ITT: Possible dream matches for the Saudi Arabia event this fall

Rock wouldnt go
Cena wouldnt go
Batista wouldnt go

Basically anyone legitimately bigger than WWE arent going because it would fu k up their image hard.

How many years until Kurt wrestles again?

They're eventually going to start booking other sportsmen in matches to please the Saudis, right? Mayweather would do it.

The Saudi shows are just the blood oil sultan's fan booking so he probably doesnt give a shit about anyone who doesnt sate his own nostalgiafaggotry.

Also Mayweather wouldn't go.

Considering how he's usually dealing with the IRS every couple years I wouldn't rule out the possibility.

Austin pussied out

Rock doesn't need the money. He makes enough making movies.

Taker - Sting seems pretty likely

I feel like the dude who requests certain wrestlers stopped watching wrestling before Mayweather appeared in WWE

>this fall

there's another one this year?

They're probably going off of the fact we had two last year.

Austin vs Goldberg was the real dream match of the time. But Austin lacing up the boots to take out Lesnar in 2019 would still be based.

Plus doing a Saudi show would piss off Hollywood types

austin and rock have self respect

Probably not even one

Has anyone ever edited Mick to see what he'd look like if he was buff instead of fat?

based fucking retard

Can you dig it sucka?

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Didn't Dwayne make a post extolling the virtues of Saudi Arabia last year?

Rock is a cog in the Hollywood machine so no he doesn't, for Austin it's a matter of not having wrestled in ages, if they paid him a gob just to show up and stunner someone he'd be there in an instant, he's already redpilled against ((the other side)) anyways

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lol Yeah but they also probably think the shit is real. They have requested multiple people who were dead or would never come back to WWE

Bases

He means Crown Jewel you subhuman filth.

finn balor versus the pavement in a gravity rules match to celebrate Saudi independence from fag month.

WWE are basically paying him pension so he doesn't become Randy The Ram.

When the prince asks for this match Mick Foley himself won't even be in it.

Wouldn't it happen this Friday? He's literally dressed up as a demon and everything

But he’s currently banging a Latina hottie ya dingus. Steph pushed that virtue signalling shit on him no doubt

You know, R-truth would have/still could be a great Doink.

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The revived bodies of Ultimate Warrior vs Chris Benoit in a final casket match. Loser stays in hell forever.

>dating someone in a different country
Beard is the term

>wanting a woman around 24/7
Looks like you’re the fag here user

>Loser stays in hell forever.
Winner goes to a queer free enclosed pool area.

It should've been Rock vs Haitch for one more match.