RAM Gamethread #2

WWE IS MAINSTREAM BABY

MICHAEL COLE BAYBAY

WTC that shirt? I NEED to know

someone needs to add a cuck slide in the middle of it

Based Rust is an E-Chad

Attached: Ruse-Cohle----hes-here-to-014.jpg (968x681, 70K)

a match just happened you turd

Why am I not surpised WWE would support frauds like Lance Armstrong.

The commentators stopped selling the Funhouse a few weeks back

Watching wrestling with Matthew McConaughey seems like it would be a fun time.

haha praise kek

what happened to the theme songs? the last raw one i remember liking is enemies. i miss opening themes too and not just that generic shit they have now

>Seth Rollins and The Miz were all set and ready backstage for their miz tv segment
>neither one of them could be bothered to come out and save reigns and the usos from shane and his goons

Fake ass bitches...

I’m working on it now

So uh, whatever happened to that Miz/McMahon storyline? Did they just drop it?

Continuing from last thread.

Attached: question 3.png (1340x101, 28K)

>celebrities at Raw
BASED

That Matthew McConaughey where he's on an island is SHIT

Sometimes you gotta work the marks

>A list celebs
>Elite athletes
> Yea Forums E-chads
>all front row
RAW WINS AGAIN LMAO

What is the DDT

Miz is a corny lame ass nigga

a 50 year old executive went over one of their best wrestlers clean, and they wonder why no one watches anymore

Thankfully

Yeah former Mania main eventing world champion the Miz couldn't compete with a fat old grandfather

Attached: 3e4psrNJ5dceBfqtYGt4_S6yDqyBA7D8JkgEpob7kxg.jpg (960x390, 77K)

miz is dimes nigger

Make the fucking call Vince

Attached: 5B890208-2631-423C-90C1-7024B408084E.jpg (1200x628, 81K)

Normally I'd just listen to RAW but Aspie Chad has me hunting for more screen snips until i got a whole god damn collage of Aspie Chads.

No

It was just to prep Shane for Roman. He is back to the geek house.

HAPPENIN TONIGHT BOYS

Attached: ric ded.jpg (720x400, 79K)

So..
Why is brock cashing in tonight, is he leaving already?

anyone else find Seffs theme based?

Watch this instead of MizTV.
youtube.com/watch?v=W15NOgAyyT4

Attached: 1547826605857.jpg (1200x1200, 172K)

HOLY CRINGOLA WHAT A SIMPOLA
IMAGINE HATING ON BASED MIZ

>brock has the whole wwe roster shook
lol

Shit, I don't know anything but memes and board culture.

They know Reigns is losing his steam and Drew had no where near enough heat to get Roman cheered so they're trying to slide Reigns into Miz's spot.

>getting worked

Shane declared he won the feud. Literally it.

>one of their best wrestlers

Attached: 105238).jpg (324x607, 30K)

>literally ZERO reaction for Seth
HOLY SHIT
OH NONONO
THIS COMPANY IS ABSOLUTEY FINISHED LMAO

seff's voice is really annoying

open up a map, user

Then why is every show he’s on gets record low ratings?

Matthew McConaughey is on RAM Tonight. Why cant he be the guest host once. He can stay in the back of the arena outside hitting in lovely lolis

Seth is so fucking cringe

Imagine going to a random ass RAW and Matthew Mcconaughey is sitting next to you. What do?

watched twice
B A S E D

twice at ppv

Steph said he disrespected everyone by not doing it before so now he has to do it as punishment.

Attached: 1534038877509.jpg (605x659, 76K)

EXECUTION FOR ALL THE HERESY
CUTTIN' HEADS SO NO ONE SEES
JEWS WRITE ALL THE HISTORY
OIL MONIES PAY THE BILLS, RATINGS AREN'T THE ONLY KILLS
MORE TOWEL HEADS THAN FANS YOU CAN SEE

I SEE THE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS
VINCE RAPED BY ARABS AGAIN
LIKE NASH IN '92 CAN'T STAND

EXECUTION EXECUTION

Attached: super-showdown.jpg (800x450, 166K)

name 10 better without resorting to NXT

go to wew with that shit, no one here watches wrestling

Is matthew mcconaughey the biggest A-Lister to ever appear on RAW?

Throw up the horns next time a wrestler comes out asp chad.

Attached: asp it down.jpg (307x475, 19K)

I won’t lie user, I asked for it and I don’t know it

Because the shows are bad, dummy

Cringe

so...................... wheres kofi?

Ya seethe

I like Baron Corbin...

>They know Reigns is losing his steam
cringe

Dazed and Confused?

I like Based Corbin

bases

I swear to God Seth thinks this shit is real life

yeah he's definitely not cashing in

Why are they pushing Baron Corbin so hard?

Wake me up when it's Lexi time..

Attached: e3390072-df13-4f2f-aa4b-5f3fbb4f45b8..jpg (300x250, 16K)

what is the lou thesz press?

>seth still can't promo

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

IT IS IN THE HANDS...of the guy i beat? who fucking cares LMFAO

oh no i thought his wife was the blond one

BROCK PARTY

The correct answer is What is a Powerbomb?
Lou Thesz innovated it.

Next question.

Attached: board 4.png (1350x604, 19K)

>Seff

Attached: B8B0D36A-2D1C-4260-9CE6-6F0789EB1AC3.jpg (1200x768, 102K)

arnold

>Lesnar has been here every week since MITB
low key FULL TIME BROCK

I miss Deano, guys

Attached: why.png (800x600, 90K)

not give a fuck. celebrating other mere mortals is gay. Jesus is my only God.

rather him than roman

Africa

>equal to or greater than wrestlemania
what the fuck kind of tagline is that?
what is going on with this company

those kids are gonna be uggos lads

Steph is leading an AEW invasion tonight. They beat down Seth and Brock cashes in and takes the title to AEW.

memes fr 400

because he's great

I'd take Roman over that bald faggot any day

>one of their best wrestlers

Attached: 0 Star.webm (1280x720, 3M)

Kevin Scampoli likes Baron Corbin lol

saudi cock tastes really good

>jasethy promo

Attached: 1542164475915.gif (1028x1111, 180K)

HOLY BASES

>Seth gets punked
>play his music
Brilliant

>hitting Jewman with the briefcase

Attached: 1558676849180.png (469x387, 258K)

It's what the Saudis want them to say.

who ?

god forbid somebody try something new

That was fucking horrible. What do they see in Seth again?

maybe baron for a minute to give us something else? besides roman

Attached: IMG_0907.jpg (600x677, 47K)

Ok that's a bad pic of her trust me

It's a who not what question.

Attached: question 4.png (472x102, 2K)

Just ordered olives on my pizza lads

i'll post nipple if he actually cashes in

Ask the fans

Brock cashing in on R truth

Attached: 1476632526685.jpg (402x325, 27K)

Baron Corbin is better than Roman, both on the mic and in the ring, also Corbin is a legitimate athlete

Just got in. What did I miss?

What is “I want to cum inside Carmella”?

"honey people are making fun of us on an interweb message board..."

carmella cat poster

Probably bait, but still cringe

I missed 3 months of raw. What are the important things to know?

based

Ring side bro checking in

Attached: SmartSelect_20190603-194133_Gallery.jpg (1379x1090, 1.03M)

I sure hope its hairy

>this is someone who I've probably told to have sex once or twice on here
>actually does have it

Attached: 1556195496894.jpg (698x528, 98K)

Based

We'll we've got another 2 hours and 15 minutes for me to get more photos. I've not paid this much attention to a RAW in years.

t. Wife

I want to cum in carmela so i guess "who is carmella"?

Eurofag here. Is Popeyes chicken good?

Continuing the commercial break every ten minutes streak

Who is Mella pussy poster?

Will she get mad if you take video of Lexi for us????

Attached: c6d78f68-d185-4c26-96a0-c40d2a1ace86..jpg (400x300, 11K)

guy on the left seems based

you better post some ass

Attached: 1554777941658.jpg (720x398, 33K)

we book the show?

Bray Wyatt is hosting Blues Clues
Hardcore title is back
Brand split is dead

Attack someone PLEASE or STREAK NUDE or THROW SOMETHING

VERY

because he's tall and white.

Attached: 1552961928173.jpg (300x300, 18K)

No need to watch my guy. Hit up their YouTube channel a few hours after and check for bray/r truth segments and save yourself three hours cause there is nothing else fun

BROCK WILL CASH IN TONIGHT

>yfw he doesn't

Attached: peppy.jpg (443x498, 63K)

In the same tier as KFC quality wise but slightly better than KFC

shane is the main villian of wwe and made a big heel stable
kofi is still champion and has shitty feuds with midcarders
rtruth got a meme belt wwe made for filler

Just finished eating dinner, give me a recap.

HOLY FUCK THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE

Tryhard

>Brand split is dead
That's good right?

Not bait. The guy can cut promos and get heat.and he's good in the ring too

Oh fuck I’m retarded. Who is carmella catposter.

where's the tarps?

IF FOR SOME WEIRD REASON LIV MORGAN WALKS BY YOU TELL HER I AM COMING TO SHIV HER

Attached: Recursion1.gif (460x259, 669K)

Based Lars cancelling cancel culture and further proving social media is in its final days.

yfw it’s a ruse and he cashes in on Kofi

take a snap of brock cashing in please

Attached: 49329089_2394193577322607_4781140873599516672_n.jpg (960x538, 65K)

Some wwe superstars ass

Attached: SmartSelect_20190603-194440_Gallery.jpg (1144x955, 626K)

Reddit BTFO

Damn listen to that heat on Lars!

time for reddit nu-male SEETHE

Attached: reddit.gif (272x153, 3.63M)

Brock cashed in on Kofi and took his title
Roman announced his cancer was back
Revival were released from their contracts
Bray debuted but was squashed by Lars Sullivan

TEXT: summer 92 TO: KWAB

FUCK NIGGERS

How do they properly deploy the 4k camera gear with all those people there?

So am I. Where's my push?

Based Lars doing God emperor's work..

Attached: 6ee55bf1-12b4-44be-bd0a-8ad3c2ff6d84..jpg (500x481, 79K)

TIME FOR SHITTY MEXICOOLS

just like every week, nothing

Attached: 1436129557577.jpg (426x341, 47K)

haha

>there are people who watch raw at 5pm
where my est chads at?

Based

I saw you posting this!

cocksucking cumswapping faggot

Attached: 1557924844509.jpg (255x197, 11K)

Who question pls.
Say it in Who question.
Not her.
Correct I guess, although preferably I was looking "Who is Carmella Catposter?"

Next question.

Attached: board 5.png (1350x605, 19K)

Attached: all edge.jpg (500x566, 21K)

Lars Sullivan is based. I don't care what anyone says.

lars is a bitch, kek, he looks like he's ding-dong diddly cry.

Ok Anons:

Papa John's, Little Caesar's, Domino's, or Marco's

Womanlets, when will they learn?

The Saudis threateningly told them to say that. The Prince basically books the show.

*sells out to saudi cock*

The atmosphere is electric tonight

wheres LARS?

LIKE COLLIDING WITH TRUMPS WALL

>gonna have to start drinking in the AM to be ready for the Saudi show

>Never let Lars speak even though talking is supposed to be a big part of his gimmick
>He gets absolutely no crowd reaction because of it
Fuck WWE for fucking up Lars like this, fucking retards

ETHNIC CLEANSING COMMENCES

BASED LEXI GETTING TAG TITLE!

Attached: 01e8fcbd-d703-40fb-bf58-c891599d8e56..jpg (960x986, 72K)

Wait Lexi is face now?

memes 800

Yea Forums chad is the best thing to happen to RAW in forever! ratings gonna skyrocket!

Attached: honey they're calling me asp chad.jpg (439x356, 27K)

Bliss's face looks awful tonight

>Alexa's new gimmick is she drinks coffee

Just left and ended it

>Brock got a dancing gimmick
Right smarkbuster must be seething

Based

Lesbo tension....This would make a great porn.

The crowd is so deafeningly loud I can barely hear the action

Is Nikki an incel?

Lexi looks YIKES tonight

The are the only two australians I like. I'll watch them have sex.

Wrestlers for 800

>say the word mutt
>lexi appears

What the fuck was that? They made Lars look like a bitch

Nikki looks worse

WWE should book Juvy

Lexi using her Jewish tricks to put Nikki under her spell

What race is this thing?

Attached: Untitled.jpg (443x641, 67K)

hell yeah midget sex squad vs the iiconics

Jesus christ Alexa is turning face

Based Lexi

The answer should be said in a What question?

Attached: question 5.png (1303x137, 18K)

Attached: lucha asp chad.jpg (222x343, 16K)

based

BLISS WITH THE POP

Bliss is washed UP

I miss them

Nikki's smile lads, wow.

Attached: 1557731516339.png (604x516, 88K)

Bliss looks like shit

nuke Australia

They never existed.

>Arm Wrestling
WWE IS BACK

>tfw you realize Billie and Peyton will never bully you

Attached: 1332210712367.jpg (587x558, 37K)

pretty basef imho

Nikki Cross needs a Wildling gimmick

Marco’s is based. Domino’s is a close second though

I really hope they keep the gimmick where he was a smart giant fat monster instead of the normal giant fat monster he's looking like right now but idk he hasnt cut a promo yet.

Alexa Bliss has the timing of a bad porn actress.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICONIC

Attached: tenor (29).gif (320x320, 3.76M)

Anyone have a livestream for RAM

Cute

They've been letting Lucha House Party get way too much offense on Lars lately.
Wouldn't be surprised if they go over him in Saudi Arabia as punishment for his racist twitters and such.

Vince sure does love nxt

What the fuck were those skele blobs with the Undertaker

OI DNT CUHR
LMAO OH NO NO NO

>arm wrestling match

fucking kek holy shit how bad

THE BORING MAN BORING LYNCH IS OUT AND SHE'S COME TO BE BORING AND NOT DO SHIT

WE NEED NIA THE TOILET JAX BACK ASAP

Cute

i want to see these divas feet

Peyton called Billie her "Wifey"
Cutie patootie.

Becky and Seth are truly the ultimate shitters

>no reaction for becky anymore

yikes

I thought Nikki was supposed to be crAAAAaaaazy?

aewtists seething oh no no no

>mfw this raw

Attached: Untitled.jpg (127x153, 5K)

Nikki looks cute.

What is the green light

Based pitslut

HOLY FUCKING BASED ALEXA YURI ANGLE INCOMING

Attached: 1540102278875.jpg (705x736, 33K)

>wrestling
*Arm Sports Entertainment

human

>strowman/lashley arm wrestling match

theres your AEW chants segment

It wouldn't be a bad move. What Lars needs to cool down the smarks is a long workrate match where he does the job to a minority.

Time to sleep. Sleepy Lynch is on

this

>arm wrestling match
HOLY FUCKING BASED

american

Who is Pedomod?

an cute

What is the ding-dong diddly greenlight

Nikki Cross is working muh dick into a shoot

what the fuck

Attached: 1537017882231.jpg (632x368, 47K)

Nikki "Steel's Heavier Than Feathers" Cross

BECKGOD
BECKGOAT
THE BEXCELLENCE OF BEXECUTION
BECKY "TWO BELTS" FUCKING LYNCH

>arm wrestling
BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=ffeFFID45Yw

no they ended that on a social media update a couple weeks ago

Crinfe

>shitposting on Yea Forums instead of watching Bores Sullivan and the Cringe House Party
bafed

Attached: 1557801259806.gif (1215x1452, 212K)

Scottish you cunt flap

fuck you that's based

we finally got to see the word "wrestling" on RAM

at least its not a shoot boxing one lol

My boy Bobbo better go over

Scotswoman

this so much

Nice, correct.

Next question.

Attached: board 6.png (1350x604, 19K)

Who would win if it was a shoot?

>pettie nikki

never thought i ever wanted this

DID SOMEONE SAY GREENLIGHT

Attached: 1557415816014.png (456x352, 295K)

Attached: sad.jpg (1113x616, 178K)

Kofi is worse than both

KEK

Bobbo

>A Wrestlemania equivalent

What?

>hating on arm wrestling

lift weights

hey that actually seems interesting

Vince doesn’t do smart monsters. I suspect Lars will be chewing on a catering table and growling like a dog at people by summerslam

While this is TECHNICALLY a better Raw than last week...they really have to step up their game...This show is getting progressively worse

braun

>there is actually people who haven't taken the iconic-pill yet
my perfect Aussie shitposters

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCKING BASED YO GAYEW BTFO

Attached: 1559534709380.gif (355x266, 3.42M)

>arm wrestling
holy fucking based
is vince finally getting a ding-dong diddly clue

OH WEE OH WEE OH

NEW THREAD

holy shit this

the blond one makes me diamonds

based gymbro

cute

Pitstop

Attached: images.jpg (265x190, 12K)

By the way, my wife is Ivan Putski's niece

Sucky Lynch

Eric Rowan posts on asp?

Based!

>yuri

beggin yah to have sex

This...Vince says all monsters have to go “rah” and literally nothing else.

don’t blame vince that saudi cum tastes so good

>Super Showdown at 2PM ET
I'm ding-dong diddly gonna miss out on the shitposting lads

Why does everyone here always hate the ppl who get the belt?

my aussie wives

Yea Forums chad is not getting any good frames I'm pissed at WWE they're fucking jobbing him out to people on the corner areas of the ring.

Attached: asp chad lynch.jpg (254x339, 19K)

YOU GONNA WATCH PETS 2 PAL? HAAHAHA IT'S GOOD SHIT

Attached: 1557980089946.png (785x567, 416K)

>Beko Cringe music hits

Attached: 1548812875030.png (539x591, 736K)

Because they are incel fags

goddamn this is so true

Bases

fucking vince out of touch macmahon

Riddle supposedly is legit in the building. My buddy is there and said he rolled in with a hoodie on to lay low but it was def him. Maybe sabotaging Brock?

holy shit you are so right

I hate people who call them belts.

then why are you watching RAW and not making children?

B R U H

SHUT THE FUCK UP
CLAP X5
SHUT THE FUCK UP
CLAP X5

how did he recognize him? was he barefoot?

As much as I think this is bullshit, I would have a stroke.

ASSHOLE
CLAP X5
ASSHOLE
CLAP X5

Attached: IMG_0952.jpg (409x618, 51K)

Him and his bro were outside trying to meet people earlier. His car pulled through real quick and he got hurried in. But they could see well enough to tell it was him

Lacey Evan's gimmick is absolute dimes

Attached: capture.png (341x540, 344K)