs on Mexico. What a Creep. He would rather have our Country fail with drugs & Immigration than give Republicans a win. But he gave Mexico bad advice, no bluff!

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>/pol/fags hate this right now

heartless scum

ONE TIME FOR PANCAKES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU DESERVE IT KOFI

Kofi can surely relate to 3rd world problems...
uh huh

No mention about brock...........

I can't take it lads

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>groid world tour

why is this on television

Should have stayed there bitch.

Shanes Kayfabe able to no-sell a former world champions finish and is as stronger than both Elias and Drew

cope

>Kofi is "Jamaican"
>actually born in Ghana

I like this bit.
I'm not a complete fucking Scrooge.

Aren't you Jamaican?

WTF is this monkey moon cricket spear chucker bullshit?

Have you guys been dealing with this since Mania? Why are you still watching?

who else /smoked/ right now?

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>home country
doubt

SOS

YA CHAMP IS CRYIN

not jamaica?

>finally able to go back to Ghana
Like if you wanted to go back to that shithole brother

>Jinder returns to India w/ the belt
>promptly loses it
>Kofi returns to Africa w/ the belt
>losing it intensifies

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Jesus enough with this corny borefest

>Ziggler

Cringe or Based?

SOS

GHANAIANS ARE DYING

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

LOL they showed paramilitary armed guards in some of those shots

Wait Ziggler is raw? So hes technically a wildcard?

Ziggler is boring

WHO JUST HERE FOR /TRUTH/?

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Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi Kofi
nobody cares about that shithole.... It should have been me.

>putting a Latin ending on a Greek word

>another video package

christ

cringe

this fucking overacting loser peaked a decade ago and needs to fuck the fuck off

Liv's gone blonde again.

BASED or cringe?

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You think with China recolonizing Africa there would be more pave roads

Or the time machine skit.
>video package day
Fucking end this already.

based

>dolph has raw nameplate
state of this brand split

Hahahhahaa!!!

Kofi is feuding with ZIGGLER for the world title?!?!?

Seriously, how do you fucking losers still watch this shot?

That and hoping for the Bukkake warriors to show up

LITERALLY NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH THIS. ITS ACTIVELY MAKING ME WATCH SOMETHING ELSE.

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Ziggles held that WHC for about 25 minutes combined

When the fuck is ziggler gonna call Big E his house nigger

Remember that time when Ziggler won the US championship, vacated it for no reason, then came back a month later to feud for it again?

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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fat

I think i have bed bug i m so body is itchy as fuck

so Kofi didn't visit his homeland for 30 years when he clearly has had the financial means to do so and we are supposed to be inspired he went now?

who cares bro the brand split will end shortly anyway

I want 10 more minutes of this.

THANK YOU ZIGGLER

suck his dick dolph

>two dudes chanting THANK YOU ZIGGLER
kek

MENTION BIG E AS YOUR BODYGUARD

>thank you ziggler!

get a load of this tard

IT'S YOU, NIGGER

this a shit

IT
SHOULD
HAVE
BEEN
ME

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I 'member.

And that was only the 3rd weirdest shit he did that year.

Wash your fucking bed sheets E-drone.

Wait WTF dolph is back?

no

Would you go to Africa?

How do you explain them having these competing video packages already made and ready to go? Lmao

Would you want to go back to that shithole?

HOLY KINO

plus he didnt take them any food or water, just plaster pancakes and rainbow unicorn horns and fag blue tshirts

Im falling asleep lads

FINALLY SOME BACKSTORY

wow kofi is a tactical genius

>Kofi Kangston and Dolph admitting on live tv they were midcard nobodies a few years ago.

They are now feudng for the WWE title.

>It's been more than a year since Dolph did his walk out

God I feel old

ziggler has cut the same exact promo for 3 weeks

All those #s that came for Goldberg.... they're dropping by the hundreds of thousands right night.

Lowest ratings ever. What a waste.

WTF CONTINUITY IN WWE?

uhh you just dont

IT'S GONNA BE ME

Well now I do. How’s catering?

When was the last time we got a who's in the limo ending?

>3 (THREE) years ago ziggler did the walkout

Jesus christ...are we getting old?

I've got the bugs myself. :(

You break any chairs lately fat fuck?

Is this Vince subtly complaining about people leaving?

>kofi is a loyal edrone promo
LMAO

There's a lot of footage being show.

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>leaves tv for 6+ months
>comes back with exact same look

Explain?

more video packages wtf

Yep

>4 video recaps in 15 minutes

what the fuck

>Vince
>Subtle
Pick one

Bases. Bed bugs or the cock roach?

>kofi kingston and dolph ziggler is the main event feud on smackdown
jesus christ how did we get here?

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>More talking and video packages

Can AEW take over already

JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY VIDEO PACKAGE RECAPS CAN THEY FIT IN ONE GODDAMN SEGMENT

DEANO BTFO

Bringing the Goldberg watchers up to speed

STOP WITH THE VIDEO PACKAGES

I thought the SuperShowdown was only for good matches?

Triple threat match confirmed

>15 minutes feels like an hour

that's a [BUZZWORD] from me [AFRICAN AMERICAN SLANG]

>wrestlemania equivalent
fucking based

get that shit taken care of asap

well glad we actually got some good buildup for the feud

DEAD MAN WALKING

sami and kevin are a thing again?

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEME

IT WAS ME!

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Personally I want based spoopy skeletons_dancing.gif and 24/7 shenanigans, anything else is a drag. Also checking the odds for the predicts.

>wrestlemania equivalent

Wat

BASED FAT ASS AND UBER DRIVER SAVING US

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Remember when Smack was actually watchable?

Why did Vince kill it?

Those Trolli commercials are based

or even better because arabs can afford to book undertaker

>all those video packages in the same promo

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wrestlemania sucked with the divashit
this is gonna be good

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>KO and Sami are still a heel tag team on Smackdown

SERIOUSLY NOW.... HOW DO YOU LOSERS KEEP WATCHING THIS SHIT?!

give me Goldberg so I can get the fuck outta here, you all are pathetic and sad!

Is there even a point to watch smackdown? Firefly isn't on there and unless there's a fun 24/7 part there's no real interesting situations that I know of

>black sheriff

Because he decided SD os the B show and it thriving when he wasn't paying attention pisses him off

I want phone posters to leave

That's a rough existence you lead my friend.

>Just started watching
>Already past the 20 minute buffer I use on my dvr to skip commercials
>watching a commercial
at least it's better than kofi

New Men in Black looks so bad

because the word "Smackdown" was coined by someone not him.

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you're the pathetic and sad one, hanging around until 9:55 just to see oldberg come out and tell carder he's gonna make him rest in peace

listening to woke neckbeards with zero dimes

>he's watching for oldberg
oh no nonono look at this dood

>STOP WITH THE VIDEO PACKAGES

Now that the brand split is over, Smackdown is back to being the recap show again.

>17 minutes of video recaps

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A cute

>Grossly Fat white woman liking and hating things

So fucking American

And it's gonna be great!!!

A few mins of my night while YOU waste hours every single week like a lifeless loser bahahaha you're so fucking pathetic kys

I just saw an advertisement for a Smackdown live event coming to another town in my state and they advertised that Kofi and Dolph were going to have a WWE championship match. Are these two seriously going to feud for the next two months? Shaking my head to be honest.

>Expecting Oldberg before the last minute of Smack
Might as well come back later.
What else I can do? Make the switch? It's been fucking years doing this fucking routine and unless the E dies I'll keep doing it.

basde

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Showtunes ARE rad you fucking mark.

seething

Has Kofi ever been a heel?

cards for live shows are subject to change

>more kofi and owens

how many times does KO have to lose before they move on

Man, you just gotta go cold turkey.

Believe it or not... leaving Yea Forums for a while will help that transition. This place is a cesspool of losers and lifeless nobodies. They only drag you down.

Get banned intentionally. Trust me, it worked for me.

fucking neck yourself you no-taste having faggot

yes when the new day was a heel stable

I want her to pee and poo at the same time on me

>yuropoors that stay up until 4am watching children's television don't like anything
checks out depressed faggot

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nope, the first an only time he showed a change of character was mini feud with orton in '09, which was actually good

other than that he's been the same happy go lucky fucktard

remember when KO and Zayn got kicked off the european tour after that match with new day?

are you the same people who pay tickets to wwe shows to chant cm punk?

this is the fake fighting you want to see featured during the full 2 hrs of the show AEWtists? Fake fighting doesn't draw

When he joined New Day.

I don't remember Kofi or Rey Mysterio being heel.

>p-plans change
worked

I can't believe they robbed us of this kino.

New Day were heels for a while

Did Road Dogg leaving ruin SmackDown? It was decent a couple months ago, and him and Ryan Ward were running it at its peak in 2016.

New Day ya dip.

for a cup of coffee in '15

hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?108806-TS-in-Jeddah-Saudi-Arabia

smackdown was ruined before he left, it's just somehow managed to get WORSE

Gonna go ahead and watch something else bros this shit sucks tonight

who else can't distinguish the voice of tom whatshisface and the other dude who's not corey

RUSHED home from work to watch SMACKDOWN! What have I missed so far??

owens disgust me with his fatness

kys

kys tranny freak

God I hate this picture in picture shit

4 video packages

Another commercial.

I've destroyed you fucking dorks enough, this show is garbage. I'm outta here. Have fun wasting your life on fat ass Owens and the pancake jiggaboos.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING LOSERS AND I HOPE YOU DIE. God you guys are so fucking pathetic.

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>another Shaft movie in the year of our lord 2019
who thought that would draw dimes

he gained everything he lost back and it looks like even more than that

sometimes yeah

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see ya in the next thread

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ya seethe?
ya boilin?
ya fumin?
>unironically being this much of a mark

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is someone gonna complain about how Dolf was watching the screen? no?

L-love you t-too user.

Would

It's all so boring.

Is this Michael Jackson?

It wasn't exactly him leaving that ruined it, rather the thing that ruined it caused him to leave. Vince started to get more involved with Smackdown since the show is getting ready to move to fox, and Road Dogg couldn't handle all of his stuff being torn apart by Vince's love of changing plans so he just gave up the position.

I know they aren't King and JR so I don't give a fuck

damn kicks are that powerful?

Tell me, do you seethe?

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so we needed a 10 minute match just to have Ziggler do the same thing he's been doing for weeks

I'm done watching.

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CAN DA BEEG DAWG OVERCOME THE ODDS?!

Ziggler was watching the screen backstage 5 seconds ago and now is suddenly able to sneak up from the announce table side??? What???

it hasn't been this sterile and dead in ten years, this shit needs a year long pause

go away Shane

we seen this footage way too many times

JEEEEEEEEEEW

Awww yes. She's in her ring attire.

BLISS

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>lexi thighs

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Think of Shane vs Reigns as a containment feud. You don't want to see either of them so you can just turn it off when theyre on. Two birds.

DING-DONG DIDDLY

friendly reminder that Shane McMahon will be WWE Champion.

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I hate old white women

worked

guys i drew my dog fido for the next thread!!!! :)

Yeah but the Wildcard rule means they aren’t contained to one brand :(

Based, I hope it never ends now.

Why not hes the best in the world and can fight Roman Undertaker Kame the Rock Trips Austin Andre or prime Hogan on even footing

Sorry i'm behind, but wasn't Shane a face at some point because people were fucking sick of the egomaniac manager angle Vince had milked for generations?

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So I read that WWE has employed the hot tag spot in almost all of their tag matches since 2008. Why? They've driven the spot into the grown so bad that it isn't getting any reaction anymore.

God I hope Bayley breaks her neck "Accidentally" botching a piledriver

who wrote this shit

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He was face until he turned on Miz.

>bayley on the mic

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I guess it's because they have to set up these shows months in advance that they are booked so early, but in doing so it telegraphs what the championship picture will look like in the next two months...unless, as you say, the situation changes and they change the card.

Yeah I don't think this semen slurping show is for me anymore lads

Basically, since he was being compared to Steph the testicle-eviscerator he naturally got all the cheers

Then he let it turn him into a gigamark who books himself kicking clean out of finishers and A REEEEEEAL SHOOTER. Even in Vince's worst booking he always remembered that civilians had no place looking strong, he got jacked as fuck with multiple training montages to take on Stone Cold and didn't get a lick of clean offense anyhow

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Turned heel so Miz could be face. In my opinion, it should have been Miz vs Daniel Bryan at WM35.

Both.
Only the bed bugs are annoying though.