Everyone here has actually had sex, right? It's just a meme, right?

as a teenager but i got buried hard in my 20s so im basically a virgin again

I'll be 27 in a week and I'm a virgin.
ding-dong diddly get my wizard powers lads

I've never even hugged a girl outside of that age when you're a little kid and everyone wants hugs

If you havent had sex by 25, just get an escort.

Im 15 and I can barely even talk to girls my age without choking harder than Braun Strowman

Don't do this ya simps. Hiring a whore to lose it is more cringe than just staying a ding-dong diddly virgin

Yeah but it's been like 4 years since my last hook up, I'm basically revirginized. Their loss though because even rusty I'm a good lay

Never settle, you will never recover from the guilt.

Yea.
Just once though.
Nearly Two Years ago

24. kissless handholdless virgin. haven't had a real conversation with a girl in years. every day i drift further away

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33, haven’t even talked to a girl since I was in high school.

bro, I don't think anyone who is still a virgin at that age cares enough to hire whore
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm a virgin at 27 because I just don't care. I don't socialize at all, unless you want to consider this shithole website socializing, because I have no desire to. I am perfectly content to sit in my room, drink whiskey and masturbate to eroge.

I had sex with my half sister. That was interesting.

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I did once, and it wasn’t all that
I unironically enjoy jerking off more

Jesus christ all of you people are pathetic. Hit the weights and get a clue. How could you be content to just sit home, jack off, and watch fake fighting all day. Honest question, why not just kill yourself?

there's lots of fake fights I haven't seen yet and I want to watch them all

I just want the validation of someone choosing to have sex with me so a whore wouldn't solve my problem.

36 been married, and fucked around 12-15 girls. If you lower your standards it's like fish in a barrel.

Just turned ding-dong diddly 29 and I’ve banged about as many chicks.

based

my mom used to jerk me off from like 12-15. I didnt realize it was fucked up until much later when i mentioned it to a friend who was pretty disturbed by it.

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What reason did she give for doing it? Ever bring it up?

If you’re gonna rp at least greentext ya simp

cringin at this pussywhipped simp

go on

stop falling for the degenerate whore around sex meme
Wait for someone special and live your rest of life with her

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I unironically had my balls smashed on a merry go round when I was 10. Nothing happening down there.

I thought this thread was gonna be funny but holy shit this is pathetic. I found a girl when I was 18 and married her a year later. It's been pretty good. Jesus I think I need a break from the internet for a little while.

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I don't know if I envy or pity you.

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i got lucky when i was 20 and met a girl who had just moved to town, was into anime and other shit i too was into at the time, and had absolutely amazing natural tits
of course she had mental issues, fucked every man who looked at her behind my back and finally left me when she realized her value, but those were the times
i have gotten laid a couple of times afterwards, but all of the women were morbidly obese older women who had sucked a thousand dicks before and probably didnt even feel me penetrating them

8 times. All of them were with escorts though.

One of them was a tranny, it was shit. Bad punt.

I'm getting frustrated because my wife won't give me a ding-dong diddly blowjob but then I read this thread and it's really not so bad at all. Thanks for putting my life in perspective bros.

I spent my 20s having sex with prostitutes off backpage because no woman would ever give me the time of day. I didn't have sex with a real woman until I was in my 30s. I truly believe if it wasn't for that girl, I'd die without ever knowing what real sex was like.

Based

19, kissless handholdless let alone ever been in a relationship virgin, I had like 3 female friends but as always I fucked it up by being autistic and insecure. I wish I could've learn how to flirt properly when I was younger because I'm really awkward talking to people now

Ding-Dong Diddlysame

How big is your dick

What guilt. As a man sex is experience only. Not like a woman who gets ruined after she has sex. It's good to get a ding-dong diddly escort so you realize whether sex is worth aiming for or decide to do another goal.

Yeah no.
At 25, you have reached a point of no return. If at 25 you have not been able to have sex in the singe most easy time in the history of humanity
to find it, you have failed tremendously.

You didnt have any in the hormone chambers of Middle or High school, you didnt get any while everyone are just having fun in college, YOU STILL CANT GET ANY WHEN THERE ARE APPS FOR THIS SHIT.

25+ year old virgins run the risk of falling for the very first pussy that lets them in, part of their virgin status is due to them putting pussy on a pedestal. At 25 a crash course is needed or your choices are A) land some over the hill chick using you as a "break glass in case of emergency" or B) get some doll from some 3rd world country who doesnt give a really give a shit about you past citizenship.

Just get a fucking escort.

the only ones putting pussy on a pedestal are the simps that think people should pay for it

An escort isn't the same. The point of having sex is finding someone willing to do that with you. Paying for it ANYONE can do, it's not an accomplishment at all. That hooker isn't going to turn you down, she doesn't turn anybody down. She's doing it for her job, not out of pleasure or pity for you. You're a bigger loser if you pay for it than not having had it at all.

I had sex but wish I kept my wizard status

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What's wrong with the left one's lips?

She's had fillers, I think both of them have, as well as breast implants. Other work probably too.

Disgusting.

Yep, got some last night as a matter of fact.

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I had sex last week it was ok

>Not like a woman who gets ruined after she has sex.

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You see this shit here. This is why you will remain virgins to begin with.

Literally nothing is special about sex, there is no achievement once you have it and the moment you shake that mentality is the moment you will finally get it. You treat sex as a lifetime accomplishment so you stress about it and go all "woe is me" when you dont get it. You begin to see all women as these sacred mythical creatures who will one day provide you with this "accomplishment" and that shit is written all over your desperate faces.

Sex is a simple human experience to have, without any physical or mental impairment there is zero excuse to not have it by 25 and even less reason to complain about not having it.

Let him be. He's a weirdo and will probably shoot his brains out within 5 years.

This. Sex fucks you up mentally when you treat it like it's the most important thing ever. You end up not being able to get it because you put it on such a high pedestal that you overthink and overfeel everything and fuck yourself over.
>used to think sex was the most important thing ever
>did the incel shit before that was a thing ("I'm such a nice person why won't anyone fuck me waaaaaaah")
>virgin until 19
>finally have sex, realize it's no big deal
>get it fairly regularly without thinking about it because I look at it as a component of relationships and intimacy instead of a goal unto itself

the only ones treating it like it's important are you fags, how do you not see this?

I have but she ended up being a slut.

If it's not important then there should be no problem with getting an escort.

there's no reason to buy a whore because it's not important

If you are someone who is "woe is me" about having sex and are 25 or older, an escort solves that shit quickly.

Of course not. 2D > 3D anyways.

Fucked escorts to start, then girls off sperm donor sites, then tinder and pof sluts. I feel like I'm making solid progress.

28 khv here i'm too shy and don't have many friends infact i have never been friends with a girl, i don't care about the sex part what it hurts me is that i would like to know what is a kiss or hug from a girl you love.

Hope you have a great life frens, wish you the best

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Genuinely lost my virginity at 12 years old
Shit was pretty cash

I got married when I was 23 and have only ever had sex with her

the only form of sexual contact i have ever had is being pegged
does this count

>I got married when I was 23 and have only ever had sex with her
That's worse than being a virgin.

falling on a fence post and getting it stuck up your ass doesn't count as getting pegged.

no it was legitimate pegging from a hot girl
we had a very complicated relationship and i miss her so much

I'm a 32 year old virgin as a shoot

t. roastie

Did you at least get a run with the Hug championship user?

just get a job

22 yo virgin, never in a relationship