*spits water for no reason in your path*

Cuckold

Mentor

I like how he pulls a face like a tough guy when he spits water

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Hi Kurt

Hi Vince

>has been the guy for decades
>drew countless dimes
>won the monday night wars for wwe when he invaded wcw with a tank
>GOAT spinebuster
>GOAT running knee
>GOAT entrance
>made stone cold his jannetty
>leader
>influencer
>hero
>got to fuck vince's daughter because he is that damn good
>if he doesnt like your selling he'll tag you for real
>great look
>put new talent over while staying over
>icon
>innovator
>greatest punches in the business
>business man
>has classic matches every year at wrestlemania
>came up with nxt to kill all competition, succeeded
>greatest mic worker in the history of wrestling
>sold a punch from a cancer kid as if he was shot, put him over
>always does what is best for business
>was the only man who could handle strong women like chyna
>gave up the push he was about to get to hug his leaving co workees, knew he'd get the push anyway
>led the greatest stable of modern history
>surpassed his mentors

Holy fucking wrecked

I literally never understood this. The way he walks to the ring menacingly holding a Poland Spring bottle and then glowers as he pours it over his head is pure cringe.

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I have never really understood what his character is meant to be what is a "cerebral assassin"

does he kill people.

Superstar

With his smarts, yes. HHH is the smartest wrestler is basically what they're saying. Hitting someone with a sledgehammer is not something that most wrestlers would even think of.

And seriously, he's so smart that he seduced and marries the bosses daughter to become unbeatable. That is pretty cerebral.

How much can one man do?

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He copied that shit from Gangrel

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He is a snob who is also a heavy metal biker who is also a king who is also a heel authority figure but also a face mentor / PR figure but also an intelligent assassin whose intelligence is shown by hitting people with a hammer when the ref isn't looking.

Hi Test

Your only lying to yourself, Paul.

2000 HHH is probably the best example. He eliminated his competition through power creep and inner circle infiltration. He kicked Vince to the curb by winning over Steph and then used D-X to be his personal army for a year.

Faggot

Hi Shane

*spits tequila for no reason into your friends eye*

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How does everyone always know it's me?

Hi Linda

He even stole his gimmick in Blade 3

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His kayfabe, in-ring style is that he picks out a physical weakness his opponent has and works on that for the entire match (shoulder, knee, neck etc.)

Hi uhhh...Lucha Thing

OH NO NO NO NO

Initially it was because he was the snobby Hunter Hearst Helmsley spitting on the crowd. Also in sports you don't swallow water, you spit it to avoid cramps so that's also probably part of the reason.
In Kayfabe (especially 00-05) he was portrayed as this master manipulator and politician. Which isn't inaccurate.

He has to load up on BPA and estrogen, then damage the the planet with his discarded non-biodegradeable container. Turning yourself into a tranny and hurting the environment are both heelish things.