RAM Gamethread #1

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Dab for 30 seconds straight

buy a mask. otherwise Yea Forums gonna make fun of your fat ass.

I always thought it was weird how small the ring is in person.

Cant miss me. In line with ring post red shirt and long red beard

Jump the rail and de-pants the first diva that comes out. Bonus points if you get your nose in their crack and report back the smell.

Devil horns on forehead and triple 6 okay sign whenever possible

>3 hours left

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Well Chicago PD is going off, might as well switch the channel from USA Network.

*whistles to the tune of an old western*
*ding ding ding dong ding ding dong diddly wooooooo*
this town aint big enough for the two of us E drone
im givin u to the count of 10 to either suck my 2 inch python or get the heck outta Yea Forums
cough cough
10
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THATS IT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRONE
YA GONE AND DID IT NOW
ALISH A KUMINOFF
ZAI ORIWA ZINTHOS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
YOURE
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
FOOL
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
YA DING-DONG DIDDLY BE DING DONG DIDDLY SEETHING BY NOOOOOOOOOOOW
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
YA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING SIMPITY SIMP SIMP
KENNY OMEGA WILL RAIN THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND JAPCHADS ON YOUR EDRONE ASS
WHILE I HIS HUMBLE SERVANT SLURPS UP HIS YUMMY CUMMIES
HAVE FUN NOW E DRONE

Looks PACKED

in4Bliss

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Flip Brock off

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Watch RAW tonight.

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Oh fuck off

BASED
BIG
DOG

>da big dawg

time to change the channel for 20 minutes

Take a pic of Alexa's ass when she comes out.

if you're legit you were just in plain view

Here I am again, at 1AM, watching "Smackdown's" Roman Reigns on fucking RAM again.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this show is tv 14 but raw isnt? wtf

just saw you kek

>Roman opening Raw

like he never left

>Roman
>Smackdown star
>Has been opening Raw for 6 of the 8 RAWs since the shakeup

What did Vince mean by this?

BASEDBIGDOG

Suffering succotash Vince

Holy shit is that you next the chick wearing a black top? Bald head?

Sign out KWAB with your finger.

can i get a stream my niggas?

>starting with Roman

Well there goes the ratings.

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how bad can poppa vince make me cringe this week

That's my wife yes

I'm opening the show y'all

THE WILDCARD
THE BIG DOG

Roman vs a 50 year old fat grandfather and executive. Yeah if they want me to tune out instead of booing Roman ill do it

jump the rails and I will paypal you $200

BBDWTR

Watch nxtuk

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I’m already bored

Is Vince retarded??

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Yell ding-dong diddly really loud, but not FlNNA

People like Roman

>shit posting in the first row of fucking monday night raw

okay this is fucking BASED

>that guy trying to get out of the camera shot

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Found the american

Why couldn't Roman have left instead of Dean?

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>breaking news
>announced on social media days ago

RECORD

LOW

REIGNS

Remember the cheers he was getting when he first returned? Now it's barely above what he was getting before he left.

Already boring

ill add another 100
also best in the world jab at punk kek

Anyone else notice that crew dude running out of the shot

Why not just say the wildcard rule applies to title holders and challengers?

>that crew member hiding from the camera
lol

shout here comes the pepe

stop watching then

Why did Roman even come out first? What the fuck was he gonna say before Shane came out.

Renee looks really uncomfortable. She knows that farting gimmick is coming.

Fuck i hate Shane so fucking much
>le rich boxing man
If guys like Shane are main-eventing, WWE is truly fucked

>wildcard rule
>literally roman and shane every week

based. don't try to surprise us or anything

BASED MIKE ROME

HD Video or GTFO!

based if true
Post selfie with wife as proof right now

leukemia is back

>Roman
>Shane

Who could they add to make this even worse?

whats the point of the wildcard when they have Reigns and Kofi doing it every single week

Based ShaneOMac

>hockey finals game 4
>nba finals game 3
>womens softball finals
>jeopardy world record champion losing episode

Record low ratings tonight lads.

Im tuning out

>starts with Roman
>continues with boring Shane promo
>continues with boring Roman promo
Fucking cringe

Corey said the show is supposed to start with a 6 man tag match. Roman and the Usos vs the Revival and Drewbin

I hate to be the guy doing the Cornettte thing but holy fuck I take divas more seriously than Skippy McMahon

NBA aint until like wednesday my dude

when did shane become a professional mma fighter?

>>nba finals game 3

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Aspie E-DRONES have wifes? wtf we lost elite bros

Dab for us.

>tfw a part-timer like Brock is more entertaining on Raw

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"durr roman man ive been sleepless nites" "durrr best in teh wurld fine wine"

SHANE IS SUCH GOOD SHIT.

I know better than to put an HD pic of my face online

Drew is here to clean the house!

Sorry bros gonna be watching the Women's World Cup this friday

based roman allowed to curse

Shane was made to be a heel. He is such a smug cunt. Also has this Best in the World thing gone on too much? I thought the whole point was put The Miz over especially since he is finally a convincing face. Did they really ruin face Miz...

im just waiting for brock

>Roman versus Drew again

I literally cannot do this anymore lads

on the lookout for user confirmed

Can the Revival fall any further?

IT'S TIME FOR Yea Forums Jeopardy.

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Give me a fucking Wyatt appearance Goddammit, that's the only reason I'm here

>apehoop
>furpuck

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I'd rather watch Cena vs Orton for the 43218th time desu

so this.... is wwe's response.... to aew.....

reddit

Ban Samoa

My wife used to watch with me, but she's gotten bored of WWE the last few years and only watches PPVs. I'm hoping AEW will rope her in.

he's in the red with the rowan-tier beard

What a basedboy!
Are you going to use your Captain Marvel suit too cheerleader the girls?

Huh, at least we only had to wait 10 minutes for a match this week

4K rips of RAW come out 2 hours after the show. If that's you in the red shirt next to the guy with the WWE belt, you're in HD already.

why? 99% of them are ugly dykes

based

im sure trannys and legless hobos with appeal to her liberal side

what a boring brawl

Brock is cashing in because of AEW!

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Ya wife is definitely cucking you ya fat autistic loser

Cuz the New Day is on SmackDown right?

>that cut to commercial
wtf

politicuck cringe

AWW SHIT just saw you boy! Give the big dog a DING DONG DIDDLY shout.

>teaming Drew with someone every week

What did he do to deserve to be watered down so much?!?

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/ringsideanon/, spoil any major surprise since theres like a 30 sec delay.

user punch that big afro nigger security for Yea Forums plz

Matthew McConaughey is here

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>>The one cute girl being shower raped by all the beefy dominate dykes

Damn

I wish

superkick
suicide dive to commercial

nothing ever changes

>Brock is cashing in because of Saudi Oil Money

Ftfy

Start an AEW chant during this match

dude they've been so fucking awkward the last few weeks

How's the show, boys?

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you're too ugly for anything above 360p lol

WWE has completely killed my love for Shane
what the actual fuck are they thinking that he needs to take up the most screen time

did you not hear that pop when Shane came out? WWE is back!

are those his kids?

Do you watch with your wife's son?

yo! just saw him!
all right all right

hes boring

AEW is for autistic homosexuals. He should do an IMPACT chant.

Test your knowledge and pick a question lads. First with evens pick the question first. First with odds answers questions first.

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wow

Pretty good, fatso

Wanna join?
Rollins is her ladyboner

lol praise kek

autism

Will he get a close up?

Gotta wait for a particularly advanced cringe moment for that. It'll come it always does

based roman swearing in front of his kids

Fuck off pinhead

They are using him to get Roman over.

No one watches IMPACT anymore

Daily Reminder: more people have seen Jinder and Truth fight on a golf course than have seen Double or Nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=dXofrxqksFk

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wtf I love Matthew McConaughey, do I have to love RAW now

I’ll take wrestlers for 6, user.

make the switch Matthew

Our dog, yes.

worked

I'm sorry paragon of virtue but your show isn't on yet. Please dont cancel ot I swear ill make the switch

Feels good to be an E-Chad

PPV

all right all right

I wonder if he had an encounter with Kevin Nash on the set of Magic Mike

>women "wrestlers"

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>takes a selfie instead of watching the match
Post it ya cunt

that video gets a better rating than raw

Ringside bro did you bring a poster

WE WANT ROMAN

HOLY FUCKING DIMES. PUSH R-TRUTH TO THE MOON NOW.

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Ok, what tall hunky wrestler was sexually assaulted in the sweltering Summer of 1992?

in hawaii and I am not watching this shit, anything notable so far?

>wrestlemania equivalent
Why u lie to us Bince?

>we want Roman
OH NO NO NO NO AEWHO BTFO

Checking those dubs so you'll go first.

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WE WANT ROMAN CHANTS

Who is Test?

TBD IS FUCKING OVER

God I LOVE this fucking belt

This is boring

who is stacy nash?

They have a match in the first ten minutes thats cool

why is he in his ring gear?

wheres the russian stream

this is a fun match

>watching RAM in crystal-clear standard definition

for real tho, can someone hook me up with a stream?

Is there a bigger example of "The rise and Fall" than Jinder? Going from WWE champion to the jobber belt.

>it's a cuck question
of course

GOD DAMN FUCK AEW
RAW IS SO BADASS!!!
LEMME GET A HELL YEAH!!!!!

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Indians don't count

This shit is boring

Imagine being a pro wrestler and NOT being ready to rumble at any place, any time

Who is Brad Maddox?

Who is Brad Maddox?

INCORRECT. We were looking for Kevin ‘Big Daddy Bitch’ Nash.

No

Who is Johnny Reddit?

Cause this isn't a game.

Why isn't salman booking every week?

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it's cringe as fuck when the commentary act surprised by what's happening in the ring
especially if all they say is WOW instead of calling the match

lmao ok BRO
give me 5 reasons why

>ready to rumble
funny movie

wtf this match is actually... good?

*AEWhem*

FUCK AEW

Why is Brock going to Saudi?

Correct

Next question.

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it should be called the roll up title..

>Why is Brock going to Saudi?
isnt*

5/6 wrestlers involved can actually work a match

whats wrong with haitch's neck?

SAVE_US.ROMAN
SAVE_US.ROMAN
SAVE_US.ROMAN
SAVE_US.ROMAN

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I'm definitely looking forward to good lucha stuff

Fuck it I'm playing Minecraft instead

>tfw not watching

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They haven't let the shitter into the match yet

this should be the new heel stable
they are pretty good together

Our guy in a Ethnic cleansing match.

How the fuck do they expect fans to invest in a match with two commercial breaks in the first ten minutes?

/ourguy/ finally getting some representation

memes and gimmick for 1200

Ppv 12

>2 commercial breaks in one match

Fucking hell

Raw would get a better rating too if it was only a few minutes.

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Truth is so fucking BASED

andrade vs balor and taker vs goldberg are the only matches worth watching

Average of a commercial every ten minutes

Finishers please

if andrade doesn't immediately job that match is probably going to be entertaining

Shouldn't Finn be stoned to death for being a demon?

For this question, it's not who but what related answer.

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and yet wwe is still inside your head

>come on daddy
they're fucking aren't they?

of course you're not, AEW has a show (1 (one)) per month lol
E chads have shows every week

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Thats why matches were short and better during AE, they never went to commercial breaks during match

she said baby ya simp

when Vince left the company and goes into that XFL thing?

>we missed the hot tag to roman

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I thought the Revival were getting humiliated

Drew just copied Edge’s Spear theatrics

Who is Dean?

>reigns is down
thanks renee

Sad thing is this match was pretty good.

>crowd is dying for the Reigns hot tag all match long
>the hot tag happens during the commercial break

bruhh

What is a word filter

>they never went to commercial breaks during match
doubt

Not in our lifetime

Based Ashton Kutcher

Based Scottish Sexecutioner helping those manlet jobbers get a win

Seethin lil guy?

WHAT IS THE LUNATIC FREAK, DEAN AMBROSE DOING HERE?

WHAT IS INOKISM

inb4 miz

>matches were short and better during AE
Go to bed Russo

>front row user looks at his phone
holy shit he’s really here

Are you with your girlfriend?

big dimes drew

Based McIntyre

how does that make it any different?

The Revival just beat the usos and reigns thats pretty based

Plans changed

Correct

Next question.

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Wife yes

its not sexual ya virgin

have sex

>jobbers double teaming Roman
what is this

Lmao what the fuck Shane

man this is pretty good booking

>double teaming
there's four of them

Based King of RAW tonight.

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oh fuck tripletty and orton
yikes im out

Finishers for 800

what were they chanting?

waifufags SEETHING as fuck

Keep it going with memes and gimmick for 1600

did i hear GAME TIME?

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>PREPARE IT FOR ME BOYS
>I'M GOING TO FUCK THE BIG DOG'S ASS RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW

Did Shane went too far?

Its not the affectionate baby its the "LETS GO BABY" like you would at a sports game, nerd

kek
Brock's not even going to show up

>the revival joined the shane stable
BASED

Yea Forums chads look like THAT?

>bald boomer with a double chin still thinks he's in his late 20's

Pat?

Here you go.

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>there are people who unironically dont think wwe is going to be out of business within 5 years

is that /ourguy/???

damn erick rowan lost weight and got shorter

Shane always looks like he's dying

I know a small group tried to get a "one more time" going after the revival landed their finisher, don't know what the rest of the crowd was chanting afterwards though

Raw feels different tonight

which qt is your wife user? they’re both in black tanks

well... you know... I'm not saying plans may have changed, but then again... they probably did

why is Rowan at Raw without Bryan?

WE'RE REALY GLAD THAT YOU'RE OUR FRIEND

AND THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP THAT'LL NEVER EVER END

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The last front row user we had was a brapchad who took pictures of Mandy's ass.

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me in the black shirt with the beard

I'm gonna let a charity kid by me for miztv

>wasn't a new IP
>had already posted in the thread
>only several hundred posts in decides to shitpost

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NEW THREAD

What a Chad

3rd commercial break in the first half hour

Damn! What a chad with a qt wife.

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No, he looks like this.

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What's Rowan doing there? isn't he supposed to be with Bryan for the Smack Tag titles?

t. seething waifutist, ya mad ya "pure" girl is getting dicked down?

Looking alpha as fuck challenge Brock dude

my boi miz up nexxxkt
but first!

Based

When it's in quotation marks it means that that word comes up in correct responses.

what happened to your hair

kino

This is gonna be a good RAW. They made a 6 man tag good, the crowd is hot, they've got some decent segments billed. We can't afford to have a bad one tonight boys, hold me.

To must testosterone

>taker vs goldberg
>worth watching
To see which one gassed before they make it into the ring?

I didnt watch RAW for 8 months because its shit. I tuned in 2 weeks ago to see whatcthecnew belt was. I tuned in last week to see if they shit on AEW. I'm tuning in thus week because they promised Brock is cashing in tonight. If Brock diesnt I'm done for another 8 months.

Most midcard matches went sub 5 mins on TV

Most people dont want to see 20 minute semen slurping fake fights to start off. Give me angles, promos, shenannigans. I want to see one thing in the match if its a normal TV match: the end result

worked

When your so based hair is to scared to grow on your head so it all falls out.

lmao

thats
B A S E D

in english please

is it true that Miz is a "safe" wrasslur?

Shitty phone posting