RAM Gamethread #3

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Ring side bro checking in with some Becky ass

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YOU DESERVE IT

Answer this in a who question.

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Becky stopping for that faint chant YIKES

are you trying to die

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

You ain't liv long enough to be a soldier!

BASED

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someone post the becky changing channel gif

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

Lynch has her Apple watch taped up so it wont get scratched during her scripted brawl coming up

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*BRAAAAAAP*
Smells like Armenian cum

I want to stick my dick in Nikki's tight Scottish puss lads

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>That close and no ass to be found
What did he mean by this?

Your wife seems to like becky. I caught the clap.

57 days and counting

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i bet you gonna get kicked out for these ass pics lmao

>muh Stone Cold

Becky is an afterthought now top kek

Becky shut up

Bruh

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I just remembered that he's part of the RAM tag champs, I'm gonna tell Vince.

who is lyricschad

yikes
get bliss pls

>OI AYM PEESED OOF
Shut up, popeye

>you deserve it
yikes

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scottish girls look like that?

They KNEW, right?

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>still reminding us that you won wrestlemania

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*smells in irish*

Who is LyricChad

I've been drinking tequila almost every night on the reg but I can't do every night because the hangover is a bitch

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Why doesn't ringside Yea Forumsnon shoot on Beko? Do pro-wrestling a favour, kill her.

WHO IS LYRICSCHAD

This woman is so shit and her dresses don't hide her obvious man body

thats the smell of your own mouth

You just doxxed yourself

based

keep your goddamn mouth shut

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lmao Becky and Seth suck.

becky is so cringe

you just know

blah blah blah blah
makes face

I haven't watched WWE in a long time, does Becky's promos always sound so scripted?

a good promo from becky?

Correct

Next question.

Sup Jasethy ya anti dimes sand nigger

Becky is cringe af

Rinside user call Lacey a cunt. Jesus fuck won't this bitch ever go away

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FUCK THE WILDCARD

*clap clap clapclapclap*

Cute

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>Charles

I want 2 die

Oops

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RINGSIDE user GIVE US SOME LACY!

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>Lacey's throaty sexy ass voice

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So how fat is you're typical e-drone? Someone get a screenshot of him.

>Still with this Becky and Charles shit
ENOUGH ALREADY

>tfw sleepy but don't have access to a RAM stream
This sucks.

Who is the king of me?

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER WRESTLING MATCH

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Is anyone else seeing all these empty seats in the background!
>gg Kevin Dunn

there's no one in history with a worse ratio of talent to title reigns than Charles

"women" for 800

CHARGOAT IS HERE

Raw gets all the stars. Smackdown is leftover storylines. Just like the old days.

Wait why is Lacey the number one contender?

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oh ho ho Yea Forums RAW chad is a BRAP BOY.

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Finishers for 400

that lacey reaction though

TRANQUILLO'D

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Charles fucking sucks. All three of these women suck

Until women "wrestling" goes back to bra & panties matches, the ratings will plummet

holy freakin cringe

HOLY BASED BRAP CHAD

>Charles

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1 HOUR HAS PASSED
THERE HAS BEEN ONE WRESTLING MATCH WITH TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS IN THE MATCH

Any word on if Riddle is actually there?

>more than halfway to beating her dad's record
>hasn't even won the world title once
what did charles mean by this?

How is there still 2 hours left.

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Women 800

fox seething

lel what a chad

whats with all the diva shit?
they not gonna be on the super showdown

is this some sort of honeypot post? how fucking gay do you have to be to not know how to stream in 2019?

this is more entertaining than the actual show lol

>winning women's belts in the age of rapid fire title changes and record lows is the same as carrying the southern wrestling world on your back

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you're gonna age incredibly fast user

This

basef

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BASED LACEY BTFO CHARLES

Same fucking feud keeps going.

Charlotte no sells the women right

BASED

God I hope not. I totally see Vince using him like Zack Ryder....

look in the mirror

Charlotte flair is on tv again.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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what the fuck what did Becky even come out for

lol based user too busy reading Yea Forums to listen to charles shit promos

Who is Sasha Horsey Banks

who is sasha banks

WHO IS SASHA BANKS!

No womemes allowed in Saudi.

>who is sasha banks

Whos idea was it to run a heel/heel match?

Who is Sasha Banks?

Who is Sasha Banks?

>Lacey and Charles in the ring
>Fans chanting for Becky

Yep, seems about right

why didn't you fags tell me charlotte was thicc?

I cant wait until ric flair dies so I can start spamming charlotte flairs social media mocking her entire dead family.

Was that Lacey's finisher? what

Charlotte has some gigantic balloon tits. They're disgusting.

>dat fucking punch

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Holy ding-dong diddly BASEDOLA

who is pic related

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>becky getting kicked out
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Lol at Charlotte being more mad at Lacey Evans and Becky Lynch than the person who beat her for the title

look at charles no sell again

based ryderbro

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>charlotte / lacy feud
why in the actual fuck is this happening

This is why wwe is shit. They let Becky come out in street clothes and the other 2 come out in their gear then they act like it's a spur of the moment match

When is she going to show her soles?

Why does charGOAT not have the smack wymns belt with her?

>oh... it's a piss break promo

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Yea, everybody no-sells it

this looks like a shoot girl fight lol

if you think her push is bad now you don't want to see what it's like after Ric dies

Those are always interesting, its fun to find out who will play face.

>charlotte big leaguing lacey
>Lacey a deer in headlights
Damn charles is trying to bury this bitch

why is charlotte involved in this?

Correct

Next question.

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Charles is a shit promo. I hate how she cuts the flow of the segment by constantly interrupting the other person. Makes it look like she's intentionally shitting up the promo.

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cause bay leno is the champ ya simp

>Charles vs lacey in a throwaway match on raw

dumb

What the fuck is this uncoordinated sloppy bullshit? Did they even know they were having a match tonight?

this feud is kinda fun tbfh

Still waiting for those exclusive Lacey picks, asp chad

PPVs for 1600

Lacey and Charles have no in ring chemistry. This shit sucks. I want to like Lacey, but she's just fucking garbage

Why are they emulating an amateur wrestling match?

>Lacey lands her finisher before the match starts
>Now she's going to lose the match
lol

I'll take PPVs for 2000, Trebek

This whole past 10 mins was worse than the 17 times I threw up today, the now 8 times my asshole destroyed my toilet and the consistent internal stabbing my stomach I have felt since 11 am. This is that bad.

Its a Signature. Her Finish is a weird sorta piledriver pin thing or a springboard moonsault

Finishers 2000

If it has a word in quotation marks in the category it should include that word in the correct response.

damn this is really bad

Charlotte is hot as fuck
Fight me

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Lacey clearly won the mic

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>WWE has decided to change several talents from the NXT roster. Those names are as followed…
>Trevor Lee is now Cameron Grimes.
>Jessie Elaban will be known as Jessi Kamea.
>Adrian Jaoude is now Arturo Ruas.
>Luke Menzies has been named Ridge Holland.
>Eric Bugenhagen is now Rik Bugez.
oh no no no no

Why is Charles no-selling all of Lacey's shit?

This match sucks

it'll end in no contest

What the fuck, Charles is shooting...

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why didnt they save this for a ppv?

not enough flips for ya???????

>2019
>Good wrestling is available streaming everywhere
>still choosing to watch E-shit, the proven worst product on the market today

you should probably just kill yourself. There's no hope for battered E-drones.

Here you go.

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What’s wrong with you user?

What is Dominion?

The only one of those people I've ever heard of is Trevor Lee.

damn user what's wrong with you

Charles is overrated and Lacey is utter shit in the ring. Wow, what a shock that this match is terrible. Becky sucks too, but maybe she wasn't the only reason her match with Lacey at MITB was terrible

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Yum

what is dominion 6.20

I dont fight fights I know that I can easily win. Its pointless

>>Eric Bugenhagen is now Rik Bugez.
yikes
I know Trevor Lee, but never really cared for him

Yup. But charles is gonna pin this on lacey for being green. Bitch must genuinely be fucking jealous.

rik bugez is really a bad name

Specific name please.

whats with the wig

All 3 suck. Lacey is the worst of the 3

BASED

NOBODY LITERALLY NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS!!!

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Andre's doing god's work, that's an ass that get's pounded nice by big mejicano cock

I want to knead it like dough.

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BRAP CHAD STRIKES AGAIN

Blonde Becky looks like some stoned girl from the 1960s.

Correct

Next question.

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I would just prefer a match that didn’t have two people awkwardly standing around waiting for a commercial break

Ringside bro here, literally taking a piss break bros

Wrestlers for 1200

I wish Goldberg was in his prime again so he could save this shit company from death. If he was in his 30's again I see no issue making him the champ for the foreseeable future desu.

Lacey is the hottest of the 3
Who cares who's the better wrestler
>women "wrestling"
lol

Lacey is garbage

Heel v Heel matches are rare but interesting when they happen.

Oh no

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Based

Here you go.

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this shit match is still going?

I like her fixed tits and hate everything else

Mind that edge, Incel.

Has Charlotte ever feud with anybody who didn't end up way worse coming out of it (maybe Becky the exception)

She's got nuts?

i don't know a single one

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This

the fat neckbeard next to you ding-dong diddly talking to ya girl

based front row brap chad

THIS IS TERRIBLE LOL

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Who is The Big Bossman?

How long has this match been going?

Is she holding a tarp?

Psh. Not worried at all

>Cameron Grimes
Is he gonna die doing something stupid?

I've had a pint every Saturday and my doctor told me my lipids were through the roof

Godspeed lad

Literally nobody for any era in their prime can save wrestling today, the magic trick has been exposed

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How come Lo kept her name?

Did Charles just forget how to do the figure 4?

Who is Hulk Hogan?

i thought vince finally got a clue and shortened the diva matches?

get a clue, knucklehead

I miss her mole tho. Like she's not the same without it.

Evans is pure dog shit in the ring Jesus Christ

Sasha should count

this match is so fucking sloppy

Lacey is utter shit. Almost late on everything

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why would she? she doesn't wrestle for AEW

Ok the foot sweep on the apron is one of Lacys sig moves. Was it fucked up be her or Charles?

Women’s wrestling was a mistake

>Manhandle Slam
HOLY FUCKING YIKES

BASED BEX SAVING US FROM THAT GARBAGE

THANK YOU BECKY

holy chadola

becky new move so shit omg

its growing back already

who is king k rool

Why is this match so long?

Who in the name of the shit are these guys?

They have zero wrestling chemistry.

that figure four attempt

oh nononononononon

Becky's heat is completely dead.

>Charles was on his way to botching the figure four before the boot

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Nope, try again.

Well clearly it's gonna be a triple threat at the PPV

Did Corey just kayfabe confirm that wrestlers make more money if they win matches? I thought wins and losses didn't matter?

Ok, I like Becky again. She ended that travesty of a "match"

>Lacey wins by DQ
But she attacked Charlotte first?

OMG SHES THE NEW STONE COLD

So this was the worst match ive seen in a long fucking time. Charlotte wasted five minutes of the match with lacey rolling around with no timing or logic, everything was either oversold or no sold at all. And then the fucking out of nowhere finish.

Simply fucking ebin.

So Becky debuts a new shitty move she's not strong enough to do every week now huh?

>MAN
>HANDLE
>SLAM
hard pass

DQ OUTTA NOWHERE

>this match

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Plans change

worked

what an embarrassment

>You get more money when you win
actually fucking based

Why not just call it The Man Handle? Or the The Man Slam?

>Corey bringing up the fact that winning a match gets you more money
Based

Creative, but no.

Manhandle Slam is Becky's new finisher?

my shitty stream is 30 secs late ffs

I drank a 1.75 liter bottle of rum since friday. Most of it i drank fri and saturday. I started drinking the remainder late yesterday and finished the bottle before i slept. I took 100 mgs og trazedone with the final gulp. Passed out at 6 am woke up at 11. This is not normal for me. I was stupid to take the trazedone but I ran out of weed and was wide awake. My stomach is still killing me but for the life of me I just want this to end all of it. Why did becky even interfere.

saw that also

I'm all for shitting on charles but seemed to me like she waiting for evans to kick her

Goldberg is literally what Vince wishes Roman Reigns was multiplied several times over. The guys was a legit beast and very athletic. Probably nobody will ever be as explosive or original as Goldberg was.

Did they call an audible with Becky killing the match

Who is the garbage ape?

>becky couldnt handle how shitty the match was

I guess she needs something thats not a submission

LACEY EXPOSED BY BASED CHLACEY EXPOSED BY BASED CHARLESARLES
LACEY EXPOSED BYLACEY EXPOSED BY BASED CHARLES BASED CHARLES

Who is Andre the Giant

Many people on twitter pointed out she doesn't have a pinfall finisher.

absolute state of american women's wrestlers tonight

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Was that hand holding thing during beckys slam the camera mans fault for showing it to much? Im a new fan so dunno how that sort of stuff goes

she's the only one of three with an actual gimmick too.

KWAB

>You get more money if you win
NEW LORE

Worst segment and match of the year

In conjunction with the Dis arm her

>that whole diva match just for beckys new supermove
CRINGE

NEW

>It's based that they gave her a new move
>it's cronge that they gave it a shitty name

it's like the 24/7 belt all over again lol

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LOL!
That's some 80's Jesse Ventura shit right there. He always said that.

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Is this where Dominic steps up and challenges Joe?

Lacey is worse than Beko in the ring. I didn't think that was possible. Holy shit.

>You get more money if you win
Is this actually true? It doesn't seem Vince's style to pay people more.

What is this thing.

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Did you not read my post you retard?

mmmmmmmm

Looks like one of my football matches.

>POKE-A-DOTS

Cody SEETHING at home right now.

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...

Sasha was the bigger star because of her NXT cred. That feud was all meant to pad Charles stats and Sasha pretyy much forced to say "Charlotte truly is the queen of queens"

Didn’t Ryback whine about winners getting paid more when he quit?

AEW is about to save wrestling so your point?

>Becky attacks Charlotte
>Graves says Lacey wins the pay windah

Umm Lacey lost by DQ you fuckin moron

AEW sucks

CALLETE CALLETE I KNOW SPANICH

yumola

imagine the taste